October 25, 2023 at 3:07 AM
January 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
July 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So the vagina has 2-3 different hair textures depending on the area and there isn’t any scientific explanation for that ?! #ADHDthoughts
February 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
So the vagina has 2-3 different hair textures depending on the area and there isn’t any scientific explanation for that ?! #ADHDthoughts
I 🍂really🍂 need to get my 3D printer working again. I want to work on this project idea before the motivation leaves. #adhdthoughts
November 21, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I 🍂really🍂 need to get my 3D printer working again. I want to work on this project idea before the motivation leaves. #adhdthoughts
TMW you realize you were the weirdo who enjoyed diagramming sentences as a kid. #ADHDThoughts
November 10, 2023 at 2:10 PM
TMW you realize you were the weirdo who enjoyed diagramming sentences as a kid. #ADHDThoughts
I could probably power a whole town with my bouncing anxiety legs. #adhdthoughts
December 6, 2024 at 6:59 PM
I could probably power a whole town with my bouncing anxiety legs. #adhdthoughts
“Are you mad at me?” — my ADHD brain, to literally every pause in conversation.
#ADHDThoughts #RejectionSensitiveDysphoria #Neurospicy #Neurodivergent
#ADHDThoughts #RejectionSensitiveDysphoria #Neurospicy #Neurodivergent
October 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“Are you mad at me?” — my ADHD brain, to literally every pause in conversation.
#ADHDThoughts #RejectionSensitiveDysphoria #Neurospicy #Neurodivergent
#ADHDThoughts #RejectionSensitiveDysphoria #Neurospicy #Neurodivergent
Have you ever wondered if Johnny Bravo is just Johnny Quest grown up? 🤣 These are the things that keep me up at night 😄
#ADHDThoughts
#ADHDThoughts
December 9, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Have you ever wondered if Johnny Bravo is just Johnny Quest grown up? 🤣 These are the things that keep me up at night 😄
#ADHDThoughts
#ADHDThoughts
🤣 The curse of having ADHD is that my husband thinks I'm the smart one, but I can't spell 'banana' without singing Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani in my head.
Goodnight, BS ❤️
#goodnightthoughts #banana #adhdthoughts
Goodnight, BS ❤️
#goodnightthoughts #banana #adhdthoughts
December 14, 2024 at 2:05 AM
🤣 The curse of having ADHD is that my husband thinks I'm the smart one, but I can't spell 'banana' without singing Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani in my head.
Goodnight, BS ❤️
#goodnightthoughts #banana #adhdthoughts
Goodnight, BS ❤️
#goodnightthoughts #banana #adhdthoughts
#ADHDthoughts
Me (thinking): my jaw feels tight and sore
Also Me (thinking, but smarter): Well, you did have 4 small cavities filled (checks watch) less than 4 hours ago. The painkiller has probably all worn off by now.
Me: Oh! Right! Thanks. [Seeks Tylenol]
Me (thinking): my jaw feels tight and sore
Also Me (thinking, but smarter): Well, you did have 4 small cavities filled (checks watch) less than 4 hours ago. The painkiller has probably all worn off by now.
Me: Oh! Right! Thanks. [Seeks Tylenol]
August 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
#ADHDthoughts
Me (thinking): my jaw feels tight and sore
Also Me (thinking, but smarter): Well, you did have 4 small cavities filled (checks watch) less than 4 hours ago. The painkiller has probably all worn off by now.
Me: Oh! Right! Thanks. [Seeks Tylenol]
Me (thinking): my jaw feels tight and sore
Also Me (thinking, but smarter): Well, you did have 4 small cavities filled (checks watch) less than 4 hours ago. The painkiller has probably all worn off by now.
Me: Oh! Right! Thanks. [Seeks Tylenol]
App idea: app that knows when a purchase is impulsive, lets you “buy” for the dopamine hit, but you don’t actually purchase anything. #adhd #adhdthoughts #noregret
December 4, 2024 at 3:13 AM
App idea: app that knows when a purchase is impulsive, lets you “buy” for the dopamine hit, but you don’t actually purchase anything. #adhd #adhdthoughts #noregret
December 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If #aliens are in the ocean, and we know #octopus dna is otherworldly, and squids/octopi/cuttlefish are related, and I've eaten squid, does that mean I ate an alien?
