AARP Wondering If Anyone Will Notice Kathy Bates On Cover For 9th Issue In Row
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February 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
AARP Wondering If Anyone Will Notice Kathy Bates On Cover For 9th Issue In Row
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AARP Releases Strong April Jowls Report https://theonion.com/aarp-releases-strong-april-jowls-report/
April 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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AARP has created an easy way to contact your lawmakers and tell them Social Security must be protected. Learn more.👇
AARP Urges Outreach to Congress to Protect Social Security
Older Americans continue to raise concerns about payments, customer service
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March 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
AARP has created an easy way to contact your lawmakers and tell them Social Security must be protected. Learn more.👇
I am “why is Rob Lowe on the cover of AARP magazine” old.
March 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I am “why is Rob Lowe on the cover of AARP magazine” old.
Proud AARP
Proud Boys crashed a DSA meeting in North Carolina and tried to intimidate members by filming them, but wound up enjoying the free pumpkin spice donut holes. (gift link)
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Terror move backfires as 'loser' Proud Boys' socialist hate collides with love for donuts
Dozens of Proud Boys showed up at a Democratic Socialists of America meeting in North Carolina over the weekend in a play for relevance by an aging fascist street gang amid a right-wing backlash again...
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September 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Proud AARP
activate the AARP
February 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
activate the AARP
“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.
Curious about video games? AARP has you covered.
January 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Curious about video games? AARP has you covered.
Someone please explain to me how this isn’t a flagrant violation of SCOTUS’ decision in AARP that due process requires more than 24 hours of notice.
Attys allege here that a Burmese man & a Vietnamese man were summarily removed to South Sudan on ~12 hrs notice, in violation of a 4/17 preliminary injunction & a 5/7 order reiterating it ...
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May 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Someone please explain to me how this isn’t a flagrant violation of SCOTUS’ decision in AARP that due process requires more than 24 hours of notice.
This is domestic terrorism.
November 19, 2024 at 11:43 PM
This is domestic terrorism.
“We’re pleased to announce that the rate of sagging jawlines since March has exceeded even our flappiest projections,” said AARP spokesperson Janet Reyes
AARP Releases Strong April Jowls Report
WASHINGTON—Calling the past month one of the droopiest on record, officials at AARP issued a strong April jowls report Tuesday. “We’re pleased to announce that the rate of sagging jawlines since March...
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April 30, 2026 at 1:00 AM
“We’re pleased to announce that the rate of sagging jawlines since March has exceeded even our flappiest projections,” said AARP spokesperson Janet Reyes
North Carolina - Senate Polling:
🔵 Cooper: 53%
🔴 Whatley: 42%
AARP / Sept 20, 2026
🔵 Cooper: 53%
🔴 Whatley: 42%
AARP / Sept 20, 2026
September 28, 2026 at 2:33 PM
North Carolina - Senate Polling:
🔵 Cooper: 53%
🔴 Whatley: 42%
AARP / Sept 20, 2026
🔵 Cooper: 53%
🔴 Whatley: 42%
AARP / Sept 20, 2026
i called my mom to tell her about the ai voice spoofing scam and she already knew about it! apparently AARP magazine has been writing up all the scams for old people so they don't get caught in them. shout out to AARP magazine
February 5, 2024 at 8:07 PM
i called my mom to tell her about the ai voice spoofing scam and she already knew about it! apparently AARP magazine has been writing up all the scams for old people so they don't get caught in them. shout out to AARP magazine
Aarp is a terrorist organization its time for the elderly to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps
April 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Aarp is a terrorist organization its time for the elderly to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps
Wait, Karoline Leavitt is only 27 years old???? Evil got that girl looking like an AARP member several decades ahead of schedule, wow.
April 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Wait, Karoline Leavitt is only 27 years old???? Evil got that girl looking like an AARP member several decades ahead of schedule, wow.
just announced: d+15 midterm
(seriously they get that old people vote, right? do they think the AARP just exists for fun?)
(seriously they get that old people vote, right? do they think the AARP just exists for fun?)
Dr Oz: "We're announcing a 6 month national moratorium blocking all new enrollments for durable medical equipment -- prosthesis, orthotics -- supplies across the board."
February 25, 2026 at 10:33 PM
just announced: d+15 midterm
(seriously they get that old people vote, right? do they think the AARP just exists for fun?)
(seriously they get that old people vote, right? do they think the AARP just exists for fun?)
The AARP is now posting Gen-X content
August 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The AARP is now posting Gen-X content
Hoping to land the centerfold of next month's AARP Magazine
August 30, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Hoping to land the centerfold of next month's AARP Magazine
Stranger things cast stuns on new AARP magazine cover
January 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Stranger things cast stuns on new AARP magazine cover
If they really want to find Kate someone should tell the AARP she's turned 50
March 19, 2024 at 12:50 AM
If they really want to find Kate someone should tell the AARP she's turned 50
So he’s ending Medicare. Hear that AARP!?
September 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
So he’s ending Medicare. Hear that AARP!?
If you down with OPP, you probably also down with AARP.
August 24, 2023 at 10:37 AM
If you down with OPP, you probably also down with AARP.
I got a some hate mail today.
An AARP card. With my name on it.
If I find whomever did this, they will know no peace.
An AARP card. With my name on it.
If I find whomever did this, they will know no peace.
January 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I got a some hate mail today.
An AARP card. With my name on it.
If I find whomever did this, they will know no peace.
An AARP card. With my name on it.
If I find whomever did this, they will know no peace.