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Donald Trump: prescription drug addict.
Kash Patel: alcoholic.
Pete Hegseth: alcoholic.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: heroin addict.
Trump's White House is the Betty Ford Clinic for dumb Nazis.
Kash Patel: alcoholic.
Pete Hegseth: alcoholic.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: heroin addict.
Trump's White House is the Betty Ford Clinic for dumb Nazis.
October 1, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Donald Trump: prescription drug addict.
Kash Patel: alcoholic.
Pete Hegseth: alcoholic.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: heroin addict.
Trump's White House is the Betty Ford Clinic for dumb Nazis.
Kash Patel: alcoholic.
Pete Hegseth: alcoholic.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: heroin addict.
Trump's White House is the Betty Ford Clinic for dumb Nazis.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is a drug addict. Take everything he says as though you are listening to a drug addict...because you are.
March 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is a drug addict. Take everything he says as though you are listening to a drug addict...because you are.
bench press addict
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
bench press addict
This is a drug addict who can barely put together a sentence.
February 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This is a drug addict who can barely put together a sentence.
When George Santos calls you an unhinged, out of control attention addict.
November 25, 2024 at 6:09 PM
When George Santos calls you an unhinged, out of control attention addict.
I have many flaws, but at least I’m not a ketamine addict with a botched penis surgery.
March 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I have many flaws, but at least I’m not a ketamine addict with a botched penis surgery.
February 22, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Says the lifetime drug addict
August 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Says the lifetime drug addict
Former heroin addict wants to send Americans to work camps. 👇
February 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Former heroin addict wants to send Americans to work camps. 👇
Gummy worm addict
June 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Gummy worm addict
I'm a recovering heroin addict and my dealers were less predatory than this
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January 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm a recovering heroin addict and my dealers were less predatory than this
very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman
January 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman
I trust medical experts and scientists over a heroin addict.
This should not be a controversial position.
This should not be a controversial position.
September 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I trust medical experts and scientists over a heroin addict.
This should not be a controversial position.
This should not be a controversial position.
July 29, 2026 at 2:47 AM
A heroine addict. An Adderall addict. A Ketamine addict.
Hunter who?
Hunter who?
November 29, 2024 at 4:19 PM
A heroine addict. An Adderall addict. A Ketamine addict.
Hunter who?
Hunter who?
Cat girl I saw in a dream
She's a catnip addict
She's a catnip addict
March 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Cat girl I saw in a dream
She's a catnip addict
She's a catnip addict
I’m a bbc addict 🤤
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July 1, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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Ketamine addict and adderall addict going at it for all to see.
‘Murica!
‘Murica!
June 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Ketamine addict and adderall addict going at it for all to see.
‘Murica!
‘Murica!
like i said, you can’t trust a gambling addict
September 11, 2024 at 10:45 AM
like i said, you can’t trust a gambling addict
Musk is a drug addict and way past weird.
October 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Musk is a drug addict and way past weird.