#ALFORD
July 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Rep. Mark Alford (R-MO) answering a constituent's question about guns: I am willing to invest more money in mental healthcare...

Constituents: No! BOO!!!

Alford: I don't think we need more gun control. We need more self-control.

Constituents: BOO!!!!!!
February 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"Congressman Alford struggled to quiet the audience amid shouting. 'Can I have your attention, please? Class? Class?' Alford said, as though he were a teacher trying to calm students. 'You work for us!' someone shouted..."

www.kansascity.com/news/politic...
Rep. Mark Alford tells fired KC federal workers ‘God has a plan’ at hostile town hall
The Missouri Republican faced an angry crowd during a Monday town hall in Belton.
www.kansascity.com
February 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Rep. Mark Alford (R-MO) is asked by his constituents when he is going to start upholding his Oath of Office
February 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Rep. Mark Alford: "Our partnership with Taiwan is important, but ... "
May 14, 2026 at 11:38 AM
alford is ignorant or lying why not both meme goes here
REP. MARK ALFORD: Comey is a very intelligent man. I would assume he knows what '86' means. When you 86 the order, you kill the order. When you 8647, that is tantamount to saying 'kill the president'

KEILAR: When you 86 an order, you don't kill the food

ALFORD: It's the same principle
April 28, 2026 at 6:36 PM
KEILAR: “Farmers say they’re hurting from tariffs.” 🧑‍🌾

REP. ALFORD: “Biden drove up prices.”

KEILAR: “That’s not what this farmer told you.”

REP. ALFORD: “Well that’s what I’m telling you…” 🤔 *rambles like a psycho to drown her out*
December 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Rep. Mark Alford: "If you tie a judicial warrant to what ICE is doing, it will never happen"
February 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Republican Congressman Mark Alford is hearing from his constituents in Missouri loud and clear today: Hey-hey! Ho-ho! Elon Musk has got to go! (via Brian Johnson / KMBC)
February 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Add Rep Alford (R-TX) to the list www.kmbc.com/article/belt...
February 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Rep. Alford: "Look, Putin is really holding the cards ... we're not gonna be involved in another Vietnam."
March 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
REP. MARK ALFORD: Comey is a very intelligent man. I would assume he knows what '86' means. When you 86 the order, you kill the order. When you 8647, that is tantamount to saying 'kill the president'

KEILAR: When you 86 an order, you don't kill the food

ALFORD: It's the same principle
April 28, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Rep. Mark Alford (R-MO) after reading a question about Trump's immigration policy: Do you know Stephen Miller is?

Constituents: BOOOOOO!!!!!
February 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Mark Alford cleared 71% of the vote in 2024. If he’s shook they’re all shook.
Good lord, this freak got rocked so hard at his townhall over Elon now he's threatening to call out a SWAT TEAM on his constituents.
February 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Rep. Mark Alford on Hawley being against Medicaid cuts: "He calls them cuts. I call them savings."
May 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
BERMAN: How much longer is it gonna cost you $100 to fill up your truck?

REP. ALFORD: We have control over the Strait of Hormuz right now. Things have improved

B: If we have control, why aren't there vessels coming in and out of the strait right now?

ALFORD: Because there are still safety issues
May 14, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Missouri Congressman Mark Alford (R) got the exact warm reception he deserved at his coffee chat this morning. Not a moment of peace. #MoLeg
February 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Mark Alford just straight up saying that he doesn't want to follow the fourth amendment.
Rep. Mark Alford: "If you tie a judicial warrant to what ICE is doing, it will never happen"
February 16, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Rep. Mark Alford to his angry constituents: "If you didn't want to hear my lies, why did you come here?"
#BlueCrew
August 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
'Sloane Square' by Michael Alford
michaelalford.co.uk
October 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Let’s keep this simple so everyone will understand…

This is what happens when folks vote for reproductive rights and also for Republicans on the same ballot.

[Rep. Mark Alford (R-MO)]
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sorry still processing that description of Dee Alford
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Rep. Alford gets an earful.
August 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
just talked to Rep. Smith here about Feral Congressman Alford, the story gets even better. More coming shortly.
This is a Facebook post by Missouri State Rep. David Tyson Smith (D-Columbia). Rep. Mark Alford is one of the members of Congress who got rocked at a townhall in late February.

So now they're not just refusing to hold townhalls. They're apparently demanding people keep their office number a secret.
March 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM