#ASTCHE
I mean; even the hashtag looks like a sneeze!

#ASTCHE
So Chelsea travelled to Kazakhstan to play in -11C temperatures and didn’t think to use ‘Cold’ Palmer.

Missed opportunity there methinks.

#ASTCHE
December 12, 2024 at 7:43 PM
borat flip 🇰🇿
Astana 1-3 Chelsea
#chelseaflips #ktbffh #cfc #ASTCHE #borat #verynice #uecl
December 12, 2024 at 7:43 PM
G’wan the Chels! -10 degrees! #ASTCHE 😃
December 12, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Nippy #ASTCHE ❄️❄️
December 11, 2024 at 8:16 PM
FT: 1-3 💃💃💃🔵⚪️ #astCHE #barclayswsl
September 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Sam Kerr back doing what she does best!!! 😍 #ASTCHE #WSL
September 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Lauren James v Aston Villa

78 mins
35 touches
3 in Villa's box
3 shots
12/17 (71%) passes completed
2/3 (67%) successful dribbles
1/1 (100%) tackles won
1 interception
2 recoveries
5/8 (63%) duels won

#BarclaysWSL #CFCW #AVWFC #ASTCHE
February 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Game day...FC Astana v #CFC 🔵⚪️⚽️⚽️
#astCHE #UECL
December 12, 2024 at 8:42 AM
September 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Gameday! My best shot at the line up. Tough conditions to play a football match but that's the challenge.🥶 Academy boys getting a run out as it's a dead rubber. 💙 #AstChe #Europaconferenceleague
December 12, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Kirsty Hanson v Chelsea

89 mins
44 touches
7 in Chelsea's box
2 shots
1 on target
9/16 (56%) passes completed
1 chance created
2/4 (50%) tackles won
1 clearance
1 interception
9/13 (69%) duels won

Dribbling queen 👑

#BarclaysWSL #AVWFC #CFCW #ASTCHE
February 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
ALSO SAM KERR JUST SCORED HER 100TH GOAL FOR CHELSEA!!!!!!!!!!!

#ASTCHE #WSL
Sam Kerr back doing what she does best!!! 😍 #ASTCHE #WSL
September 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Guiu is definitely getting a hat-trick #CFC #UECL #ASTCHE
December 12, 2024 at 4:03 PM
FT: 1-3 🕺🕺🥶🥶🥶 #astCHE #UECL
December 12, 2024 at 5:22 PM
It's gonna be a NOAH kind of game, isn't it? #CFC #UECL #ASTCHE
December 12, 2024 at 3:50 PM
La Cobham 🥰🥰🕺🕺🔵⚪️ #astCHE #UECL
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December 12, 2024 at 5:18 PM
What do you think it will be for the drinks break, Cream of Tomato or Minestrone? #ASTCHE
December 12, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Get Pedro Neto off that pitch just in case. This game is done and dusted #CFC #UECL #ASTCHE
December 12, 2024 at 4:12 PM
FT: ASTANA 1-3 CHELSEA

A solid dominating performance for most of the game. Tyrique George showcased his incredible class with some standout moments, while Acheampong impressed in key stretches. This felt like the perfect game for stat-padding, and I wish Mudryk was part of it. #CFC #UECL #ASTCHE
December 12, 2024 at 5:31 PM
We are unbelievably rubbish today and appear to be doing everything in our power not to win this match (even though we are at the moment)! #ASTCHE
September 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
So Chelsea travelled to Kazakhstan to play in -11C temperatures and didn’t think to use ‘Cold’ Palmer.

Missed opportunity there methinks.

#ASTCHE
December 12, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Spare a thought for Ben Chilwell who, despite being an obvious consideration for today given the circumstances, has been forgotten again. #AstChe #Europaconferenceleague
December 12, 2024 at 3:05 PM
I did not post anything about the game because - well, I forgot that it was so early and I'm still trying to get myself out of the school mode.

But it was what I expected. Away game, difficult circumstances, lots of underplayed players. 1-3 so we got what we needed.

#AstChe #CFC #UECL
December 12, 2024 at 5:27 PM
I live in Dubai and this match is a lot further east than I am. #AstChe #EuropeanFootball #EuropaConferenceLeague
December 12, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Aston Villa v. Chelsea

All the midweek English Premier League matches at:
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#ASTCHE #avfc #cfc #astonvilla #chelsea #EPL #PremierLeague
March 4, 2026 at 7:11 AM