#ADULTS
If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.
September 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches
September 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It’s pretty crazy that this administration wants to charge minors as adults, but not adults for abusing minors.
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Congress will vote to lower the age to prosecute minors as adults from 16 down to 14 in DC.

Let me get this straight:

Congress wants to prosecute 14 yr. olds as adults, but they don’t want to prosecute adults who sexually abuse 14 year olds?

Release the Epstein files.
February 20, 2026 at 2:47 PM
voters just want to be taken seriously and treated like adults
April 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Finally, There are Adults in the room.....👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
April 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I think adults should get a personal pan pizza for reading books too
November 19, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Hey look at that, adults behaving like adults. What a fucking concept.
DEM UNITY: Haley Stevens just hugged Abdul El-Sayed at the Michigan Democratic Party’s Unity Breakfast in Southfield.
August 6, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Reuters poll: Trump approval

37% approve
57% disapprove

U.S. adults
April 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Well done, young adults 😊😊
January 13, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Prime example of white privilege in plain sight.

Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called “kids” to excuse their hate. They’re not boys and girls, they’re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.
October 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
adults dressed as Pokémon, you say?
Switch 2 announced for $1,200 in United States; White House surrounded by encampment of adults dressed as Pokémon
April 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'm so tired of having to defend porn made by consenting adults for consenting adults when our government is run by literal child predators that are hurting people everyday
March 11, 2026 at 1:08 PM
disney adults showing up like the end of avengers endgame
September 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
April 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
New research shows younger and middle-aged adults have worse long COVID symptoms than older adults

"On an average of 10 months after COVID-19 onset, younger (ages 18-44) and middle-aged (ages 45-64) adults had worse neurologic symptoms of long COVID than adults 65 and older."

#LongCOVID
New research shows younger and middle-aged adults have worse long COVID symptoms than older adults
New study from Northwestern Medicine finds symptoms occurred regardless of mild or severe COVID-19 infection
news.nm.org
November 22, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Disney Adults may seem like one of the most insufferable groups of adults out there but, somehow, the Harry Potter adults manage to be even worse.
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July 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Why is seemingly every site allergic to letting adults be adults?
May 31, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Along with Disney Adults and Nintendo Adults, we now have Early 3D Platformer Adults
September 22, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Something we don’t address enough is how many people, especially adults, do not have a working imagination.
April 25, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Literally NO ONE should have an opinion about adults transitioning except those adults themselves. I will die on this hill
August 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
it's creepypasta for adults but somehow dumber.
always just assumed roko's basilisk was a serious thought experiment of old, not some shitpost someone came up with on a forum 10 years ago

"i must contribute to building the torment nexus in case the torment nexus becomes sentient and persecutes anyone who didn't help build it"

fuck offfffffff
September 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Study Finds Every Style Of Parenting Produces Disturbed, Miserable Adults
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October 23, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I really love adults laughing at something very simple.
April 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Elvis Costello is the Wiggles for adults (complimentary)
March 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM