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Gleafer

@gleafer.bsky.social

LOOK OUT! It’s THE WRENCH, the Batman villain that’ll fix your loose nuts.
Wait, what?
#michaelsheen
#illustration
#absolutenonsense
#innuendo in your endo

November 10, 2024 at 1:17 AM

Au Suivant.

@steveosullivan.bsky.social

“UK values” card again. This time it’s Cooper‘s version, but she still doesn’t say what that is. Continually used by the scoundrel to baffle & cause anxiety in those who don’t simply nod their head when the term’s brandished. As if everyone knows what these mysterious values are.
#AbsoluteNonsense

March 17, 2026 at 4:44 PM

Zack Benlan

@zackbenlan.bsky.social

URGENT

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jk

#tomatoes #tomatos #trending #cheeseburger #spotify #hirobots #ai #aiisdoodoo #food #photos #birthdayparty #spotifyplaylist #bandcamp #biden #russianagents #sovereigncitizen #targetedindivual #satanicritualabuse #absolutenonsense #arielstinks #collage #art #draw #poems #poo #<3

having taken the cards made of paper with lines in them and drawn things and glued things and cut things with scissors markers and junk mail and old magazines and new magazines and pictures of tomatoes I ate dinner and fell in love with this movie ! watching all aboiut tomatoes both in dollars scents and human lives all in the name o' spaghetti am i right!! its like late stage capitalism life split down center stage like like that big matrix comes flying out da tube tv and everyone's like "oh no! who will save us??" its not a bird its not a spiderman its ghostvisioN!!! written like an elderly blind infant with fact checker on she scrolled violently through the cnn website and took notes about certain groups conflicting with other groups and noted the who who's side you were allowed to side with and whose side you aren't allowed to decide w/ aloud to de side with she was on that there other side dang ol tell you hwhat we always loved that kid but 13 years ago there was an accident at the embassy and fourteen ingrown toenail had to be aborted in the springtime (14th month of februarty) I groved intangible like with a pickaxe and ate the difference: 8 x 8 = indifference so the ultimate truth of maintaining childlike wonder mint was an excuse for narcissism - have you ever seen achild? they are the most distorted and unashamadely fuh ked uh ped even according to once own admitted lore like the godliness that wasn't closest to cleanliness spat out those human appendages they-selves didn't have the backing tracks to play Brian-Wilson in the biopic and strike a nerve when the dentist (ai jardine) forgot to apply sedition to LRH and scientology was therefore never founded FACTS they wrote the book of love (and god said "oh she was just 17 an ya know what i mean, aye??" and everything was not good for they was brits only true composters like camille sa saens [sic] would stand the test of time in tide pods far and wide I love you why do you bring me your goodest boi a steek?

May 19, 2025 at 7:28 AM

Gemolisch

@jodievdw.bsky.social

I really should put a few more hours into the play tonight, but I'm up to the factional bureaucrats' rap battle and I feel that's best approached with a freshly rested brain.

#AmWriting #ButWhat #AbsoluteNonsense #ItsCalledMagicRealismLookItUp

July 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM