"Don't mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns"
- Richard Vernon, Asst. Principal Shermer High
- Richard Vernon, Asst. Principal Shermer High
November 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
"Don't mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns"
- Richard Vernon, Asst. Principal Shermer High
- Richard Vernon, Asst. Principal Shermer High
Please try to threaten former CIA analyst and Asst Sec Def Elissa Slotkin 😂
November 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Please try to threaten former CIA analyst and Asst Sec Def Elissa Slotkin 😂
My asst suggested I try Reddit
Christ on a sandwich
I don't know what else to say
Christ on a sandwich
I don't know what else to say
November 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
My asst suggested I try Reddit
Christ on a sandwich
I don't know what else to say
Christ on a sandwich
I don't know what else to say
Staunton, VA: Paid Asst Digital Archivist Intern, Augusta County Historical Society
Staunton, VA: Paid Asst Digital Archivist Intern, Augusta County Historical Society
archivesgig.com
November 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Staunton, VA: Paid Asst Digital Archivist Intern, Augusta County Historical Society
Customer in corner shop: Twenty cigarettes please. They’re for Roy.
Assistant: Which brand?
Cust: … Twenty?
Asst: No, which make?
Cust: [Thinks] Cigarettes.
Assistant: Which brand?
Cust: … Twenty?
Asst: No, which make?
Cust: [Thinks] Cigarettes.
November 10, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Customer in corner shop: Twenty cigarettes please. They’re for Roy.
Assistant: Which brand?
Cust: … Twenty?
Asst: No, which make?
Cust: [Thinks] Cigarettes.
Assistant: Which brand?
Cust: … Twenty?
Asst: No, which make?
Cust: [Thinks] Cigarettes.
The above assumes it's the usual CV, CL, RS, TS application. I've seen departments request everything from proposed classes to a full syllabus (Asst. Prof!), and even weird half page responses to a list of a dozen or so items identifying how you fit each item.
November 14, 2026 at 1:36 PM
The above assumes it's the usual CV, CL, RS, TS application. I've seen departments request everything from proposed classes to a full syllabus (Asst. Prof!), and even weird half page responses to a list of a dozen or so items identifying how you fit each item.
bsky.app/profile/asst... I love the size differences in these and the big tummy in the second one
CW: #vore #micro #hypno
Completed coloring some more vore pieces, this time a pair of 'em originally done by the lovely @inky-entropy.bsky.social~!
A dangling micro and an infatuated Wolvermon both go into the Tailmon... ✨💦
Enjoy! :9C
Completed coloring some more vore pieces, this time a pair of 'em originally done by the lovely @inky-entropy.bsky.social~!
A dangling micro and an infatuated Wolvermon both go into the Tailmon... ✨💦
Enjoy! :9C
November 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
bsky.app/profile/asst... I love the size differences in these and the big tummy in the second one
The Ravens have an Asst Special Teams coach who was a mayor in New Jersey for 10 years (while also working in the NFL) and another Asst ST coach who flew combat missions in Iraq before coaching. Bro please just go get guys who played football wtf is this
November 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
The Ravens have an Asst Special Teams coach who was a mayor in New Jersey for 10 years (while also working in the NFL) and another Asst ST coach who flew combat missions in Iraq before coaching. Bro please just go get guys who played football wtf is this
cw: #vore
Lovely, indulgent piece from @eclairscollection.bsky.social of Polly benefitting from an...interesting bet at a party!
Poor @ktomega.bsky.social, had no way of expecting it would turn out like this!
Urph~ ✨
Lovely, indulgent piece from @eclairscollection.bsky.social of Polly benefitting from an...interesting bet at a party!
Poor @ktomega.bsky.social, had no way of expecting it would turn out like this!
Urph~ ✨
November 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Reyes is chastising DOJ atty for citing inapplicable case law.
“I think it’s highly relevant that an Asst Atty General of the US is here arguing about a golf course”
DOJ continues to argue about case law
Reyes: That car isn’t even a district court case, is it?
“I think it’s highly relevant that an Asst Atty General of the US is here arguing about a golf course”
DOJ continues to argue about case law
Reyes: That car isn’t even a district court case, is it?
November 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Reyes is chastising DOJ atty for citing inapplicable case law.
“I think it’s highly relevant that an Asst Atty General of the US is here arguing about a golf course”
DOJ continues to argue about case law
Reyes: That car isn’t even a district court case, is it?
“I think it’s highly relevant that an Asst Atty General of the US is here arguing about a golf course”
DOJ continues to argue about case law
Reyes: That car isn’t even a district court case, is it?
Just keeping a running tab of DOJ's resignations since the #midterms.
