The nightmare scenario became true this morning (accidentally linked fetish porn in a normal server because I forgot what was on my clipboard)
Deleted it within 5seconds and I don't think anyone in the group is awake, but omg. Back to being overly paranoid about this again LOL
Deleted it within 5seconds and I don't think anyone in the group is awake, but omg. Back to being overly paranoid about this again LOL
October 22, 2026 at 1:02 PM
The nightmare scenario became true this morning (accidentally linked fetish porn in a normal server because I forgot what was on my clipboard)
Deleted it within 5seconds and I don't think anyone in the group is awake, but omg. Back to being overly paranoid about this again LOL
Deleted it within 5seconds and I don't think anyone in the group is awake, but omg. Back to being overly paranoid about this again LOL
Lifespan 5seconds
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Table addon authors: I have a question about why on earth you are implementing client-side sorting? In what will-not-fail-5seconds-later world are you living?
Is it convenient at first sight? Yes. Is it useful? Eeeeeh not really.
Bonus points for tables that do NOT have ANY option for […]
Is it convenient at first sight? Yes. Is it useful? Eeeeeh not really.
Bonus points for tables that do NOT have ANY option for […]
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October 4, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Table addon authors: I have a question about why on earth you are implementing client-side sorting? In what will-not-fail-5seconds-later world are you living?
Is it convenient at first sight? Yes. Is it useful? Eeeeeh not really.
Bonus points for tables that do NOT have ANY option for […]
Is it convenient at first sight? Yes. Is it useful? Eeeeeh not really.
Bonus points for tables that do NOT have ANY option for […]
commercials/ads used to be like 5seconds or just a banner. Now they are like 2mins+.
I want solarpunk asap.
I want solarpunk asap.
September 22, 2026 at 9:09 PM
commercials/ads used to be like 5seconds or just a banner. Now they are like 2mins+.
I want solarpunk asap.
I want solarpunk asap.
I’m so brick I could cum in 5seconds
September 19, 2026 at 8:51 AM
I’m so brick I could cum in 5seconds
Having seen th fi episode of FX Figher Karumi I can tell you it’s going to give us all second hand anxiety with in like 5seconds
September 17, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Having seen th fi episode of FX Figher Karumi I can tell you it’s going to give us all second hand anxiety with in like 5seconds
The coffee grinder is amazing!
コーヒーミルすごい！
Those rock-hard beans were 【ground to powder】
あんなに硬い豆が【粉々になった】…
in just 5seconds...
たった5秒で…
And I 【brewed coffee】for the very first time!
そして初めてコーヒーを【淹れました】！
It tastes great！
and having a never-ending supply is the best!
美味しい！いっぱい飲めるの最高！😭
コーヒーミルすごい！
Those rock-hard beans were 【ground to powder】
あんなに硬い豆が【粉々になった】…
in just 5seconds...
たった5秒で…
And I 【brewed coffee】for the very first time!
そして初めてコーヒーを【淹れました】！
It tastes great！
and having a never-ending supply is the best!
美味しい！いっぱい飲めるの最高！😭
September 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
The coffee grinder is amazing!
コーヒーミルすごい！
Those rock-hard beans were 【ground to powder】
あんなに硬い豆が【粉々になった】…
in just 5seconds...
たった5秒で…
And I 【brewed coffee】for the very first time!
そして初めてコーヒーを【淹れました】！
It tastes great！
and having a never-ending supply is the best!
美味しい！いっぱい飲めるの最高！😭
コーヒーミルすごい！
Those rock-hard beans were 【ground to powder】
あんなに硬い豆が【粉々になった】…
in just 5seconds...
たった5秒で…
And I 【brewed coffee】for the very first time!
そして初めてコーヒーを【淹れました】！
It tastes great！
and having a never-ending supply is the best!
美味しい！いっぱい飲めるの最高！😭
That would be terrifying lmaooooo Omarosa played celebrity BB that was interesting lol
Imagine all the secrets they would let out on feeds skippy would be cutting every 5seconds ☠️
Imagine all the secrets they would let out on feeds skippy would be cutting every 5seconds ☠️
September 6, 2026 at 11:19 PM
That would be terrifying lmaooooo Omarosa played celebrity BB that was interesting lol
Imagine all the secrets they would let out on feeds skippy would be cutting every 5seconds ☠️
Imagine all the secrets they would let out on feeds skippy would be cutting every 5seconds ☠️
🌞
"Oooh I know."
She'd grab her cell phone and began to call someone.
"He'll be here in.... 5seconds."
5 seconds later.
🧨
"What the fuck happened here? Please tell me no animals died."
"Oooh I know."
She'd grab her cell phone and began to call someone.
"He'll be here in.... 5seconds."
5 seconds later.
🧨
"What the fuck happened here? Please tell me no animals died."
September 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
🌞
"Oooh I know."
She'd grab her cell phone and began to call someone.
"He'll be here in.... 5seconds."
5 seconds later.
🧨
"What the fuck happened here? Please tell me no animals died."
"Oooh I know."
She'd grab her cell phone and began to call someone.
"He'll be here in.... 5seconds."
5 seconds later.
🧨
"What the fuck happened here? Please tell me no animals died."
