#ElderlyRights #AcademiaGoneWild #JapanNews #BadAdvice #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com **Yale Professor Suggests Old People in Japan Should Commit Mass Suicide—Enrollment in University’s Philosophy Class Plummets** In what many are calling “the world’s worst retirement plan,” a Yale University professor has astounded scholars, ethicists, and pretty much anyone with a grandparent by suggesting mass suicide as a solution to Japan’s aging population. Dr.