#APOLOGISE
Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time
September 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I apologise for not knowing the artist who painted this wonder.
September 13, 2026 at 2:13 AM
just want to apologise to everyone for saying "Oh Fuck" out loud at the sonic 3 screening
December 30, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I’m sure he’ll apologise immediately
September 28, 2026 at 11:47 AM
I apologise in advance
November 13, 2024 at 1:08 AM
*apologise
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
You have offended Babou! Apologise!
December 25, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I can't believe I might have to apologise to Minecraft Story Mode
September 4, 2024 at 3:28 PM
A recent photo of the river Exe and some trees in the mist.

Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.
November 21, 2024 at 7:14 AM
If the PM reckons Jim Ratcliffe should apologise for spreading this exact same lie, should the Home Office apologise too, or? 🤨
February 12, 2026 at 9:29 AM
No.

Failing to apologise means your country IS immoral.

This isn’t about optics.
March 10, 2026 at 11:12 PM
marilin fans have been starving i apologise
February 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
September 20, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I unreservedly apologise for YOUR MISTAKE
August 3, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Has anyone in the administration asked Putin to apologise? For anything? Ever?
Doocy: "I have been told by a senior official here that nothing is gonna happen with this minerals deal until Zelenskyy goes in front of cameras and makes an explicit public apology for the way he behaved in the Oval Office with that meeting."
March 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Reform UK needs to apologise to RNLI.
September 25, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Having Grok “apologise” for creating CSAM is like punching someone in the face and then having the Sooty puppet on your fist apologise.
January 2, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Great cartoon, nothing to apologise for
Grass roots.
My @smh cartoon.
January 11, 2026 at 9:58 AM
This is the party currently demanding that I apologise for comparing Nigel Farage to a poo…
July 17, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I apologise, sometimes he gets a bit overexcited and I have to tuck him back in again 🪱 Do you mind?
September 27, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Nigel Farage urged to apologise for calling post-Dunblane handgun ban 'ludicrous'

t.co/ALPAFe2OJ6
https://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/nigel-farage-urged-to-apologise-for-calling-post-dunblane-handgun-ban-ludicrous-5628554
t.co
March 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
high-profile transphobes feeling sad because despite getting what they wanted, none of their ex-friends are queuing up to apologise
April 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
"Bob Vylan MUST apologise."
June 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
APOLOGISE
September 27, 2026 at 4:29 PM