#60something
my favourite 50-60something
April 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
January 29, 2026 at 5:49 PM
September 7, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Ha. 200 pound mastiff on lap of 105 pound 60something woman-me.
June 21, 2026 at 10:48 PM
so there's kind of two waves to this

there was a 60something-year stretch of the 1300s in which a bunch of French popes, who were still like valid legit Everybody's Pope, refused to move to Rome and posted up at Avignon like kind of just to be French about it
April 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
quotes from my mother, who is 60something and has never watched gundam before today
"is garma gay"
"does he like char"
January 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I choose to believe she's at the senior living community across town getting railed by hot 60something dick
June 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
sitting in the hallway of the cathedral of learning at pitt. 60something dad walks in and immediately mutters “can you imagine how much it costs to heat this place.” god bless the consistency of dads in times of chaos
January 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My contribution to the holy war (of drawing that dysfunctional 60something critterman in slutty little outfits) #greatgodgrope
February 28, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Alas, one structural problem of UK academia in 00s and 10s was the 60something '1970s guys' refusing to retire because they needed the prof's salary to pay for the divorce, and meet the ongoing costs of the second much younger family.
September 24, 2026 at 2:26 PM
At the pharmacy getting prescriptions on my lunch break.

In walks a 60something white woman. She says "WHASSUP" to the security guard and stops to chat. Her left leg has been replaced by a prosthesis. She has rolled her sweatpants up to show it off. It is electric purple.

Immaculate vibes.
May 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
God they're gonna get black bagged by a bunch of overweight 60something former case officers and wake up in a basement in Langley as somebody says "so I hear you kids are really into psychedelics huh? Wanna see how we did it in the old days?"
February 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Talking to my 60something year old mother this morning and we're talking about... well, mostly Evangelion, but then art in general and I was like "My cohort is getting old. They're starting to make facebook hose-water posts" and lol she got what I meant immediately and looked horrified.
March 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
i used to have 60something tumblr accounts
July 22, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Yes, 60something women who garden are a real threat to this country 🤬🙄🤬
June 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Don't know how to tell useless 60something coworker "I don't trust you with anything and therefore don't have anything for you to do."
November 4, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Why do they refuse to believe he got his ass kicked in 2020? He lost 60something challenges in court. His own AG said there was no voter fraud.
September 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
yea its 80something outside but it's 60something inside and I am COZY and COMFY and I made more TEA and im vibin
July 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I was showing my old whyte 60something supervisor something and all she saw was backshot mania. BBC!

I said damn. My bad Janice.

She said “Jae. Was this on company time?”
Me: Nah, this morning.
Her: Okay. Good. Thank you.

😭
October 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My love left this world yesterday and we lost a great one too quickly. Bill Downing was an OG cannabis activist MassCann legend.

Listening to his playlist, a gift of thousands of songs. He left me this one tonight.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=81r-SEJn6-g&si=ajWd9v-LC-jPq-kX

#WeedSky
June 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
thrash metal pied piper hypnotist whose sick shreddin skills makes every 40-60something year old man wanna HEADBANG and do GAY SEX 🎸🎸🎸🎸⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
April 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Just was out weeding when the 60something str8 neighbor lady said hi from behind. Hope she enjoyed the show.
June 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM