86ed?
This short excerpt from my 1999 novel, The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove:
Mavis helped the man to a bar stool. “Get her out of here,” Mavis said. “She’s eighty-sixed. This time forever.”
Theo kept his eyes locked on Molly’s. “Are you okay?”
Mavis helped the man to a bar stool. “Get her out of here,” Mavis said. “She’s eighty-sixed. This time forever.”
Theo kept his eyes locked on Molly’s. “Are you okay?”
May 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
86ed?
86 point shift away from the president.
The poll literally just 86ed 47.
The poll literally just 86ed 47.
September 23, 2026 at 2:35 PM
86 point shift away from the president.
The poll literally just 86ed 47.
The poll literally just 86ed 47.
They 86ed Melania! 😅
They cut Melania off at the ankles. 😆😂🤣😂😆
Melania Trump (the Statue) Vanishes in Slovenia
www.nytimes.com
May 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
They 86ed Melania! 😅
gavin newsom looks like he’s been individually 86ed from every margaritaville in america
May 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
gavin newsom looks like he’s been individually 86ed from every margaritaville in america
the bill got 86ed
May 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
the bill got 86ed
Daddy can’t stand the thought of being second best. That’s why he 86ed Epstein
July 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Daddy can’t stand the thought of being second best. That’s why he 86ed Epstein
I was once 86ed from a drinking establishment.
How am I still alive?
How am I still alive?
May 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I was once 86ed from a drinking establishment.
How am I still alive?
How am I still alive?
would they say the war has been 86ed
BREAKING via the AP
White House officially tells Congress it considers Iran war 'terminated' despite presence of US armed forces in region.
White House officially tells Congress it considers Iran war 'terminated' despite presence of US armed forces in region.
May 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
would they say the war has been 86ed
86ed is what happens when you get kicked out of somewhere.
Like Lauren Boebert getting 86ed from the Beetlejuice musical for jerking off her date in public.
Like Lauren Boebert getting 86ed from the Beetlejuice musical for jerking off her date in public.
May 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
86ed is what happens when you get kicked out of somewhere.
Like Lauren Boebert getting 86ed from the Beetlejuice musical for jerking off her date in public.
Like Lauren Boebert getting 86ed from the Beetlejuice musical for jerking off her date in public.
tucker carlson being in the center of the news today just reminds me rather spitefully how much tucker carlson has dropped out of being in the center of the news as @parkermolloy.com predicted as soon as he was 86ed from fox
June 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
tucker carlson being in the center of the news today just reminds me rather spitefully how much tucker carlson has dropped out of being in the center of the news as @parkermolloy.com predicted as soon as he was 86ed from fox
I wish the Sun Times’ headline was that the case was 86ed.
May 22, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I wish the Sun Times’ headline was that the case was 86ed.
Me: Oh, Chuck Norris died, meh
C: He couldn’t defeat Death
Me: He was 86, apparently
C: Yeah, 86ed from LIFE
C: He couldn’t defeat Death
Me: He was 86, apparently
C: Yeah, 86ed from LIFE
March 20, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Me: Oh, Chuck Norris died, meh
C: He couldn’t defeat Death
Me: He was 86, apparently
C: Yeah, 86ed from LIFE
C: He couldn’t defeat Death
Me: He was 86, apparently
C: Yeah, 86ed from LIFE
is anyone keeping a list of all the accounts that got suspended for mentioning charlie kirk and exactly what post got them 86ed bc every instance i’ve heard about is dumber than the last
September 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
is anyone keeping a list of all the accounts that got suspended for mentioning charlie kirk and exactly what post got them 86ed bc every instance i’ve heard about is dumber than the last
Forgot to mention that on this preview day, someone brought their dog inside and honestly I’m a single issue voter: you are 86ed from all restaurants if you bring a fuckin dog inside one.
Got to go to preview day for the new Midway Diner. it’s gorgeous and it was legit great food. Sounds like they’ll be open breakfast-dinner daily (ambitious!). I’m totally blown away.
September 21, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Forgot to mention that on this preview day, someone brought their dog inside and honestly I’m a single issue voter: you are 86ed from all restaurants if you bring a fuckin dog inside one.
47 had Epstein 86ed.
That’s my guess. 🤷♀️
That’s my guess. 🤷♀️
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
47 had Epstein 86ed.
That’s my guess. 🤷♀️
That’s my guess. 🤷♀️
6-7 is 86ed on the 31st, got it
December 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
6-7 is 86ed on the 31st, got it
Same. In my youth, a ratted out a cheating bar manager to his girlfriend. I got 86ed and was not murdered.
April 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Same. In my youth, a ratted out a cheating bar manager to his girlfriend. I got 86ed and was not murdered.
I've been 86ed from bars and Im still breathing.
April 28, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I've been 86ed from bars and Im still breathing.
Apparently many people's ability to detect sarcasm has been 86ed.
May 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Apparently many people's ability to detect sarcasm has been 86ed.
Me every ten seconds in the new season of Reacher seeing a place I've lived or been 86ed from
Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
static.klipy.com
August 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Me every ten seconds in the new season of Reacher seeing a place I've lived or been 86ed from
our cat was such a jerk at the cat hotel that the hotel owner had to gently tell us she sucked and that it wasn't her fault because she was scared and we were like "oh wow we thought you were going to 86 her from the cat hotel"
[beat]
cat hotel owner: "she's 86ed."
[beat]
cat hotel owner: "she's 86ed."
April 30, 2026 at 12:46 AM
our cat was such a jerk at the cat hotel that the hotel owner had to gently tell us she sucked and that it wasn't her fault because she was scared and we were like "oh wow we thought you were going to 86 her from the cat hotel"
[beat]
cat hotel owner: "she's 86ed."
[beat]
cat hotel owner: "she's 86ed."
That's because it was already 86ed.
May 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
That's because it was already 86ed.
Guaranteed he's been 86ed from every bar he's ever been in
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Guaranteed he's been 86ed from every bar he's ever been in