5seconds of summerのteethいいですよねェ！
なるほど2人イメージで見るとまた叡智だ…
honyakubeya.xsrv.jp/teeth-5-seconds-of-summer-711/amp
なるほど2人イメージで見るとまた叡智だ…
honyakubeya.xsrv.jp/teeth-5-seconds-of-summer-711/amp
honyakubeya.xsrv.jp
August 27, 2026 at 2:03 AM
5seconds of summerのteethいいですよねェ！
なるほど2人イメージで見るとまた叡智だ…
honyakubeya.xsrv.jp/teeth-5-seconds-of-summer-711/amp
なるほど2人イメージで見るとまた叡智だ…
honyakubeya.xsrv.jp/teeth-5-seconds-of-summer-711/amp
It also lets me see just how active people are during the days. Like for the most part, most aren't "active" for like 60% of the day (and of course not! it takes >5seconds as idle) I just racked up 5 seconds idle time getting something out of my eye.
But it did show something useful:
But it did show something useful:
August 26, 2026 at 7:18 PM
It also lets me see just how active people are during the days. Like for the most part, most aren't "active" for like 60% of the day (and of course not! it takes >5seconds as idle) I just racked up 5 seconds idle time getting something out of my eye.
But it did show something useful:
But it did show something useful:
The Sounds of the Subway
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/08/13/arts/subway-train-sounds.html
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/08/13/arts/subway-train-sounds.html
August 19, 2026 at 10:30 AM
The Sounds of the Subway
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/08/13/arts/subway-train-sounds.html
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/08/13/arts/subway-train-sounds.html
Subito!
5sos 5seconds Of Summer
ALT: 5sos 5seconds Of Summer
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August 16, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Subito!
Also this guy:
“Yes dear, we could’ve spent an hour teasing each other with foreplay then had wild, exciting, incredible sex. But you’ll note <pushes glasses up nose> that me jumping on top, pumping for 5seconds, grunting and passing out had the same outcome. For me”
“Yes dear, we could’ve spent an hour teasing each other with foreplay then had wild, exciting, incredible sex. But you’ll note <pushes glasses up nose> that me jumping on top, pumping for 5seconds, grunting and passing out had the same outcome. For me”
May 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Also this guy:
“Yes dear, we could’ve spent an hour teasing each other with foreplay then had wild, exciting, incredible sex. But you’ll note <pushes glasses up nose> that me jumping on top, pumping for 5seconds, grunting and passing out had the same outcome. For me”
“Yes dear, we could’ve spent an hour teasing each other with foreplay then had wild, exciting, incredible sex. But you’ll note <pushes glasses up nose> that me jumping on top, pumping for 5seconds, grunting and passing out had the same outcome. For me”
셋리스트
1. Bottom Of The Deep Blue Sea
2. paranoi android
3. smog
4. Karma Police -Radiohead
5. Icarus
6. 소월에게 묻기를-윤상
7. 창귀-안예은
8. Butterflies&hurricanes-Muse
9. United States Of Eurasia-Muse
10. Aerials-System Of A Down
11. Be The One
12. Teeth-5Seconds of Summer
1. Bottom Of The Deep Blue Sea
2. paranoi android
3. smog
4. Karma Police -Radiohead
5. Icarus
6. 소월에게 묻기를-윤상
7. 창귀-안예은
8. Butterflies&hurricanes-Muse
9. United States Of Eurasia-Muse
10. Aerials-System Of A Down
11. Be The One
12. Teeth-5Seconds of Summer
February 7, 2024 at 7:50 AM
셋리스트
1. Bottom Of The Deep Blue Sea
2. paranoi android
3. smog
4. Karma Police -Radiohead
5. Icarus
6. 소월에게 묻기를-윤상
7. 창귀-안예은
8. Butterflies&hurricanes-Muse
9. United States Of Eurasia-Muse
10. Aerials-System Of A Down
11. Be The One
12. Teeth-5Seconds of Summer
1. Bottom Of The Deep Blue Sea
2. paranoi android
3. smog
4. Karma Police -Radiohead
5. Icarus
6. 소월에게 묻기를-윤상
7. 창귀-안예은
8. Butterflies&hurricanes-Muse
9. United States Of Eurasia-Muse
10. Aerials-System Of A Down
11. Be The One
12. Teeth-5Seconds of Summer
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They have a 'valid puff length (0.5-5seconds)' which is so funny cause I love the idea of using your pen in the most dogshit way ever to maximize rewards
April 21, 2026 at 3:01 AM
They have a 'valid puff length (0.5-5seconds)' which is so funny cause I love the idea of using your pen in the most dogshit way ever to maximize rewards
Just give me 5seconds behind a locked door with this punk. Nazi salute his head in.
January 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Just give me 5seconds behind a locked door with this punk. Nazi salute his head in.
And the ones who answer the door within 5seconds? Who has ever managed that?
July 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
And the ones who answer the door within 5seconds? Who has ever managed that?
November 19, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Remember getting one many years ago and breaking it in half and putting a scoop of vanilla ice cream on it. Completely melted the ice cream within 5seconds. 🔥🔥🔥
June 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Remember getting one many years ago and breaking it in half and putting a scoop of vanilla ice cream on it. Completely melted the ice cream within 5seconds. 🔥🔥🔥
someone stop me from opening infinity nikki every 5seconds
May 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
someone stop me from opening infinity nikki every 5seconds
I spent too much money on vinyls but I HAD to get the signed one.
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I spent too much money on vinyls but I HAD to get the signed one.