• Brett Shumate ― Asst AG, Civil Division
• John Eisenberg ― Asst AG, Nat'l Security
• Jason Reding Quiñones ― Federal Prosecutor
• Harmeet Dhillon ― Civil Rights Division
👉🏾 thehill.com/homenews/adm... #PINKS
• Brett Shumate ― Asst AG, Civil Division
• John Eisenberg ― Asst AG, Nat'l Security
• Jason Reding Quiñones ― Federal Prosecutor
• Harmeet Dhillon ― Civil Rights Division
👉🏾 thehill.com/homenews/adm... #PINKS
Fourth DOJ official resigns within the span of a week
The Department of Justice (DOJ) lost its fourth official in the week following the midterms, with Assistant Attorney General for the Civil Division Brett Shumate resigning Monday. The Civil D…
thehill.com
November 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Just keeping a running tab of DOJ's resignations since the #midterms.
• Brett Shumate ― Asst AG, Civil Division
• John Eisenberg ― Asst AG, Nat'l Security
• Jason Reding Quiñones ― Federal Prosecutor
• Harmeet Dhillon ― Civil Rights Division
👉🏾 thehill.com/homenews/adm... #PINKS
• Brett Shumate ― Asst AG, Civil Division
• John Eisenberg ― Asst AG, Nat'l Security
• Jason Reding Quiñones ― Federal Prosecutor
• Harmeet Dhillon ― Civil Rights Division
👉🏾 thehill.com/homenews/adm... #PINKS
Fellow professionals: what advice would you give someone who's trying to get back into coloring comics after a hiatus?
My brother was coloring asst. Dave Stewart & has some professional credits but left the field to be a luthier for a few years until the shop he worked at closed. He wants back in.
My brother was coloring asst. Dave Stewart & has some professional credits but left the field to be a luthier for a few years until the shop he worked at closed. He wants back in.
November 14, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Fellow professionals: what advice would you give someone who's trying to get back into coloring comics after a hiatus?
My brother was coloring asst. Dave Stewart & has some professional credits but left the field to be a luthier for a few years until the shop he worked at closed. He wants back in.
My brother was coloring asst. Dave Stewart & has some professional credits but left the field to be a luthier for a few years until the shop he worked at closed. He wants back in.
My ability to be at work is a -6.
My asst called off, I'm going to lose 6 hours of vacation from the past year.
Fuck it, I'll add it to tomorrow. What will they do, say no?
My asst called off, I'm going to lose 6 hours of vacation from the past year.
Fuck it, I'll add it to tomorrow. What will they do, say no?
November 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
My ability to be at work is a -6.
My asst called off, I'm going to lose 6 hours of vacation from the past year.
Fuck it, I'll add it to tomorrow. What will they do, say no?
My asst called off, I'm going to lose 6 hours of vacation from the past year.
Fuck it, I'll add it to tomorrow. What will they do, say no?
February 2025, Trump laid off 400 probationary FAA employees terminating probationary support and technical personnel... maintenance mechanics, aeronautical information specialists, aviation safety asst, legal instruments examiners, telecommunications specialists, and management assistants.
November 14, 2026 at 2:24 AM
February 2025, Trump laid off 400 probationary FAA employees terminating probationary support and technical personnel... maintenance mechanics, aeronautical information specialists, aviation safety asst, legal instruments examiners, telecommunications specialists, and management assistants.
see why you don’t let the asst coach guard the kegs
November 9, 2026 at 4:42 AM
see why you don’t let the asst coach guard the kegs
Toronto is hiring economists, especially in innovation & technology. @UofT's Munk School:
Asst Prof, Global Economics: jobs.utoronto.ca/job/Toronto-...
Assoc/Full Prof, Global Economics: jobs.utoronto.ca/job/Toronto-...
Assoc/Full Prof + Munk Chair, Applied Economics jobs.utoronto.ca/job/Toronto-...
Asst Prof, Global Economics: jobs.utoronto.ca/job/Toronto-...
Assoc/Full Prof, Global Economics: jobs.utoronto.ca/job/Toronto-...
Assoc/Full Prof + Munk Chair, Applied Economics jobs.utoronto.ca/job/Toronto-...
November 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Toronto is hiring economists, especially in innovation & technology. @UofT's Munk School:
Asst Prof, Global Economics: jobs.utoronto.ca/job/Toronto-...
Assoc/Full Prof, Global Economics: jobs.utoronto.ca/job/Toronto-...
Assoc/Full Prof + Munk Chair, Applied Economics jobs.utoronto.ca/job/Toronto-...
Asst Prof, Global Economics: jobs.utoronto.ca/job/Toronto-...
Assoc/Full Prof, Global Economics: jobs.utoronto.ca/job/Toronto-...
Assoc/Full Prof + Munk Chair, Applied Economics jobs.utoronto.ca/job/Toronto-...
See Tami Radabaugh laughing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. She's Deputy Asst to the SoW, #Hegseth.
Will she be reprimanded or will the soldier who called her out?
