When you have to play in goal at 5aside but don’t have gloves
December 19, 2024 at 9:46 PM
When you have to play in goal at 5aside but don’t have gloves
Can we have a quick 5aside game at the interval at a music concert, please?
We don't have halftime shows in football.
Predominantly because we're adults that don't need flashing lights and loud noises to keep our attention.
I fucking hate this.
#WorldCup
Predominantly because we're adults that don't need flashing lights and loud noises to keep our attention.
I fucking hate this.
#WorldCup
July 20, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Can we have a quick 5aside game at the interval at a music concert, please?
Hatate walking around like it's Sunday morning 5aside with his pals after a pish up in the Saturday night. Punt this window
February 1, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Hatate walking around like it's Sunday morning 5aside with his pals after a pish up in the Saturday night. Punt this window
I played 5aside football against The Darkness before they made it big if that counts?
March 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I played 5aside football against The Darkness before they made it big if that counts?
played some competitive 5aside and my knees didn't explode and my hamstrings didn't snap. we are sooooooo back
October 8, 2025 at 9:07 AM
played some competitive 5aside and my knees didn't explode and my hamstrings didn't snap. we are sooooooo back
Just played my first football game in yrs, just 5aside kickabout with school parents. Sunny village evening complete w/ church belL soundtrack. Forgotten how much fun it is. Grown ups should do more kickabouts. Thinking I might take to cycling through the village knocking on my mates to come play.
May 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Just played my first football game in yrs, just 5aside kickabout with school parents. Sunny village evening complete w/ church belL soundtrack. Forgotten how much fun it is. Grown ups should do more kickabouts. Thinking I might take to cycling through the village knocking on my mates to come play.
Played 5 aside for the first time in 4 years last night.
Also played 5aside for the last time ever last night 😂😂
Also played 5aside for the last time ever last night 😂😂
May 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Played 5 aside for the first time in 4 years last night.
Also played 5aside for the last time ever last night 😂😂
Also played 5aside for the last time ever last night 😂😂
This #BlackHistoryMonth, we celebrate Gabriel Guisado, co-founder of 5 a Side Media & Wavy Football. His content explores match analysis, player profiles, and social justice, while amplifying Black voices in soccer. Wavy Footy & 5ASIDE break barriers and reshape the sport’s narrative. ⚽ #BHM
February 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This #BlackHistoryMonth, we celebrate Gabriel Guisado, co-founder of 5 a Side Media & Wavy Football. His content explores match analysis, player profiles, and social justice, while amplifying Black voices in soccer. Wavy Footy & 5ASIDE break barriers and reshape the sport’s narrative. ⚽ #BHM
The kind of kit that makes your 5-a-side highlight reel look better 😎 2026 national team away shirt, premium import, size XL in stock.
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September 24, 2026 at 2:10 AM
The kind of kit that makes your 5-a-side highlight reel look better 😎 2026 national team away shirt, premium import, size XL in stock.
DM or WhatsApp us at +62 899-8916-637 — we ship worldwide!
#footballjersey #jerseycollector #importjersey #worldwideshipping #worldcup2026 #5aside
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Man City are iike the veteran trying to play 5aside with the youngsters. The brain and vision is here but the legs have gone.
March 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Man City are iike the veteran trying to play 5aside with the youngsters. The brain and vision is here but the legs have gone.
did a shift in goal at 5aside today, gotta say lads, i may be a decent defender, but I am not a goal keeper. felt like this
January 27, 2026 at 9:26 PM
did a shift in goal at 5aside today, gotta say lads, i may be a decent defender, but I am not a goal keeper. felt like this
Best goal return at 5aside in ages, including one that got a round of applause from both teams, so I’ll be replaying those in my head for a good week, actually.
February 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Best goal return at 5aside in ages, including one that got a round of applause from both teams, so I’ll be replaying those in my head for a good week, actually.
To my old Crystal Palace supporting university lecturer & 5aside opponent that I last bumped into at an REM gig at the City Ground, have a few 🍺 tonight, magnificent performance today 👏#cpfc
April 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
To my old Crystal Palace supporting university lecturer & 5aside opponent that I last bumped into at an REM gig at the City Ground, have a few 🍺 tonight, magnificent performance today 👏#cpfc
Sad to see the former Fairview CY premises being demolished.
Lots of History and memories on this site
#Fairview #FairviewCY #PhilipsburghAvenue #PitchandPutt #5ASide #Tennis #Soccer #Snooker #Pool #Carnical #Dance #Bands #FMLH
Lots of History and memories on this site
#Fairview #FairviewCY #PhilipsburghAvenue #PitchandPutt #5ASide #Tennis #Soccer #Snooker #Pool #Carnical #Dance #Bands #FMLH
December 31, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Sad to see the former Fairview CY premises being demolished.
