Trump’s prurient obsession with men’s asses continues.
October 31, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Trump’s prurient obsession with men’s asses continues.
I thought he loved looking at men’s asses.
Trump: "Who the hell wants to watch football? It's boring as hell ... I can't watch"
November 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I thought he loved looking at men’s asses.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Vote yo' fuckin' asses off!!!
Violets are blue,
Vote yo' fuckin' asses off!!!
November 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Vote yo' fuckin' asses off!!!
Violets are blue,
Vote yo' fuckin' asses off!!!
bidet crew sound off, who blasting they asses?
November 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
bidet crew sound off, who blasting they asses?
ghost that only smacks people's asses
November 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
ghost that only smacks people's asses
Can't believe we're ending things on asses and cheesecake
October 31, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Can't believe we're ending things on asses and cheesecake
Trump’s Eyes Roll Back After Receiving Vision Of Muscular Asses That Have Not Yet Come To Pass
October 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Trump’s Eyes Roll Back After Receiving Vision Of Muscular Asses That Have Not Yet Come To Pass
None of these transphobic Democrats showed their transphobic asses until after the primaries, so you can stick that "you should push for better candidates in the primaries" shit straight back up your asses.
October 31, 2026 at 12:59 PM
None of these transphobic Democrats showed their transphobic asses until after the primaries, so you can stick that "you should push for better candidates in the primaries" shit straight back up your asses.
Look, if they really wanted to roast our asses at least one of them would be wearing this Threadless shirt
October 30, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Look, if they really wanted to roast our asses at least one of them would be wearing this Threadless shirt
asses to asses, bust to bust
October 31, 2026 at 9:16 AM
asses to asses, bust to bust
Get their asses
October 30, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Get their asses
THE REPUBLICAN CLOSING ARGUMENT:
• Men’s asses
• Cheesecake Factory
• “Gay vegans”
• “Jihadists”
• Attacking reporters
• Gold. More gold.
• Men’s asses
• Cheesecake Factory
• “Gay vegans”
• “Jihadists”
• Attacking reporters
• Gold. More gold.
November 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
THE REPUBLICAN CLOSING ARGUMENT:
• Men’s asses
• Cheesecake Factory
• “Gay vegans”
• “Jihadists”
• Attacking reporters
• Gold. More gold.
• Men’s asses
• Cheesecake Factory
• “Gay vegans”
• “Jihadists”
• Attacking reporters
• Gold. More gold.
They don’t admire each others asses enough?
November 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
They don’t admire each others asses enough?
IDK. There's a whole lot of close up shots of guys' asses. Like, really good asses. Hard as a rock asses. Donnie should check them out. Just sayin'.
November 1, 2026 at 11:36 PM
IDK. There's a whole lot of close up shots of guys' asses. Like, really good asses. Hard as a rock asses. Donnie should check them out. Just sayin'.
3 beefy asses for dad to enjoy
October 31, 2026 at 12:51 PM
3 beefy asses for dad to enjoy
congealing in a darkened room whispering "the asses... the asses..."
October 29, 2026 at 6:06 PM
congealing in a darkened room whispering "the asses... the asses..."
Two Texans who are through! Do better Texas and fire their asses! 🚩🚩🚩
November 2, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Two Texans who are through! Do better Texas and fire their asses! 🚩🚩🚩
Speaking of asses..
October 31, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Speaking of asses..
alito and thomas are so up their own asses that they don't even have the instincts to retire
November 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
alito and thomas are so up their own asses that they don't even have the instincts to retire
Good day for null pear asses
November 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Good day for null pear asses
this is what I’m saying, they got our asses and good for them
mocking the shit out of the previous generation is a right of passage and this is a clean hit
Lmao Gen Z are dressing as Millenial Optimism for Halloween
October 31, 2026 at 1:01 AM
this is what I’m saying, they got our asses and good for them
This one
November 2, 2026 at 7:52 AM
This one