#ADHDThoughts
#ADHDThoughts
November 18, 2024 at 4:13 AM
If #aliens are in the ocean, and we know #octopus dna is otherworldly, and squids/octopi/cuttlefish are related, and I've eaten squid, does that mean I ate an alien?
#ADHDThoughts
#ADHDThoughts
Anyone else think it would be rad as hell if humans evolved to have a prehensile tail?
#adhdthoughts
#adhdthoughts
July 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Anyone else think it would be rad as hell if humans evolved to have a prehensile tail?
#adhdthoughts
#adhdthoughts
What happens if only one conjoined twin has to go to jail? 🤔🤔🤔 #adhdthoughts
February 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
What happens if only one conjoined twin has to go to jail? 🤔🤔🤔 #adhdthoughts
Do you think ovens call to chefs the same way the ocean calls to Moana? #adhdthoughts
December 13, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Do you think ovens call to chefs the same way the ocean calls to Moana? #adhdthoughts
December 11, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Me to my spouse this morning:
"My mind is a steel vice!
No, not not vice, that other thing...
Sieve! Steel sieve, yeah"
#ADHDthoughts
"My mind is a steel vice!
No, not not vice, that other thing...
Sieve! Steel sieve, yeah"
#ADHDthoughts
June 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Me to my spouse this morning:
"My mind is a steel vice!
No, not not vice, that other thing...
Sieve! Steel sieve, yeah"
#ADHDthoughts
"My mind is a steel vice!
No, not not vice, that other thing...
Sieve! Steel sieve, yeah"
#ADHDthoughts
Pyjamas are just more laundry… like I still haven’t figured out the appeal? #ADHDThoughts
a banana with the letter b on it
ALT: a banana with the letter b on it
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February 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Pyjamas are just more laundry… like I still haven’t figured out the appeal? #ADHDThoughts
Okay so like if you're a waffle person, do you still like pancakes? Or are pancakes out of the question? And same for people who like pancakes....will you still eat waffles?
#wafflesvspancakes #waffles #pancakes #adhdthoughts
#wafflesvspancakes #waffles #pancakes #adhdthoughts
April 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Okay so like if you're a waffle person, do you still like pancakes? Or are pancakes out of the question? And same for people who like pancakes....will you still eat waffles?
#wafflesvspancakes #waffles #pancakes #adhdthoughts
#wafflesvspancakes #waffles #pancakes #adhdthoughts
Just so no one following gets the wrong idea, my posts are chaotic. Yesterday I almost posted: I wonder if the band that wrote “It’s Magic” were paid a lot of money for it to be the Ozempic song, or if they’re really angry they sold for $5k & helped make $14B for Novo nordisk? #ADHDthoughts #ADHD
November 22, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Just so no one following gets the wrong idea, my posts are chaotic. Yesterday I almost posted: I wonder if the band that wrote “It’s Magic” were paid a lot of money for it to be the Ozempic song, or if they’re really angry they sold for $5k & helped make $14B for Novo nordisk? #ADHDthoughts #ADHD
I wonder how many times in human history a chicken, specifically a chicken (geese don't count, they do this in a heart beat) has done something that within a matter of minutes resulted in a man's death? 🤔
#ADHDThoughts
#ADHDThoughts
November 30, 2024 at 4:10 AM
I wonder how many times in human history a chicken, specifically a chicken (geese don't count, they do this in a heart beat) has done something that within a matter of minutes resulted in a man's death? 🤔
#ADHDThoughts
#ADHDThoughts
But what if I got a bread maker? Would use it more than once a month? Is it a savings? Do I have what it takes to maintain a sourdough starter? Will I actually eat the yogurt that I brought to work? #workavoidance #Adhdthoughts
December 5, 2024 at 6:40 PM
But what if I got a bread maker? Would use it more than once a month? Is it a savings? Do I have what it takes to maintain a sourdough starter? Will I actually eat the yogurt that I brought to work? #workavoidance #Adhdthoughts
I often question what goes on in my head. Especially with 2 spiders in my apartment. The random though being does a spider with less than 8 legs struggle more than one with all 8 of its legs? Are they like people where it puts them at more of a disadvantage? #adhdthoughts
January 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I often question what goes on in my head. Especially with 2 spiders in my apartment. The random though being does a spider with less than 8 legs struggle more than one with all 8 of its legs? Are they like people where it puts them at more of a disadvantage? #adhdthoughts