February 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
These are GOOD!!
Anyone needing some inspiration for next week’s #5Things just look here. 😎
Anyone needing some inspiration for next week’s #5Things just look here. 😎
1. Changed my sex
2. Ate the neighborhood cats and dogs
3. Performed in a Drag Show
4. Sent my kid to school for a sex change to match me
5 Just ate my neighbors pet goose.
2. Ate the neighborhood cats and dogs
3. Performed in a Drag Show
4. Sent my kid to school for a sex change to match me
5 Just ate my neighbors pet goose.
March 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
These are GOOD!!
Anyone needing some inspiration for next week’s #5Things just look here. 😎
Anyone needing some inspiration for next week’s #5Things just look here. 😎
Were you just let go as part of the HHS #RIF? Here are #5Things you can do today to fight back.
If you have media tips, DM us.
#FiredButFighting #HHS #CDC #PublicHealth
If you have media tips, DM us.
#FiredButFighting #HHS #CDC #PublicHealth
April 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Were you just let go as part of the HHS #RIF? Here are #5Things you can do today to fight back.
If you have media tips, DM us.
#FiredButFighting #HHS #CDC #PublicHealth
If you have media tips, DM us.
#FiredButFighting #HHS #CDC #PublicHealth
TY! Let’s also post #5things we did last week for democracy. Me:
1. Protested for democracy
2. Made 5 calls to state &federal officials
3. Talked to 5 people about how to help
4. Subscribed to Wired and Rollingstone
5. Made healthy choices to fuel body / spirit to keep on fighting
#5things
1. Protested for democracy
2. Made 5 calls to state &federal officials
3. Talked to 5 people about how to help
4. Subscribed to Wired and Rollingstone
5. Made healthy choices to fuel body / spirit to keep on fighting
#5things
February 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I kinda wish
He had answered the 5things he did last week with
“Your mom”
In 5 different languages
He had answered the 5things he did last week with
“Your mom”
In 5 different languages
March 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I kinda wish
He had answered the 5things he did last week with
“Your mom”
In 5 different languages
He had answered the 5things he did last week with
“Your mom”
In 5 different languages
February 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The 5 ingredients to start making your COMIC BOOK IP. #comicbooks #IPcoach #batmanlevelmanagement #5things
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The 5 ingredients to start making your COMIC BOOK IP. #comicbooks #IPcoach #batmanlevelmanagement #5things
@altfda.altgov.info challenged us to list #5Things that each of us Alts think have caused the most damage in our agencies over the past year. Each of the five items is chock full of sub-items…adding up to far more “things.” Here goes.
February 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
@altfda.altgov.info challenged us to list #5Things that each of us Alts think have caused the most damage in our agencies over the past year. Each of the five items is chock full of sub-items…adding up to far more “things.” Here goes.
#5Things, according to me.
1. DOGE. Like a plague of locusts, they descended upon DHS and other fed agencies with the express goal of throwing as many monkey wrenches into the works as possible under the guise of "eliminating waste".
1. DOGE. Like a plague of locusts, they descended upon DHS and other fed agencies with the express goal of throwing as many monkey wrenches into the works as possible under the guise of "eliminating waste".
@altfda.altgov.info challenged us to list #5Things that each of us Alts think have caused the most damage in our agencies over the past year. Each of the five items is chock full of sub-items…adding up to far more “things.” Here goes.
February 18, 2026 at 12:49 AM
#5Things, according to me.
1. DOGE. Like a plague of locusts, they descended upon DHS and other fed agencies with the express goal of throwing as many monkey wrenches into the works as possible under the guise of "eliminating waste".
1. DOGE. Like a plague of locusts, they descended upon DHS and other fed agencies with the express goal of throwing as many monkey wrenches into the works as possible under the guise of "eliminating waste".
Defeating Cuomo is such an urgent issue if you care about defeating mask bans.
The campaign is in the homestretch but it’s not too late to help, whether you’re in NYC or outside: ZohranForNYC.com/5Things
The campaign is in the homestretch but it’s not too late to help, whether you’re in NYC or outside: ZohranForNYC.com/5Things
June 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Defeating Cuomo is such an urgent issue if you care about defeating mask bans.
The campaign is in the homestretch but it’s not too late to help, whether you’re in NYC or outside: ZohranForNYC.com/5Things
The campaign is in the homestretch but it’s not too late to help, whether you’re in NYC or outside: ZohranForNYC.com/5Things
Oralè Resisters
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Allies” Russia
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Allies” Russia
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
March 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Oralè Resisters
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Allies” Russia
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Allies” Russia
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
#HR@opm.gov
#5things
Do take the opportunity to send in five things that you accomplished this past week.
#5things
Do take the opportunity to send in five things that you accomplished this past week.
February 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
#HR@opm.gov
#5things
Do take the opportunity to send in five things that you accomplished this past week.
#5things
Do take the opportunity to send in five things that you accomplished this past week.
