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tomo's plan is foiled again
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TOMO: "ahhh, the internet... a terrific tool for WORLD DOMINATION!! —a single message can send global leaders TREMBLING!" ---- TOMO: [ur mom] PRESIDENT CHIYO-CHICHI: [No, I am a father.] [ —YOU ARE BLOCKED— ]
December 20, 2024 at 11:43 AM
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#AZUMAFIADAIOH (or, YAKUZANGA DAIOH) in: "Yule-Logger" #azumangadaioh
CHIYO: "here's YOUR secret santa gift, miss tomo! a USB STICK to put your YAKUZA FILMS on!" TOMO: "WOW! two whole GIGABYTES! i don't deserve an archnemesis like you... ⭐" ---- CHIYO: "ohoho... she's just PLUGGED IT IN... hope she doesn't mind the extra li'l SURVEILLANCE program i threw in.... fufu!" ---- CHIYO: "it reads every key she types... every letter of criminal correspondence... each number in her shady spreadsheets.... her fingertips are at my FINGERTIPS!!" ---- KEYLOGGER: <DOWN ARROW> <DOWN ARROW> <DOWN ARROW> <DOWN ARROW> <DOWN ARROW> <DOWN ARROW> <DOWN ARROW> <DOWN ARROW> <DOWN ARROW> <DOWN ARROW> ... ---- TOMO: "ugh... too many films to choose from.... but they're all PEAK...." OSAKA: "BOSS! it's CHIYO-CHAN!! she wants ya to 'USE YER DAMN SCROLL WHEEL'?"
December 22, 2024 at 11:29 AM
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#AZUMAFIADAIOH CLASSICS: "A Closer Juice-spection"
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SAKAKI: "HMM... looks like everything was delivered, tomo!" ---- TOMO: "perfect. —our clients will be MOST pleased..." ---- TOMO: "we still gotta check QUALITY, tho. juice-smuggling is SERIOUS business." DEALER: "m-miss takino, we deliver only the FINEST juice—" TOMO: "yeahhh, that's what they ALL say." ---- TOMO: "well, we got an EXPERT JUICEOLOGIST to make sure!" OSAKA: "mah senses are world-renowned!" ---- TOMO: "status report, soldier. 1 to 10?" ---- OSAKA: "ulk!" *KAF KAF* TOMO: "HEY—!" ---- TOMO: "so you're into POISON, eh?? —maybe you'd like some LEAD in yer bloodstream!!" DEALER: "wh—!! but—!!" ---- OSAKA: "oh, ah'm fine! ah was just chokin' on a BUG!" TOMO: "oh. sorry osaka. —HEY let's get this deal done, i'm THIRSTY!!" SAKAKI: (wait, isn't that WORSE?)
December 22, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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#AZUMAFIADAIOH CLASSICS: "Knuckle-Head Economics"

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OSAKA: "tomo, yer computer sure is WACKIN' OUT today..." TOMO: "osaka i've TOLD ya what 'SCREENSAVERS' are!! just move the mouse to—" ---- TOMO: "wait... is that my spreadsheet?" ---- TOMO: "CRAP!!" ---- TOMO: "the checks are CROSSED-OUT! —the balances are TOPPLING!! —my financial empire... BESIEGED!!!" ---- TOMO: "we are at WAR." ---- TOMO: "HAND ME MY KATANA" OSAKA: "so soothin' to watch numbers goin' down..." ---- CHIYO: "🎵" TOMO: "THERE you are, you seditious URCHIN." ---- CHIYO: "why what are YOU doing here, tomo?" ---- TOMO: "you got BRAIN, chiyo-chan... —enough to think you can DEFY me like this..." ---- TOMO: "... but not even a NERD like you has STUDIED THE BLADE like ME! —you're DEAD, kiddo!!" ---- CHIYO: "oh, tomo. what a cute reply to my message!" ---- CHIYO: "i almost forgot to send a PARTING GIFT." ---- CHIYO: "mr. tadakichi..." ---- CHIYO: "Kill." ---- TOMO: "AAAAAAAAAA" ---- MR. TADAKICHI: "WOOF pant pant WOOF" TOMO: "WAAAAAAGH" CHIYO: "aw, he's really having fun! —i should do this more often, he needs exercise..."
December 23, 2024 at 10:14 AM
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#AZUMAFIADAIOH CLASSICS: "Kaorin Screws Up"

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KAORIN: "oh man... last night was CRAZY... what have i gotten into..." ---- CHIHIRO: "what about 'last night'? —you look BEAT, kaorin... what happened?" ---- KAORIN: "uhm, it was a mi— meeting of the g— ASTRONOMY CLUB!!" ---- CHIHIRO: "COOOL! staying up all night, looking up at the stars... —how ROMANTIC..." ---- CHIHIRO: "hey kaorin, can i join your club too?" ---- KAORIN: "no. it's TOO DANGEROUS." CHIHIRO: "r-really?" ---- KAORIN: there's— there's BLACK HOLES out there!! you'll get SUCKED IN!!" CHIHIRO: "eh?? astronomy sounds scary..." KAORIN: "UGHH..... that was a close one..." CHIYO: "sure was!" ---- CHIYO: "let this be the LAST one, kaorin. —i don't trust your CREATIVITY." ---- CHIYO: "or else we may have to DO SOMETHING about chihiro." KAORIN: "you, ...you WON'T." CHIYO: "oh, i WILL! let me show you..." ---- CHIYO: [BANG] PEASHOOTER: [dink] ---- CHIHIRO: "eh? —something hit me...?" CHIYO: "i've got a whole ARSENAL. —she'll never know what hit her. —if you TATTLE... i'll make her school day a LIVING ANNOYANCE." ---- KAORIN: "yeah... y-you got it, boss." ---- KAORIN: (phew... —guess she's still a kid after all...) ---- YUKARI: (...such expert peashooter technique... —i CAN'T get on her bad side...)
December 24, 2024 at 10:58 AM