Biden Carried Away By Ants
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December 15, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Biden Carried Away By Ants
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October 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
WHAT IS THIS? AN ARCH FOR ANTS?
"I said 18 FEET, not 18 inches!"
October 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
WHAT IS THIS? AN ARCH FOR ANTS?
A male Pileated Woodpecker on the hunt for ants.
September 19, 2026 at 11:13 PM
A male Pileated Woodpecker on the hunt for ants.
A female Pileated Woodpecker working hard to find some tasty ants.
December 14, 2024 at 12:08 AM
A female Pileated Woodpecker working hard to find some tasty ants.
ants! ants! ants! ants! ants!
August 30, 2026 at 7:52 PM
ants! ants! ants! ants! ants!
unrealistic body standards (not covered in Ants)
October 12, 2024 at 8:03 AM
unrealistic body standards (not covered in Ants)
Just RT’d this over at the Bad Place and it was like shaking a jar of red ants. #fun
Elon musk isn’t elected.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
February 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Just RT’d this over at the Bad Place and it was like shaking a jar of red ants. #fun
what is this? an arch for ants?
June 29, 2026 at 5:16 AM
what is this? an arch for ants?
Report: Ants Having Some Kind Of Party Inside Crack In Pavement https://theonion.com/report-ants-having-some-kind-of-party-inside-crack-in-1826939903/
June 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Report: Ants Having Some Kind Of Party Inside Crack In Pavement https://theonion.com/report-ants-having-some-kind-of-party-inside-crack-in-1826939903/
Honeypot ants are awesome
January 31, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Honeypot ants are awesome
Ants on a log! The throwback-to-childhood snack I didn’t realize I needed today! Thanks craft services!!!
March 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ants on a log! The throwback-to-childhood snack I didn’t realize I needed today! Thanks craft services!!!
ants. Ants!!
December 29, 2024 at 4:35 PM
ants. Ants!!
🐜 Leafcutter ants and Shy shrimp
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
🐜 Leafcutter ants and Shy shrimp
Whole lotta ants (ref)
January 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Whole lotta ants (ref)
God Too Obsessed With Ants Right Now To Focus On Next Pope
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April 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
God Too Obsessed With Ants Right Now To Focus On Next Pope
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September 28, 2026 at 5:41 AM
in case anyone was wondering what happens if ants realize there’s sugar water in those waterpik flosser machines, the answer is that you shoot ants into your mouth WITH the water and don’t realize it until you spit them out into the sink
September 28, 2026 at 4:55 PM
in case anyone was wondering what happens if ants realize there’s sugar water in those waterpik flosser machines, the answer is that you shoot ants into your mouth WITH the water and don’t realize it until you spit them out into the sink
last night i dreamt i invented "the ant backpack"
it was a clear backpack you carry ants around in
it was a clear backpack you carry ants around in
June 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
last night i dreamt i invented "the ant backpack"
it was a clear backpack you carry ants around in
it was a clear backpack you carry ants around in
The name "Alligator Alcatraz" reminds us that America is currently run by adults who are like malicious, giggling children using magnifying glasses to burn ants.
July 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The name "Alligator Alcatraz" reminds us that America is currently run by adults who are like malicious, giggling children using magnifying glasses to burn ants.