watching very little kids play sports is basically like watching an amoeba made of children
wherever the ball goes, there goes the amoeba chasing after it
wherever the ball goes, there goes the amoeba chasing after it
March 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
watching very little kids play sports is basically like watching an amoeba made of children
wherever the ball goes, there goes the amoeba chasing after it
wherever the ball goes, there goes the amoeba chasing after it
(amoeba suddenly becoming self-aware):
holy shit i'm an amoeba
holy shit i'm an amoeba
October 18, 2024 at 7:34 PM
(amoeba suddenly becoming self-aware):
holy shit i'm an amoeba
holy shit i'm an amoeba
Some folks don’t believe in climate change, but the brain eating amoeba don’t care…
www.cbsnews.com/news/lake-of...
www.cbsnews.com/news/lake-of...
Rare brain-eating amoeba infection possibly linked to water skiing confirmed in Missouri
A person in Missouri has been hospitalized after contracting a brain-eating amoeba, possibly after water skiing in the Lake of the Ozarks, state health officials said Wednesday.
www.cbsnews.com
August 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Some folks don’t believe in climate change, but the brain eating amoeba don’t care…
www.cbsnews.com/news/lake-of...
www.cbsnews.com/news/lake-of...
(amoeba suddenly becoming self-aware):
holy shit i'm an amoeba
holy shit i'm an amoeba
January 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
(amoeba suddenly becoming self-aware):
holy shit i'm an amoeba
holy shit i'm an amoeba
zoro amoeba …
March 19, 2026 at 1:14 AM
zoro amoeba …
this is the greatest illustration of Amoeba Soccer I’ve ever seen
June 26, 2026 at 8:54 PM
this is the greatest illustration of Amoeba Soccer I’ve ever seen
Roasting an amoeba for brunch
September 28, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Roasting an amoeba for brunch
I’m playing a violin so small an amoeba could swallow it
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I’m playing a violin so small an amoeba could swallow it
I stopped using tap water in my neti pot, because I was worried about that brain-eating amoeba.
Now I only use bottled distilled or purified water, and I no longer worry about the brain-eating amoeba. Just about the brain-destroying microplastics.
Now I only use bottled distilled or purified water, and I no longer worry about the brain-eating amoeba. Just about the brain-destroying microplastics.
February 7, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I stopped using tap water in my neti pot, because I was worried about that brain-eating amoeba.
Now I only use bottled distilled or purified water, and I no longer worry about the brain-eating amoeba. Just about the brain-destroying microplastics.
Now I only use bottled distilled or purified water, and I no longer worry about the brain-eating amoeba. Just about the brain-destroying microplastics.
JF: check in with my haul from Amoeba Records in SF. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT2u...
They Might Be Giants - What's In My Bag?
YouTube video by Amoeba
www.youtube.com
July 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
JF: check in with my haul from Amoeba Records in SF. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT2u...
45 years ago
Adolescents released their debut studio album, featuring "Amoeba," the band's signature song, originally composed for Social Distortion.
Adolescents / Amoeba live at Amoeba Records
#punk #punks #punklegends #punkrock #adolescents #history #punkrockhistory
Adolescents released their debut studio album, featuring "Amoeba," the band's signature song, originally composed for Social Distortion.
Adolescents / Amoeba live at Amoeba Records
#punk #punks #punklegends #punkrock #adolescents #history #punkrockhistory
April 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
45 years ago
Adolescents released their debut studio album, featuring "Amoeba," the band's signature song, originally composed for Social Distortion.
Adolescents / Amoeba live at Amoeba Records
#punk #punks #punklegends #punkrock #adolescents #history #punkrockhistory
Adolescents released their debut studio album, featuring "Amoeba," the band's signature song, originally composed for Social Distortion.
Adolescents / Amoeba live at Amoeba Records
#punk #punks #punklegends #punkrock #adolescents #history #punkrockhistory
Released 44 years ago
Adolescents, the eponymous debut studio album by American punk rock band Adolescents, featuring the track Amoeba
Adolescents - Amoeba (Official Music Video)
#punk #punks #punklegends #punkrock #adolescents #history #punkrockhistory
Adolescents, the eponymous debut studio album by American punk rock band Adolescents, featuring the track Amoeba
Adolescents - Amoeba (Official Music Video)
#punk #punks #punklegends #punkrock #adolescents #history #punkrockhistory
April 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Released 44 years ago
Adolescents, the eponymous debut studio album by American punk rock band Adolescents, featuring the track Amoeba
Adolescents - Amoeba (Official Music Video)
#punk #punks #punklegends #punkrock #adolescents #history #punkrockhistory
Adolescents, the eponymous debut studio album by American punk rock band Adolescents, featuring the track Amoeba
Adolescents - Amoeba (Official Music Video)
#punk #punks #punklegends #punkrock #adolescents #history #punkrockhistory
who the fuck is amoeba earnhardt
October 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
who the fuck is amoeba earnhardt
Underrated perk of bsky is never seeing this guy with an amoeba for a brain on my tl ever
Infantalizing a grown man and running defense for him hanging out with pedophiles is crazy
February 2, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Underrated perk of bsky is never seeing this guy with an amoeba for a brain on my tl ever
So happy to announce our new preprint, “A geothermal amoeba sets a new upper temperature limit for eukaryotes.” We cultured a novel amoeba from Lassen Volcanic NP (CA, USA) that divides at 63°C (145°F) 🔥 - a new record for euk growth!
#protistsonsky 🧵
#protistsonsky 🧵
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So happy to announce our new preprint, “A geothermal amoeba sets a new upper temperature limit for eukaryotes.” We cultured a novel amoeba from Lassen Volcanic NP (CA, USA) that divides at 63°C (145°F) 🔥 - a new record for euk growth!
#protistsonsky 🧵
#protistsonsky 🧵
Amoeba? Thats the best he’s got?
The Jewish right discovering in real time that the Trumpist right, and the open bigotries it has unleashed upon the US body politic, is not in fact going to spare Jews, is quite a trip.
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Amoeba? Thats the best he’s got?
The amoeba
Days after calling on President Donald Trump’s administration to be more transparent about the contents of the Epstein files, House Speaker Mike Johnson sent the House of Representatives on an early vacation to avoid doing exactly that.
Mike Johnson Sends Lawmakers Home So They Can't Vote to Release Epstein Files
House Speaker Mike johnson began the August recess early in order to avoid votes on the release of the government's files on Jeffrey Epstein.
www.rollingstone.com
July 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The amoeba
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
If all the MAGA crowd jumped in a lake and caught that brain-eating amoeba, how would we even know?
August 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If all the MAGA crowd jumped in a lake and caught that brain-eating amoeba, how would we even know?