In 2024 Trump's staff shoved an Arlington employee, she didn't press charges, fearing retaliation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_...
Will she be reprimanded or will the soldier who called her out?
In 2024 Trump's staff shoved an Arlington employee, she didn't press charges, fearing retaliation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_...
November 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
See Tami Radabaugh laughing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. She's Deputy Asst to the SoW, #Hegseth.
Will she be reprimanded or will the soldier who called her out?
In 2024 Trump's staff shoved an Arlington employee, she didn't press charges, fearing retaliation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_...
Will she be reprimanded or will the soldier who called her out?
In 2024 Trump's staff shoved an Arlington employee, she didn't press charges, fearing retaliation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_...
this comic you got from entropy really short-circuited my small-pred-loving brain,, 😵💫💦
bsky.app/profile/asst...
bsky.app/profile/asst...
CW: #vore #micro #hypno
Completed coloring some more vore pieces, this time a pair of 'em originally done by the lovely @inky-entropy.bsky.social~!
A dangling micro and an infatuated Wolvermon both go into the Tailmon... ✨💦
Enjoy! :9C
Completed coloring some more vore pieces, this time a pair of 'em originally done by the lovely @inky-entropy.bsky.social~!
A dangling micro and an infatuated Wolvermon both go into the Tailmon... ✨💦
Enjoy! :9C
November 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
this comic you got from entropy really short-circuited my small-pred-loving brain,, 😵💫💦
bsky.app/profile/asst...
bsky.app/profile/asst...
7 days of the week plus infinite money and exec asst to schedule www.threads.com/@chasingoz/pos…
November 13, 2026 at 2:38 AM
7 days of the week plus infinite money and exec asst to schedule www.threads.com/@chasingoz/pos…
Well, we clearly hear girly high-pitched laughter, so either it was hegseth's wife or deputy asst tami radabaugh or hegseth himself, feeling extra giddy about Tuesday night's blocked impeachment. 🤡
November 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Well, we clearly hear girly high-pitched laughter, so either it was hegseth's wife or deputy asst tami radabaugh or hegseth himself, feeling extra giddy about Tuesday night's blocked impeachment. 🤡
Asst US AG called out Democrat Robert Garcia for being gay which someone means that's why he's investigating the president and his family!!!!
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
November 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Asst US AG called out Democrat Robert Garcia for being gay which someone means that's why he's investigating the president and his family!!!!
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
I had 4 impacted WT removed in my early 20s. The dentist's asst went to Purdue, so I wouldn't let her near me and kept making the sign of the cross at her whenever she approached. (Go Hoosiers)
Then I got dry sockets and was on Vicodin for a week.
Then I got dry sockets and was on Vicodin for a week.
I'm 52 and I just got my sole wisdom tooth removed. I'm sitting here chomping down on gauze waiting for the numbing to wear off and I want to hear your weird wisdom tooth stories.
November 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I had 4 impacted WT removed in my early 20s. The dentist's asst went to Purdue, so I wouldn't let her near me and kept making the sign of the cross at her whenever she approached. (Go Hoosiers)
Then I got dry sockets and was on Vicodin for a week.
Then I got dry sockets and was on Vicodin for a week.
Annie Kenney acting as Camera Asst tonight…
November 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Annie Kenney acting as Camera Asst tonight…
His staff suggested appointing Dana W. White, former Asst to the Defense Sec. for Public Affairs and Chief Pentagon Spokesperson as White House Press Secretary.
But Trump thought they said Dana F. White, CEO of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, and here's his resulting announcement:
But Trump thought they said Dana F. White, CEO of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, and here's his resulting announcement:
November 8, 2026 at 3:47 AM
His staff suggested appointing Dana W. White, former Asst to the Defense Sec. for Public Affairs and Chief Pentagon Spokesperson as White House Press Secretary.
But Trump thought they said Dana F. White, CEO of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, and here's his resulting announcement:
But Trump thought they said Dana F. White, CEO of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, and here's his resulting announcement:
My department at UMass-Amherst is hiring a specialist in Ancient Mediterranean art. This is a tenure-track, assistant professor position. Please circulate.
careers.umass.edu/jobs/asst-pr...
careers.umass.edu/jobs/asst-pr...
Asst Professor of Ancient Mediterranean Art and Architecture - Amherst, Massachusetts, United States
Title: Asst Professor of Ancient Mediterranean Art and Architecture
Executive Area: Academic Affairs
College/School/MBU: Humanities & Fine Arts
Department: History of Art & Architecture
Work Location:...
careers.umass.edu
November 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
My department at UMass-Amherst is hiring a specialist in Ancient Mediterranean art. This is a tenure-track, assistant professor position. Please circulate.
careers.umass.edu/jobs/asst-pr...
careers.umass.edu/jobs/asst-pr...