November 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Badass Adult Education Student Spends Whole Vegetarian Cooking Class Mouthing Off https://theonion.com/badass-adult-education-student-spends-whole-vegetarian-1839288470/
November 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Badass Adult Education Student Spends Whole Vegetarian Cooking Class Mouthing Off https://theonion.com/badass-adult-education-student-spends-whole-vegetarian-1839288470/
Baby Tawny Frogmouth and adult.
November 2, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Baby Tawny Frogmouth and adult.
There is no adult purchase less satisfying than new tires.
November 2, 2026 at 9:44 PM
There is no adult purchase less satisfying than new tires.
November 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
November 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
The best part of being an adult is committing to a bit so hard that toddlers are thrilled and teenagers are embarrassed
November 1, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The best part of being an adult is committing to a bit so hard that toddlers are thrilled and teenagers are embarrassed
what is a satisfying purchase as an adult
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
There is no adult purchase less satisfying than new tires.
November 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
what is a satisfying purchase as an adult
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
November 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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November 3, 2026 at 3:27 AM
2 years ago today, ‘Invincible Fight Girl’ premiered on Adult Swim.
November 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
2 years ago today, ‘Invincible Fight Girl’ premiered on Adult Swim.
November 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
November 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Me: ...and I have anti-ICE whistle kits for adults if you want them.
The adult: ...what?
Six-year old: It's a WHISTLE KIT for when ICE is snatching someone off the street so you can let other people know! Duh!
The adult looking at me, crushed that a six year old knows this: I'll have one. Thanks.
The adult: ...what?
Six-year old: It's a WHISTLE KIT for when ICE is snatching someone off the street so you can let other people know! Duh!
The adult looking at me, crushed that a six year old knows this: I'll have one. Thanks.
November 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Me: ...and I have anti-ICE whistle kits for adults if you want them.
The adult: ...what?
Six-year old: It's a WHISTLE KIT for when ICE is snatching someone off the street so you can let other people know! Duh!
The adult looking at me, crushed that a six year old knows this: I'll have one. Thanks.
The adult: ...what?
Six-year old: It's a WHISTLE KIT for when ICE is snatching someone off the street so you can let other people know! Duh!
The adult looking at me, crushed that a six year old knows this: I'll have one. Thanks.
87% of being an adult is muttering, "This is fucking bullshit," under your breath.
November 2, 2026 at 5:27 PM
87% of being an adult is muttering, "This is fucking bullshit," under your breath.
November 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
“and I’m an adult.” are you tho
October 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
“and I’m an adult.” are you tho
November 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Another cool thing to do, relist adult games. 🧐🤙
November 3, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Another cool thing to do, relist adult games. 🧐🤙
LMAO, this has been labelled "Adult Content"
Won't someone think of the children!?!?
Won't someone think of the children!?!?
November 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
LMAO, this has been labelled "Adult Content"
Won't someone think of the children!?!?
Won't someone think of the children!?!?
*clicks show adult content*
“ew real person”
“ew real person”
November 1, 2026 at 4:59 PM
*clicks show adult content*
“ew real person”
“ew real person”
Making friends as an adult is harder than making six figures in kindergarten
November 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Making friends as an adult is harder than making six figures in kindergarten