Man, the Onion just nails it as alw--
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FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.
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August 29, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Man, the Onion just nails it as alw--
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wake up babe new ALW lore
Lots of amazing details in this, including this story about Andrew Lloyd Webber’s reaction to the 2019 film Cats.
April 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
wake up babe new ALW lore
hey uh me to I draw cyberpunk stuff.
Alw@ys H4ve!!
And this is just 2023.
Alw@ys H4ve!!
And this is just 2023.
July 8, 2026 at 1:59 AM
hey uh me to I draw cyberpunk stuff.
Alw@ys H4ve!!
And this is just 2023.
Alw@ys H4ve!!
And this is just 2023.
June 16, 2026 at 10:33 AM
January 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Please don’t let ALW speak
June 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Please don’t let ALW speak
Welcome home, Pippin! 🤍🟢
Our beloved Pippin has returned. Many will remember he departed last summer with something tangled around his foot. We feared the worst.
Pippin has returned to us with his right foot missing and a limp but otherwise appears well.
📸:Liam Francis Shanley
Our beloved Pippin has returned. Many will remember he departed last summer with something tangled around his foot. We feared the worst.
Pippin has returned to us with his right foot missing and a limp but otherwise appears well.
📸:Liam Francis Shanley
April 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Edits are going okay. Insecure, as alw—never mind, King called me maestro. I got this. 😆
September 21, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Edits are going okay. Insecure, as alw—never mind, King called me maestro. I got this. 😆
And here: www.tom-cox.com/the-guns-alw...
The Gun's Always Loaded, The Horse Always Kicks
Two Days With My Dad
www.tom-cox.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
And here: www.tom-cox.com/the-guns-alw...
Woulda been pretty funny if ALW had thanked Patti.
June 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Woulda been pretty funny if ALW had thanked Patti.
Tonight at ALW: Sideshow Slam: Shotzi Blackheart will defend her ALW Horror Nights Championship against Former AEW Star, Abadon in a Trick or Treat Street Fight #ALW #IndyWrestling #Wrestlesky
October 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Tonight at ALW: Sideshow Slam: Shotzi Blackheart will defend her ALW Horror Nights Championship against Former AEW Star, Abadon in a Trick or Treat Street Fight #ALW #IndyWrestling #Wrestlesky
September 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
ALW was never this exuberantly funky again
You know, any thoughts and opinions as to the film's peculiar politics and that Andrew Lloyd Webber is a wanker aside...
I think we can all agree Carl Anderson had *pipes,* yeah?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJDg...
I think we can all agree Carl Anderson had *pipes,* yeah?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJDg...
Superstar (Carl Anderson) | Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) | TUNE
YouTube video by TUNE - Musical Moments
www.youtube.com
August 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
ALW was never this exuberantly funky again
Elayna Black (Cora Jade) will face Izzy Moreno on July 27 for ALW
May 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Elayna Black (Cora Jade) will face Izzy Moreno on July 27 for ALW
80s. If you have to blame one person, it’s ALW
November 28, 2024 at 3:15 PM
80s. If you have to blame one person, it’s ALW
And here: www.tom-cox.com/the-guns-alw...
The Gun's Always Loaded, The Horse Always Kicks
Two Days With My Dad
www.tom-cox.com
May 12, 2026 at 8:29 PM
And here: www.tom-cox.com/the-guns-alw...
June 19, 2026 at 5:21 AM
cancel all of your dating apps and just start wearing shirts with Fredric Jameson on them. it'll work.
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September 20, 2026 at 6:36 PM
cancel all of your dating apps and just start wearing shirts with Fredric Jameson on them. it'll work.
burnstheory-shop.fourthwall.com/products/alw...
burnstheory-shop.fourthwall.com/products/alw...
This is the age! daviddark.substack.com/p/i-will-alw...
September 26, 2026 at 1:03 PM
This is the age! daviddark.substack.com/p/i-will-alw...