Lots of History and memories on this site
#Fairview #FairviewCY #PhilipsburghAvenue #PitchandPutt #5ASide #Tennis #Soccer #Snooker #Pool #Carnical #Dance #Bands #FMLH
Lots of History and memories on this site
#Fairview #FairviewCY #PhilipsburghAvenue #PitchandPutt #5ASide #Tennis #Soccer #Snooker #Pool #Carnical #Dance #Bands #FMLH
Nothing like an utter humbling at 5aside to kickstart the week.
January 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Nothing like an utter humbling at 5aside to kickstart the week.
I just learned that Promise ‘Tobi’ David started his name in Europe at 5-a-side pitches in Malta 🇲🇹 (per @brandjjb on Twitter)
Canadians did not know of him, yet Maltese people first believed in his potential
Then Estonia 🇪🇪 came to learn of him… & look at him now @ Union Saint-Gilloise 🇧🇪
#CanMNT 🇨🇦
Canadians did not know of him, yet Maltese people first believed in his potential
Then Estonia 🇪🇪 came to learn of him… & look at him now @ Union Saint-Gilloise 🇧🇪
#CanMNT 🇨🇦
5Aside to Europa League 🤯 The Rise of Promise David 📈
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March 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I just learned that Promise ‘Tobi’ David started his name in Europe at 5-a-side pitches in Malta 🇲🇹 (per @brandjjb on Twitter)
Canadians did not know of him, yet Maltese people first believed in his potential
Then Estonia 🇪🇪 came to learn of him… & look at him now @ Union Saint-Gilloise 🇧🇪
#CanMNT 🇨🇦
Canadians did not know of him, yet Maltese people first believed in his potential
Then Estonia 🇪🇪 came to learn of him… & look at him now @ Union Saint-Gilloise 🇧🇪
#CanMNT 🇨🇦
April 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
About yesterday…
We took home the first ever Sobriety Cup🏆 hosted by @harpsouthend Aspirations, @SUFCCommunity raising funds for vital local services supporting people on the path to recovery from addiction. An unbelievable day thanks so much to everyone involved! #fcsp #Southend #5ASide 🤎🤍
We took home the first ever Sobriety Cup🏆 hosted by @harpsouthend Aspirations, @SUFCCommunity raising funds for vital local services supporting people on the path to recovery from addiction. An unbelievable day thanks so much to everyone involved! #fcsp #Southend #5ASide 🤎🤍
June 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Me and a few mates have put a 5aside team together hoping for a casual kick around, first game was tonight.
Isaís Sánchez playing for the other side.
May have underestimated it.
Also, one of my favourite players of all time and turns out, a proper lovely fella.
#ALeague #AdelaideUnited
Isaís Sánchez playing for the other side.
May have underestimated it.
Also, one of my favourite players of all time and turns out, a proper lovely fella.
#ALeague #AdelaideUnited
June 1, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Me and a few mates have put a 5aside team together hoping for a casual kick around, first game was tonight.
Isaís Sánchez playing for the other side.
May have underestimated it.
Also, one of my favourite players of all time and turns out, a proper lovely fella.
#ALeague #AdelaideUnited
Isaís Sánchez playing for the other side.
May have underestimated it.
Also, one of my favourite players of all time and turns out, a proper lovely fella.
#ALeague #AdelaideUnited
Same culture on a Wednesday night 5aside when you’re short players you’ve got in some ringers.
March 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Same culture on a Wednesday night 5aside when you’re short players you’ve got in some ringers.
Mostly playing 5aside and painting these days by the looks of it. Don't think he ever melted or Goodwined it.
February 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Mostly playing 5aside and painting these days by the looks of it. Don't think he ever melted or Goodwined it.
Maybe swap Brown for Schmidt on goal for the second half. Great way to keep both players fresh and seemed to go ok for the work 5aside team
March 21, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Maybe swap Brown for Schmidt on goal for the second half. Great way to keep both players fresh and seemed to go ok for the work 5aside team
To be fair it wasn't OP's mum who punched a cake with her tits.
He might have just known the groom through a local 5aside team or something.
He might have just known the groom through a local 5aside team or something.
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
To be fair it wasn't OP's mum who punched a cake with her tits.
He might have just known the groom through a local 5aside team or something.
He might have just known the groom through a local 5aside team or something.