#acwmh #lukeskywalker #dukesofhazard #songstuckinmyhead #funny #comicstrip #marriedlife #couples #partners #relationships #art #artist
May 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Watching #RedOne , my husband pretended to play his video game appeared at my side on the couch. At the end, he wanted to watch the credits to see if Nick Fury would recruit Santa for the #Avengers #lol #acwmh #santaclaus #fun #mcu #marvel #Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Watching #RedOne , my husband pretended to play his video game appeared at my side on the couch. At the end, he wanted to watch the credits to see if Nick Fury would recruit Santa for the #Avengers #lol #acwmh #santaclaus #fun #mcu #marvel #Christmas
ACWMH- Watched the vampire movie "Slay" (very funny, loved it). Hubby and I were discussing that crosses didn't work on vampires bc the holder didn't believe. I told him it meant somewhere out there was somebody who could take down a vampire with Dolly Parton cake mix. #lol #dollyparton #vampires
February 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
ACWMH- Watched the vampire movie "Slay" (very funny, loved it). Hubby and I were discussing that crosses didn't work on vampires bc the holder didn't believe. I told him it meant somewhere out there was somebody who could take down a vampire with Dolly Parton cake mix. #lol #dollyparton #vampires
Actual conversation with my husband: At dinner, he remembered I went to the doctor today and asked if I had gotten tested for #Covid. I told him I got tested for all three: Strep, Flu, and Covid-19. I was happy to report that it was a cold and not Strefludovid. #negative #ACWMH
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December 10, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Actual conversation with my husband: At dinner, he remembered I went to the doctor today and asked if I had gotten tested for #Covid. I told him I got tested for all three: Strep, Flu, and Covid-19. I was happy to report that it was a cold and not Strefludovid. #negative #ACWMH
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#madeupwords
I have a regular segment on tiktok about Actual Conversations With My Husband (ACWMH). I've posted a couple on here. I'm wondering if anybody would be interested in a podcast about it, but then I think about how many takes I do to eliminate the "uuh" "okay" words...a lot. #lol #funny #podcast
February 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
ACWMH: Told my husband about posting on Stephen King's Blue Sky An idea of making the Oscars an online voting to donate money to get to vote for the nominees, and the funds go to the victims of the LA fires. Hubby said, "I didn't know you read horror, I thought you read whore books." Lol!
January 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
ACWMH: Told my husband about posting on Stephen King's Blue Sky An idea of making the Oscars an online voting to donate money to get to vote for the nominees, and the funds go to the victims of the LA fires. Hubby said, "I didn't know you read horror, I thought you read whore books." Lol!
ACWMH-
Hubby: "Put this heating pad on high?"
Me not paying attention: "Sure."
1 minute later...
Me: "SHIT! HOT! Turn it off."
Hubby: "Ooops, I guess that's too much."
Me: "Yeah, any hotter, and we'd need steak sauce."
#ACWMH #backpain #marriedlife #couples #adulting
Hubby: "Put this heating pad on high?"
Me not paying attention: "Sure."
1 minute later...
Me: "SHIT! HOT! Turn it off."
Hubby: "Ooops, I guess that's too much."
Me: "Yeah, any hotter, and we'd need steak sauce."
#ACWMH #backpain #marriedlife #couples #adulting
January 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
ACWMH-
Hubby: "Put this heating pad on high?"
Me not paying attention: "Sure."
1 minute later...
Me: "SHIT! HOT! Turn it off."
Hubby: "Ooops, I guess that's too much."
Me: "Yeah, any hotter, and we'd need steak sauce."
#ACWMH #backpain #marriedlife #couples #adulting
Hubby: "Put this heating pad on high?"
Me not paying attention: "Sure."
1 minute later...
Me: "SHIT! HOT! Turn it off."
Hubby: "Ooops, I guess that's too much."
Me: "Yeah, any hotter, and we'd need steak sauce."
#ACWMH #backpain #marriedlife #couples #adulting
ACWMH-
Husband: "Aww, man!"
Me: "What?"
Husband: "We missed Scotch o'clock."
Me: Looking at the clock and then down at the full litter box. "Yep. We went half past Cat Shit."
#ACWMH #marriedlife #couples #adulting
Husband: "Aww, man!"
Me: "What?"
Husband: "We missed Scotch o'clock."
Me: Looking at the clock and then down at the full litter box. "Yep. We went half past Cat Shit."
