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asterionhex.monster
I own this book, it’s unhinged, I trust it bsky.app/profile/aard...
asterionhex.monster Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · Dec 28
You have all seen this book as meme but I own it as myco nerd and the level of bonkers is as promised
A copy of all that the rain promises, and more…a pocket guide to western mushrooms After a frantic few minutes, I came to the edge of a glade and there, perched on a large lichened rock, was a horned, barefoot Panlike figure, nimbly playing a flute. The others stood there spellbound; like me they were laden with lec-cinums and had been hopelessly lost. Then the horned figure led us, like the Pied Piper, on a merry, meandering march through that glistening, mossy, mushroom-lush wonderland. It was unbelievable — herds of hawk wings, throngs of lofty leccinums, giant fairy rings of elegant amanitas, and logs so thick with clustered caps their bark couldn't be seen. We must have looked like wood nymphs as we danced along together, completely caught up in the abundance and exuberance of the moment. Finally he delivered us to the gravel road, where our abandoned van stood like an empty, ominous shell from some remote and irrelevant war. We offered our savior the mush-rooms, which he, having a forest full of them, declined. He did allow himself to be photographed, however. My First Mushroom Hunt It was 25 years ago. There were plenty of mushrooms but no good mushroom books for California. People used to say things like if it peeled easily or if it grew on trees it was all right. Well, I picked a yellowish-orange mushroom and since it grew near an oak I thought it was a chanterelle. I cooked it for dinner, and spent the next couple days with both ends open, delirious. It was a jack o' lantern that I ate, and I'm glad I did because it humbled me. It taught me to be careful, to be discerning, to learn more. Now I eat chanterelles all the time, and there's no way I could confuse one with a jack o' lantern. —Simon Kelly Girls Just Wanna Have Fungus Dashing Roberto Mortillero has thrown the perfect party: Shaggy Manes, Coccoli, Blewits, Bleeding Milk Caps, Matsutake, and the Prince, each with a human escort. As often happens in California, the party ends when the host is carried out on a stretcher. The following account of the Mushroom Party is taken from the Diary of Valley Unit "Gagme" Sappa, and is reprinted with permission of the author's roommates, who are dying to see her face when she finds out it's missing. Dear Diary: That total babe Roberto had this party tonight - I mean, if you could call it a party, like no keg! But all these babes came anyway, and I had on like this radical sequined tube top with my leopard-spotted spandex pedal pushers and high-heeled sandals, and like the babes musta thought I looked real Boss cuz they really gave me the hairy eyeball. Like it started when I went to the hardware store cuz I read this article that all the babes go there, but like, you go up to a babe and
April 20, 2024 at 10:43 PM
wetchop.bsky.social
Reptilian Aard tend to rely on their sign language more than others. She's really quite a lovely conversationalist though!
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
cuffedaardwolf.bsky.social
Normal Aard activities
May 13, 2024 at 1:15 AM
laurensdassen.voltnederland.org
Gidi Markuszower laat overduidelijk zijn ware aard zien. Oproepen tot geweld. Misselijkmakend en ziek. Het kabinet moet dit keihard veroordelen en duidelijk maken dat het onder geen enkele voorwaarde nog samenwerkt met deze haatzaaier.
May 14, 2026 at 3:01 PM
onehungrypotato.bsky.social
Well...

Aard you?~
July 24, 2023 at 8:06 PM
bijan63.bsky.social
Rob de Wijk slaat hier de spijker op zijn kop en legt de ware aard van de #VVD bloot!

Reminder: #Yeşilgöz heeft links gedemoniseerd, een progressief kabinet gesaboteerd en eigenbelang boven het landsbelang gesteld!
September 18, 2026 at 11:56 AM
wagatwe.bsky.social
y'all ain't slick
Libby T Aard (14) She/Her/They/Them @libbytaard.bsky.social
November 22, 2024 at 3:37 PM
asterionhex.monster
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asterionhex.monster Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · Apr 11
The thing that has truly driven my age home to me in the past year or two was the Ford dealer by my house suddenly stocking white Broncos. There are whole adults buying cars who have no unerasable ideas attached to that vehicle
April 11, 2024 at 8:39 PM
thewitcher.com
Did you know about these Aard Mechanics? 💨

What’s your favourite way of using Witcher signs?
June 30, 2026 at 2:25 PM
pgkroegerbb.bsky.social
Je kunt niet zeggen dat ze bij ON! een beetje stiekem doen en hun ware aard verbergen.
February 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
evertkwok.bsky.social
Hoi Aard!
March 9, 2026 at 9:26 AM
myrthehilkens.bsky.social
Op weg naar huis opeens een Prinsenvlag aan een balkon zien wapperen. Gadverdamme. NSB’ers die zich aangemoedigd voelen om hun ware aard te tonen. Ieuw.
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
rolfoldejans.bsky.social
De ware aard van de chipsdoos van Lays
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De ware aard van de chipsdoos van Lays
Hoe recyclebaar en duurzaam is de nieuwe chipsdoos van Lays? Zwerfinator ontmantelde deze verpakking en deed een uitgebreide analyse.
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June 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
bigm1lk.bsky.social
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aardappel.bsky.social Seba @aardappel.bsky.social · 5d
Keine natürlich, bin doch Jungfrau. 😇
September 24, 2026 at 8:28 PM
leen1955.bsky.social
En dan nog blijven de wetten onderwerp van vlammende toorn van de Raad van State.

Repareren van iets dat in de aard niet deugt verandert de aard niet.
July 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
gawyd.bsky.social
Kiki is wel echt de grootste genietkont op aard hoor 💖
March 8, 2025 at 9:25 AM
hiddebouwmeester.nl
Dan ontgaat je het punt. Ik weiger een fascistische oligarch te spekken. Dit is een keuze van morele aard, niet vanuit praktische aard.
January 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
themerl.bsky.social
it would only be right

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aardgoose.info Angus Sawyer @aardgoose.info · Aug 6
Plus World Saucer?
August 6, 2026 at 8:12 AM
gabcdraws.bsky.social
Julie Aard, the Security Guard

A comm. OC belongs to @solidv.bsky.social
June 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
aardwolfessex.bsky.social
They left the shiny Aard on the dance floor
June 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
onehungrypotato.bsky.social
Hmmm...

Aard dragon?

Aard taur?

Vote now on your smartphones.
August 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
leen1955.bsky.social
"De regering kiest ervoor om medeplichtigheid in dit geval uit te sluiten, maar volgens de Raad van State bestaat zo'n uitsluitingsgrond niet."

Als je gaat schaven aan iets wat in de aard niet deugt, blijft het in aard niet deugen..
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
cuffedaardwolf.bsky.social
Locked up Aard looks natural and better than he isn’t. It should be the default for him forever >//>
July 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
wetchop.bsky.social
When visiting the Aard, one must always exercise caution when being offered tea.

No, not because they're trying to scam you...
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
tulletilsynet.bsky.social
Come for the Tesla flip, stay for the Ozzies saying Boll-Aard
August 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM