very few can pull off the bolo-bow-ascot tie like pedro can tbh
Took Pedro to a new groomer in Rio and they presented him back to me in a Star Wars tie
September 22, 2026 at 12:58 AM
very few can pull off the bolo-bow-ascot tie like pedro can tbh
March 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Plastic Man for the Ascot Textile Corporation, 1964
May 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Plastic Man for the Ascot Textile Corporation, 1964
The ascot makes the fit.
July 20, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The ascot makes the fit.
Take an ascot, leave an ascot.
January 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Take an ascot, leave an ascot.
A doctor? You bet your ascot he is 🤣
January 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A doctor? You bet your ascot he is 🤣
the ascot is really what gets me here
Here's the viral Stefon Diggs party boat video. He is
-flirting with three women simultaneously
-insisting, successfully, that they call him big daddy
-distributing ~something~ pink
-presumably cardi b is off camera somewhere
-flirting with three women simultaneously
-insisting, successfully, that they call him big daddy
-distributing ~something~ pink
-presumably cardi b is off camera somewhere
May 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
the ascot is really what gets me here
Who wants to give DAD a hand w HIS Christmas ascot? Happy Christmas to all! 🎄
December 25, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Who wants to give DAD a hand w HIS Christmas ascot? Happy Christmas to all! 🎄
September 21, 2026 at 11:27 PM
It's an ascot, isn't it?
man breaks off a relationship with a woman bc he has to "replace key elements of my wardrobe"
December 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It's an ascot, isn't it?
Your tax bracket determines if it’s a neckerchief or an ascot.
February 1, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Your tax bracket determines if it’s a neckerchief or an ascot.
I just watched one of his shorts where he wears a cute ascot
August 22, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I just watched one of his shorts where he wears a cute ascot
Ted is thrilled with his new ascot
February 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Ted is thrilled with his new ascot
Meanwhile, the Buddhist monks are still Walking for Peace with their ascot dog, Aloka. They arrived in Raleigh, NC today.
January 25, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Meanwhile, the Buddhist monks are still Walking for Peace with their ascot dog, Aloka. They arrived in Raleigh, NC today.
January 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
witness protection or clone mutation? you decide
July 7, 2026 at 4:47 AM
witness protection or clone mutation? you decide
oh, you “scarfed down” a burrito? did you “cravat” too many hot dogs? are you going to “ascot up?”
July 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
oh, you “scarfed down” a burrito? did you “cravat” too many hot dogs? are you going to “ascot up?”
Dude you gotta save Tactical Ascot for your punk band name
March 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Dude you gotta save Tactical Ascot for your punk band name
i was thinking of adding glasses cuz ppl think my eyebrows are glasses
i was also thinking of wearing an ascot cuz who the fuck wears an ascot
i was also thinking of wearing an ascot cuz who the fuck wears an ascot
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
i was thinking of adding glasses cuz ppl think my eyebrows are glasses
i was also thinking of wearing an ascot cuz who the fuck wears an ascot
i was also thinking of wearing an ascot cuz who the fuck wears an ascot
the guy i hired off craigslist to pee on my feet showed up wearing an ascot. fucken weirdo
December 13, 2024 at 4:54 AM
the guy i hired off craigslist to pee on my feet showed up wearing an ascot. fucken weirdo