AES 3:16
I know America. I know that, in America, we believe in a country big enough for all of us.
So, JD Vance, don't you dare come from Ohio to lecture me. You don't know a damn thing about America.
So, JD Vance, don't you dare come from Ohio to lecture me. You don't know a damn thing about America.
October 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
AES 3:16
Pretty sure AES could make JD tap out in under a minute.
JD Vance calls El-Sayed "a little weasel who should shut his mouth and show a little gratitude"
October 15, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Pretty sure AES could make JD tap out in under a minute.
It's hilarious that this drops when JD Vance is out here trying to present AES as some kind of outsider to Michigan culture
October 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM
It's hilarious that this drops when JD Vance is out here trying to present AES as some kind of outsider to Michigan culture
I need AES’ thoughts on what the package for Larkin should be
October 15, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I need AES’ thoughts on what the package for Larkin should be
AES & Mamdani aren't leftists anymore according to your criteria.
October 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
AES & Mamdani aren't leftists anymore according to your criteria.
People on Twitter have unearthed a petition that Abdul El Sayed signed in 2012 urging Morsi to purge the police and army of Mubarak sympathizers. Made me like AES even more.
October 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
People on Twitter have unearthed a petition that Abdul El Sayed signed in 2012 urging Morsi to purge the police and army of Mubarak sympathizers. Made me like AES even more.
Ad buyers would like me to know that AES is "dangerous"
October 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Ad buyers would like me to know that AES is "dangerous"
Hi Im aes and i cant keep my bed dry at all >~> #bedwetter
October 16, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Hi Im aes and i cant keep my bed dry at all >~> #bedwetter
“oh they have beef” whitmer had HELLA beef with aes and came out with an endorsement literally the day after the primary
October 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
“oh they have beef” whitmer had HELLA beef with aes and came out with an endorsement literally the day after the primary
Those using him against AES were never going to vote for AES anyway, it's just a convenient public excuse.
October 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Those using him against AES were never going to vote for AES anyway, it's just a convenient public excuse.
Pretty sure AES is in better fighting shape than JD
October 16, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Pretty sure AES is in better fighting shape than JD
Calling it now, AES by 10
October 16, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Calling it now, AES by 10
What's funny is that AES would turn this dude inside out if it came to blows - but it wouldn't, because AES is also an adult.
JD Vance calls El-Sayed "a little weasel who should shut his mouth and show a little gratitude"
October 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
What's funny is that AES would turn this dude inside out if it came to blows - but it wouldn't, because AES is also an adult.
I'd like an AOC-AES ticket for 2028, in part because that'd rock, in part because I'd like to watch a number of shitty people spontaneously combust.
Anyone up for cooking up an AOC-AES logo in the style of the Run-DMC logo? Third reason for this ticket--think of the graphic design possibilities
Anyone up for cooking up an AOC-AES logo in the style of the Run-DMC logo? Third reason for this ticket--think of the graphic design possibilities
October 16, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I'd like an AOC-AES ticket for 2028, in part because that'd rock, in part because I'd like to watch a number of shitty people spontaneously combust.
Anyone up for cooking up an AOC-AES logo in the style of the Run-DMC logo? Third reason for this ticket--think of the graphic design possibilities
Anyone up for cooking up an AOC-AES logo in the style of the Run-DMC logo? Third reason for this ticket--think of the graphic design possibilities
AES is mocking. Ossoff is straight up committing murder.
October 17, 2026 at 3:11 PM
AES is mocking. Ossoff is straight up committing murder.
Yeah, he clearly didn't give a shit about was AES was saying. He was trying to get other people involved. It was very weird.
October 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Yeah, he clearly didn't give a shit about was AES was saying. He was trying to get other people involved. It was very weird.
its supposed to be that one lady from the mass murder aircraft dogfighting videogame Aes Jombat. but I dont think I nailed the face.
October 15, 2026 at 10:28 AM
its supposed to be that one lady from the mass murder aircraft dogfighting videogame Aes Jombat. but I dont think I nailed the face.
This dude has a team behind him. His focus is clearly not on AES.
What that means, I don't know.
But his shirt is telling and intentional.
What that means, I don't know.
But his shirt is telling and intentional.
October 16, 2026 at 2:07 AM
This dude has a team behind him. His focus is clearly not on AES.
What that means, I don't know.
But his shirt is telling and intentional.
What that means, I don't know.
But his shirt is telling and intentional.
Trump has literally said AES is a jihadist
October 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Trump has literally said AES is a jihadist
Come on, Michigan...Vote for AES...
Abdul El-Sayed: “I’ll take this one… Do you love your dad?”
Man, I love this guy, he’s on a different level, we need so many more of him 💙💙💙
Man, I love this guy, he’s on a different level, we need so many more of him 💙💙💙
October 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Come on, Michigan...Vote for AES...
AES is very good at this. Sorry for the formerly Twitter link:
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October 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
AES is very good at this. Sorry for the formerly Twitter link:
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x.com/SomaKazima2/...
I personally appreciate AES' liberal use of the sarcastic "habibi." Really leans into that Muslim identity his opponent is trying to stigmatize.
October 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I personally appreciate AES' liberal use of the sarcastic "habibi." Really leans into that Muslim identity his opponent is trying to stigmatize.
I choose to believe that AES was like ”wrong mustelid motherfucker“ when he heard that remark by Vance
October 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I choose to believe that AES was like ”wrong mustelid motherfucker“ when he heard that remark by Vance