#ACWMH #marriedlife #couples #adulting
January 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
ACWMH-
Husband: "Aww, man!"
Me: "What?"
Husband: "We missed Scotch o'clock."
Me: Looking at the clock and then down at the full litter box. "Yep. We went half past Cat Shit."
#ACWMH #marriedlife #couples #adulting
Husband: "Aww, man!"
Me: "What?"
Husband: "We missed Scotch o'clock."
Me: Looking at the clock and then down at the full litter box. "Yep. We went half past Cat Shit."
#ACWMH #marriedlife #couples #adulting
ACWMH-
Talking to our dog, Me: Dude, stop licking your butt!
Husband: Are you talking to me?
Me: Honey, if you could lick your own butt, I'd ask why we are even married?
#ACWMH #marriedlife #partners #funny
Talking to our dog, Me: Dude, stop licking your butt!
Husband: Are you talking to me?
Me: Honey, if you could lick your own butt, I'd ask why we are even married?
#ACWMH #marriedlife #partners #funny
January 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
ACWMH-
Talking to our dog, Me: Dude, stop licking your butt!
Husband: Are you talking to me?
Me: Honey, if you could lick your own butt, I'd ask why we are even married?
#ACWMH #marriedlife #partners #funny
Talking to our dog, Me: Dude, stop licking your butt!
Husband: Are you talking to me?
Me: Honey, if you could lick your own butt, I'd ask why we are even married?
#ACWMH #marriedlife #partners #funny
ACWMH- A poop joke.
Talking to myself in the bathroom. Me: Why is it everywhere?
From down the hall, Hubby: Bc it's a Smear Campaign! Confused Me: Are you saying my asshole is Mark Zuckerberg, and I'm TikTok?....
Hubby peaks in: Yes.
Me: NOOOOOOO!!! #Joke #poopjoke #ACWMH #marriedlife #couples
Talking to myself in the bathroom. Me: Why is it everywhere?
From down the hall, Hubby: Bc it's a Smear Campaign! Confused Me: Are you saying my asshole is Mark Zuckerberg, and I'm TikTok?....
Hubby peaks in: Yes.
Me: NOOOOOOO!!! #Joke #poopjoke #ACWMH #marriedlife #couples
January 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
ACWMH- A poop joke.
Talking to myself in the bathroom. Me: Why is it everywhere?
From down the hall, Hubby: Bc it's a Smear Campaign! Confused Me: Are you saying my asshole is Mark Zuckerberg, and I'm TikTok?....
Hubby peaks in: Yes.
Me: NOOOOOOO!!! #Joke #poopjoke #ACWMH #marriedlife #couples
Talking to myself in the bathroom. Me: Why is it everywhere?
From down the hall, Hubby: Bc it's a Smear Campaign! Confused Me: Are you saying my asshole is Mark Zuckerberg, and I'm TikTok?....
Hubby peaks in: Yes.
Me: NOOOOOOO!!! #Joke #poopjoke #ACWMH #marriedlife #couples
Con't. ACWMH- The broken coffee mug. Hubby: It's either the orange kitten with one brain cell (GASP) or the curly-haired toddler with two teeth (double GASP)! #ACWMH #continued
January 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Con't. ACWMH- The broken coffee mug. Hubby: It's either the orange kitten with one brain cell (GASP) or the curly-haired toddler with two teeth (double GASP)! #ACWMH #continued
ACWMH- The case of the broken coffee mug. Hubby: It's one of two suspects, and both are cute, but one is even more adorable than the other. Me: Who could it be? #ACWMH #continued
January 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
ACWMH- The case of the broken coffee mug. Hubby: It's one of two suspects, and both are cute, but one is even more adorable than the other. Me: Who could it be? #ACWMH #continued
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December 29, 2024 at 6:27 PM
ACWMH Hubby is diabetic and takes a weekly shot. He restarts each time the Rx runs out of stock. He hates it bc it makes him burp & fart for days. I laughed bc I was having similar issues. "Hey honey, we're soul mates cause we're Gastro-Kineesic." #ChrisRock #jokes #soulmates #marriedlife
December 26, 2024 at 3:35 PM
ACWMH Hubby is diabetic and takes a weekly shot. He restarts each time the Rx runs out of stock. He hates it bc it makes him burp & fart for days. I laughed bc I was having similar issues. "Hey honey, we're soul mates cause we're Gastro-Kineesic." #ChrisRock #jokes #soulmates #marriedlife