#5Things:
1. Excellent Korean food.
2. A chat with our firstborn.
3. Filing 1099s on time.
4. Hope, the thing with feathers.
5. Considering the lilies.
1. Excellent Korean food.
2. A chat with our firstborn.
3. Filing 1099s on time.
4. Hope, the thing with feathers.
5. Considering the lilies.
January 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
#5Things:
1. Excellent Korean food.
2. A chat with our firstborn.
3. Filing 1099s on time.
4. Hope, the thing with feathers.
5. Considering the lilies.
1. Excellent Korean food.
2. A chat with our firstborn.
3. Filing 1099s on time.
4. Hope, the thing with feathers.
5. Considering the lilies.
Oralè Resisters
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Allies” Russia
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Allies” Russia
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
March 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Oralè Resisters
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Allies” Russia
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Allies” Russia
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
Oralè Resisters
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Allies” Russia
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Allies” Russia
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
March 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Oralè Resisters
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Allies” Russia
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Allies” Russia
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
Can y'all interact w me? I'll repost the 5things interaction bait istg. Ill do it. Im really gonna do it.
Elmo Gun Standoff
ALT: Elmo Gun Standoff
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July 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Can y'all interact w me? I'll repost the 5things interaction bait istg. Ill do it. Im really gonna do it.
There are certainly more than #5Things that could be listed, and there's likely overlap between the Alts. This is what came first to mind, and I reserve the right to add to this whenever I feel like it.
February 18, 2026 at 12:49 AM
There are certainly more than #5Things that could be listed, and there's likely overlap between the Alts. This is what came first to mind, and I reserve the right to add to this whenever I feel like it.
5things charts
We Got Harry Potter
We Got Harry Potter
May 21, 2026 at 10:28 PM
5things charts
We Got Harry Potter
We Got Harry Potter
Oralè Resisters
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Censure” Rep Al Green
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Censure” Rep Al Green
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
March 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Oralè Resisters
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Censure” Rep Al Green
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Censure” Rep Al Green
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
Oralè Resisters
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Censure” Rep Al Green
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Censure” Rep Al Green
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
March 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Oralè Resisters
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Censure” Rep Al Green
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “Censure” Rep Al Green
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
Moving this over here. . . my gratitude list. . .
#5Things:
1. Dining w/a fiercely liberal friend this evening.
2. Reading a mystery to rest my psyche.
3. Contributing to an event, easing another's to-do list.
4. Using my favorite mug.
5. Seeing a skeet from a longtime pal.
#5Things:
1. Dining w/a fiercely liberal friend this evening.
2. Reading a mystery to rest my psyche.
3. Contributing to an event, easing another's to-do list.
4. Using my favorite mug.
5. Seeing a skeet from a longtime pal.
January 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Moving this over here. . . my gratitude list. . .
#5Things:
1. Dining w/a fiercely liberal friend this evening.
2. Reading a mystery to rest my psyche.
3. Contributing to an event, easing another's to-do list.
4. Using my favorite mug.
5. Seeing a skeet from a longtime pal.
#5Things:
1. Dining w/a fiercely liberal friend this evening.
2. Reading a mystery to rest my psyche.
3. Contributing to an event, easing another's to-do list.
4. Using my favorite mug.
5. Seeing a skeet from a longtime pal.
#5Things:
1. A daughter's 1st wedding anniversary.
2. Big trip next week for our own wedding anniversary.
3. Nearly finished w/Booker shortlist (helps that I'd read 4).
4. Getting all the annual exams/tests WHILE WE STILL CAN. Please schedule yours!
5. Fat Bear Week brackets.
1. A daughter's 1st wedding anniversary.
2. Big trip next week for our own wedding anniversary.
3. Nearly finished w/Booker shortlist (helps that I'd read 4).
4. Getting all the annual exams/tests WHILE WE STILL CAN. Please schedule yours!
5. Fat Bear Week brackets.
September 25, 2026 at 3:24 PM
#5Things:
1. A daughter's 1st wedding anniversary.
2. Big trip next week for our own wedding anniversary.
3. Nearly finished w/Booker shortlist (helps that I'd read 4).
4. Getting all the annual exams/tests WHILE WE STILL CAN. Please schedule yours!
5. Fat Bear Week brackets.
1. A daughter's 1st wedding anniversary.
2. Big trip next week for our own wedding anniversary.
3. Nearly finished w/Booker shortlist (helps that I'd read 4).
4. Getting all the annual exams/tests WHILE WE STILL CAN. Please schedule yours!
5. Fat Bear Week brackets.
Oralè Resisters
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “It’s like a flu” Covid-19
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “It’s like a flu” Covid-19
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
March 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Oralè Resisters
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “It’s like a flu” Covid-19
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
Mad King Trump job points:
“5 things” email to Elon:
• “Transition” Recession
• “Shut up” Egg Prices
• “It’s just a rash” Measles
• “It’s like a flu” Covid-19
• “Joe’s Fault” Economy
#5Things #MadKingTrump
#USDemocracy
February 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM