#8Wars
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Friendship over with Stephen Miller now Horrific Necktie is Trump's best friend
January 19, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Trump:

There was a certain war.He [Putin]said, "I can't believe u got that war ended.I've been trying to do it for 10 years."I said, "Don't tell me about that war.Let me get your war done,that's the one I'm interested in right now."
I ended up putting out 8wars&we have a ninth one coming,I believe.
January 27, 2026 at 4:35 PM
QUESTIONS I HAVE

Did ICE kill anyone lately?
Did anyone get their tariff refunds, or DOGE checks?
What happened to the price of eggs?
What kind of drugs is he on? #iran #8wars

..and WHERE ARE THE FUCKING EPSTEIN files?
March 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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March 1, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Let’s break this down
Trump claims he stopped 8wars 🤭
3 of these wars are w/ the Jews
The india/ pakistan war was setters themselves
Thailand/ Camb
Kosavo/ serb -years ago
African war was BS
All are bullshit..
January 24, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Dear Norway
You didn'tgive me the Nobel Peace prize
Despite having stopped 8wars in my mind
Thus ill no longer be interested in Peace
As I was when I bombed boats,Yémen,Lebanon,Syria,Iran,Iraq,Venezuela,invaded Minnesota
Ill now annex Groenland
Cause Norway,Denmark
Same difference
Epstein friend
January 19, 2026 at 1:47 PM
LMAO have you read trumps top 25 "accomplishments" ? great things like "making English the official language of America" or "reducing drug prices 400% 500% or even 600%" "biggest tax cuts ever" the man thinks he's helping, he's that dumb, everything is more expensive but hey, 8wars ended.
September 20, 2026 at 5:22 AM
He didn't win any sports games, didn't stop him from kee5that big gold trophy last year he'll still gladly accept it and tell everyone he stopped 8wars he deserves it
January 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Greenland isn’t surrounded by Chinese or Russian ships There isn't $19.2 trillion invested in the US under Trump He hasn’t settled 8wars
Biden’s military aid to Ukraine wasn’t worth hundreds of billions of dollars 2020 election not rigged
Fact check of His remarks from 1 meeting with Erdogan today
July 8, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Trump calls them fake news and launches into a list of grievances such as “winning the election in a landslide,” “settling 8wars,” unfair coverage and how they keep saying they will boycott him but don’t, he has an “obligation” to boycott them, as they “aren’t doing well” and he had meetings all day
September 21, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Are the #8Wars that #DerangedDon always brings up .. the same war? Surely, he's started & then ended 'conflict' with #Iran at least that many times .. this week alone?? #LaughingStock
September 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Everyone knows that #Trump couldn't even name five of these conflicts , tell who figths against whom and not even express in his own words what his personal contribution or involvement should have been.
#8wars
#nonobelpeaceprice
#Denmark
January 20, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Everyone knows that #Trump couldn't even name five of these conflicts , tell who figths against whom and not even express in his own words what his personal contribution or involvement should have been.
#8wars
#nonobelpeaceprice
#Denmark
January 20, 2026 at 10:20 PM
FIFA PEACE PRIZE?😳
8WARS?🤣
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Not everyone gets their rights?
Scotus knows we're about to be at war with 8 other countries and we shouldn't start one on the home front too. Your not gonna win a civil war and if you do you're gonna be too exhausted to win the 8wars after. this is dumb its why smart people hate trump
January 14, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Well hells bells.
FDR and Churchill only managed to stop 2 wars between them in 12 years.

#8wars #25ammendment
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January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The delusional orange turd is going to dislocate his shoulder from patting himself on the back for doing such a good job. Talk about living in an alternate universe. #PressConference #GreenlandInvasion #8Wars #CuckooForCocoaPuffs
January 20, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Trump’s lying ass he stop 8wars Obama never mentioned Nobel prize before he got one. Traitor trump begging for one not going to happen shitty pants
December 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It’s 8 wars now. I’d love for him to name them. Hell, I’d settle for him demonstrating that he could name 8 non-European countries on the spot. #Trump #8Wars #Madeup
April 30, 2026 at 7:51 PM