Commentary: Ask Not What Your Billionaire Pedophile Cabal Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Your Billionaire Pedophile Cabal, By Donald Trump https://theonion.com/ask-not-what-your-billionaire-pedophile-cabal-can-do-for-you-ask-what-you-can-do-for-your-billionaire-pedophile-cabal/
November 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Commentary: Ask Not What Your Billionaire Pedophile Cabal Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Your Billionaire Pedophile Cabal, By Donald Trump https://theonion.com/ask-not-what-your-billionaire-pedophile-cabal-can-do-for-you-ask-what-you-can-do-for-your-billionaire-pedophile-cabal/
From the Ocarina of Time - Ask the Developer interview
Look at this flex. Being able to just go and ask the original developers from three decades ago is easily Nintendo's greatest strength
Look at this flex. Being able to just go and ask the original developers from three decades ago is easily Nintendo's greatest strength
November 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
From the Ocarina of Time - Ask the Developer interview
Look at this flex. Being able to just go and ask the original developers from three decades ago is easily Nintendo's greatest strength
Look at this flex. Being able to just go and ask the original developers from three decades ago is easily Nintendo's greatest strength
good time to read this article if you ask me
“With an authoritarian movement capturing one major party, electoral politics has become existential conflict. This requires not moderation but mobilization, not positioning but purpose, not just messaging but genuine reform.”
@jakemgrumbach.bsky.social and @adambonica.bsky.social from February:
@jakemgrumbach.bsky.social and @adambonica.bsky.social from February:
How Not to Defeat Authoritarianism
Moderation used to help Democrats win, but its advantages now have been greatly exaggerated.
www.bostonreview.net
November 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM
good time to read this article if you ask me
Ask your doctor if Copium is right for you!
November 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Ask your doctor if Copium is right for you!
Are firing squads too much to ask?
November 4, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Are firing squads too much to ask?
why would u ask that tho
like why would u ask that
like why would u ask that
As of 5p.m. ET: Just over half of voters say that support for transgender rights in society has gone too far, according to early results from the NBC News Exit Poll. nbcnews.to/4z3yB3U
November 4, 2026 at 3:22 AM
why would u ask that tho
like why would u ask that
like why would u ask that
This fella interrupted JD Prance's public appearance to ask for a refund on his book. Brilliant. 😅
November 3, 2026 at 4:08 AM
This fella interrupted JD Prance's public appearance to ask for a refund on his book. Brilliant. 😅
Commentary: Ask Not What Your Billionaire Pedophile Cabal Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Your Billionaire Pedophile Cabal, By Donald Trump
Ask Not What Your Billionaire Pedophile Cabal Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Your Billionaire Pedophile Cabal
On this, the momentous anniversary of our nation’s founding, I wish to devote a few words to the pivotal juncture at which our great republic now stands. Decisions made today will determine what kind ...
theonion.com
November 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Commentary: Ask Not What Your Billionaire Pedophile Cabal Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Your Billionaire Pedophile Cabal, By Donald Trump
Never too late to ask for your vote!
November 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Never too late to ask for your vote!
Aside from a single local story, the media's astonishing refusal to ask Mike Rogers why he recruited Hitler-saluting Nazis to his staff, or to ask ANY Republican about the half-billion dollars GOP campaigns accepted from a sieg-heiling Nazi this cycle, should stain them forever.
November 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Aside from a single local story, the media's astonishing refusal to ask Mike Rogers why he recruited Hitler-saluting Nazis to his staff, or to ask ANY Republican about the half-billion dollars GOP campaigns accepted from a sieg-heiling Nazi this cycle, should stain them forever.
What an odd thing to ask.
The New Yorker reached out to Haley Stevens for an interview.
She asked them if they were the FBI.
Full Story: bit.ly/4ezDFWn
She asked them if they were the FBI.
Full Story: bit.ly/4ezDFWn
November 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
What an odd thing to ask.
it’s just normal now to ask the president if he’ll accept election results
TRUMP TELLS THE NY TIMES HE'LL ACCEPT THE ELECTION RESULTS www.nytimes.com/live/2026/11...
November 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
it’s just normal now to ask the president if he’ll accept election results
Couldn't ask for a better partner to run through the tape with. Let's get it done today.
November 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Couldn't ask for a better partner to run through the tape with. Let's get it done today.
Did you ask ever doubt, Anon?
November 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Did you ask ever doubt, Anon?
November 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
November 4, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Man Makes Quick Call To Parents So Next Week’s Call To Ask For Money Doesn’t Seem That Bad https://theonion.com/man-makes-quick-call-to-parents-so-next-week-s-call-to-1819578650/
November 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Man Makes Quick Call To Parents So Next Week’s Call To Ask For Money Doesn’t Seem That Bad https://theonion.com/man-makes-quick-call-to-parents-so-next-week-s-call-to-1819578650/
Gonna call Schumer to ask Schumer to step down.
I just called Jon Ossoff's office and requested that he not support Chuck Schumer as the next majority leader.
November 4, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Gonna call Schumer to ask Schumer to step down.
I’m from Donbas, Ukraine🇺🇦
I didn’t ask for rescue.
I didn’t ask for war.
I just wanted my home.
#ukraine #donbas #ukrainian #ukrainians #ukrainiangirl
I didn’t ask for rescue.
I didn’t ask for war.
I just wanted my home.
#ukraine #donbas #ukrainian #ukrainians #ukrainiangirl
November 1, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I’m from Donbas, Ukraine🇺🇦
I didn’t ask for rescue.
I didn’t ask for war.
I just wanted my home.
#ukraine #donbas #ukrainian #ukrainians #ukrainiangirl
I didn’t ask for rescue.
I didn’t ask for war.
I just wanted my home.
#ukraine #donbas #ukrainian #ukrainians #ukrainiangirl
Did someone ask for massage?
Commission for @dravarax.bsky.social !
Commission for @dravarax.bsky.social !
November 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Did someone ask for massage?
Commission for @dravarax.bsky.social !
Commission for @dravarax.bsky.social !
Calling buccees corporate HQ today to ask for the beaver’s preferred pronouns
November 4, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Calling buccees corporate HQ today to ask for the beaver’s preferred pronouns
The only thing I can ask today as a birthday wish is that everyone please go VOTE!
November 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
The only thing I can ask today as a birthday wish is that everyone please go VOTE!
Lick first, ask questions later. ✋👅
November 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Lick first, ask questions later. ✋👅
November 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM