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Look at phone, damn no alert.
Look at phone, damn no alert.
November 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
💯
Look at phone, damn no alert.
Look at phone, damn no alert.
watch out for tour bus shit-dumping
November 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
watch out for tour bus shit-dumping
Krakow, Poland: Local police confirmed reports of shots fired in Krakow's Main Market Square. Avoid the area at this time.
pl.usembassy.gov/security-ale...
pl.usembassy.gov/security-ale...
Security Alert - Shooting in Krakow Main Market Square
pl.usembassy.gov
November 7, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Krakow, Poland: Local police confirmed reports of shots fired in Krakow's Main Market Square. Avoid the area at this time.
pl.usembassy.gov/security-ale...
pl.usembassy.gov/security-ale...
Alert alert @pricethecreator.bsky.social at Aldi
Yep! Wife and I just got some tea calendars
November 7, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Alert alert @pricethecreator.bsky.social at Aldi
I just received an automated alert about linear programming at the Dutch House of Representatives 👀
November 6, 2026 at 12:17 PM
I just received an automated alert about linear programming at the Dutch House of Representatives 👀
My Machan alarm is going off! The current alert level is at "Hyeeeh!" Do you realize how serious that is? It's a Hyeeeh-tier alert!
November 7, 2026 at 8:00 AM
My Machan alarm is going off! The current alert level is at "Hyeeeh!" Do you realize how serious that is? It's a Hyeeeh-tier alert!
Counterpoint: my weighted blanket doesn't stick claws in me at 7am to alert me to impending breakfast time.
November 8, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Counterpoint: my weighted blanket doesn't stick claws in me at 7am to alert me to impending breakfast time.
Air raid alert sirens were activated just minutes ago at Jordan’s Muwaffaq Salti Air Base, which hosts US Air Force combat aircraft.
November 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Air raid alert sirens were activated just minutes ago at Jordan’s Muwaffaq Salti Air Base, which hosts US Air Force combat aircraft.
Squirrel sighted!
November 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Squirrel sighted!
anyway by about halfway through first grade we were reading at a high school level lol NERD ALERT
November 6, 2026 at 6:05 AM
anyway by about halfway through first grade we were reading at a high school level lol NERD ALERT
My Machan alarm is going off! The current alert level is at "Hyeeeh!" Do you realize how serious that is? It's a Hyeeeh-tier alert!
November 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
My Machan alarm is going off! The current alert level is at "Hyeeeh!" Do you realize how serious that is? It's a Hyeeeh-tier alert!
BIG DAWG ALERT ALERT ALERT
November 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
BIG DAWG ALERT ALERT ALERT
🚨 EUTH ALERT! Jack #A1982632, 4Y PitBull, 98lbs, gray/white, M at #FountainValley K111. At risk—needs rescue now. Has inquiry. $500 grant to rescue. #AdoptDontShop https://petadoption.ocpetinfo.com/rescuetrackportal/#/specialdetail/detail/A1982632
November 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
🚨 EUTH ALERT! Jack #A1982632, 4Y PitBull, 98lbs, gray/white, M at #FountainValley K111. At risk—needs rescue now. Has inquiry. $500 grant to rescue. #AdoptDontShop https://petadoption.ocpetinfo.com/rescuetrackportal/#/specialdetail/detail/A1982632
November 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I will be opening commissions for 'Little Beasts' on Monday at 7pm GMT! (that's 2pm eastern time!)
As always, if you'd like a notification as soon as I open, you can join my Discord and receive a special commission alert role!
Super excited to do more of these!
As always, if you'd like a notification as soon as I open, you can join my Discord and receive a special commission alert role!
Super excited to do more of these!
November 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I will be opening commissions for 'Little Beasts' on Monday at 7pm GMT! (that's 2pm eastern time!)
As always, if you'd like a notification as soon as I open, you can join my Discord and receive a special commission alert role!
Super excited to do more of these!
As always, if you'd like a notification as soon as I open, you can join my Discord and receive a special commission alert role!
Super excited to do more of these!
Gerry logs on and sees this.
Alert Meerkat at Hogle Zoo
ALT: Alert Meerkat at Hogle Zoo
static.klipy.com
November 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Gerry logs on and sees this.
Fresh Macaron delivery alert! This month's trio packs at our Seattle tea house contain:
💚 Friday's Birthday Cake
💜 Double Berry Vanilla
🧡 Pumpkin Chai
💚 Friday's Birthday Cake
💜 Double Berry Vanilla
🧡 Pumpkin Chai
November 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Fresh Macaron delivery alert! This month's trio packs at our Seattle tea house contain:
💚 Friday's Birthday Cake
💜 Double Berry Vanilla
🧡 Pumpkin Chai
💚 Friday's Birthday Cake
💜 Double Berry Vanilla
🧡 Pumpkin Chai
Jake Lang attacked a Diwali celebration while CHILDREN were performing. This is just after we were only a jammed gun away from a mass murder at a Hindu temple. And *zero* Republicans were asked to disavow their ties to these J6 bigots during this campaign. www.thestatesman.com/world/deport...
‘Deport all dot heads’: Far-Right activist Jake Lang targets Diwali event in Seattle, CoHNA issues alert - The Statesman
US Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal, Indian-American leaders and CoHNA condemned the incident, calling it racist and urging the community to remain vigilant.
www.thestatesman.com
November 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Jake Lang attacked a Diwali celebration while CHILDREN were performing. This is just after we were only a jammed gun away from a mass murder at a Hindu temple. And *zero* Republicans were asked to disavow their ties to these J6 bigots during this campaign. www.thestatesman.com/world/deport...
Man at center of Williamson County Silver Alert found dead, TBI says
Man at center of Williamson County Silver Alert found dead, TBI says
A 61-year-old man who was the subject of a Silver Alert after he went missing in Brentwood has been found dead, the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation said.
www.wsmv.com
November 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Man at center of Williamson County Silver Alert found dead, TBI says
ALERT ALERT ALERT
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Fall Out Boy:
"ACES" out Monday at 10:30am PT
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@wonderwanderwoman.bsky.social
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
ARE THEY ABOUT TO PLAY THEIR ACE ON
11/09 ?!?!???????
So 911?!?!!!!!
The day before 11/10.. reps birthday and one of the SVU skit unscrambleds with a possible Debut date?!
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Fall Out Boy:
"ACES" out Monday at 10:30am PT
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
@wonderwanderwoman.bsky.social
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
ARE THEY ABOUT TO PLAY THEIR ACE ON
11/09 ?!?!???????
So 911?!?!!!!!
The day before 11/10.. reps birthday and one of the SVU skit unscrambleds with a possible Debut date?!
November 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
ALERT ALERT ALERT
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Fall Out Boy:
"ACES" out Monday at 10:30am PT
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
@wonderwanderwoman.bsky.social
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
ARE THEY ABOUT TO PLAY THEIR ACE ON
11/09 ?!?!???????
So 911?!?!!!!!
The day before 11/10.. reps birthday and one of the SVU skit unscrambleds with a possible Debut date?!
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Fall Out Boy:
"ACES" out Monday at 10:30am PT
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
@wonderwanderwoman.bsky.social
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
ARE THEY ABOUT TO PLAY THEIR ACE ON
11/09 ?!?!???????
So 911?!?!!!!!
The day before 11/10.. reps birthday and one of the SVU skit unscrambleds with a possible Debut date?!
Next alert is a job opening at NVIDIA.
November 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Next alert is a job opening at NVIDIA.
My dad got me a shirt from when Mr Worldwide was at Alpine Valley this summer, so putting out a *Real Good Time Alert*
November 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
My dad got me a shirt from when Mr Worldwide was at Alpine Valley this summer, so putting out a *Real Good Time Alert*
Writing to Janet to alert her about the Gruffalo at my nibling's school
November 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Writing to Janet to alert her about the Gruffalo at my nibling's school
Spoiler alert David: EVERYBODY dies at the end.
November 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Spoiler alert David: EVERYBODY dies at the end.