#Accels
Morning Run! Pouring rain today. Running on the College track. 40 meter accels. Friday! Looking forward to the weekend.
#Running #Accels #RainyDay #RunningFitness
June 26, 2026 at 1:37 PM
yeah ok i'm applying to a bunch of accels and stuff. this seems worth it
September 23, 2026 at 4:22 PM
This is also what’s happening in the NBA.

Players covering 10% more distance means an exponential growth in accels/decels because that 10% comes from protecting the paint, then hard closes to the 3-pt line, which was not something teams forced a decade ago.

And so… soft tissue injuries galore.
NEW with @simonkuper.bsky.social:

The prevailing narrative around increased injuries and player workload in elite football is wrong.

Players don’t play any more football than in the past. What has changed is a sharp rise in intensity of play.

Not more minutes, but each minute exerts more load.
May 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
yummy accels #umamusume
September 24, 2026 at 10:34 PM
AI accels also being obsessed over shit like birth rate or micro plastics and seed oil is so fucking funny because it immediately reveals they don't actually believe anything they're saying about AI. As if ASI can't just remove your micro plastics or upload you if it's a problem.
April 20, 2026 at 11:02 PM
my taiki is killing it oh my god her late race is so strong that she wins without even hitting accels sometimes
August 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Navigating the AI Token Economy: Accels' Vision for the Future of AI Infrastructure#Singapore#AI_Infrastructure#Accels#AI_Tokens
Navigating the AI Token Economy: Accels' Vision for the Future of AI Infrastructure
Accels aims to redefine the management of AI token consumption, focusing on infrastructure that integrates operational inputs and financial resources.
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September 23, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I have never met someone who accels at tank controls I didn't like
January 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Nah, give him a guncannon.

He accels at flexible medium range support.
June 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Holy shit, accels are consistent with a healthy landing, one foot disagrees, but it looks like it worked. Some indications of a Apollo 11-like clusterfuck on descent
March 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Im thinking about it again and Accels theme in Fuuto pi is so good i cant believe they didnt include at least a rendition of it
August 27, 2026 at 7:40 AM
You know, people would appreciate linux and it's distros if those who use it adopted a 'show how each distro accels at what it's meant to do' take rather than shit on everyone else who still uses Win11 and/or OSX
global adoption of linux gets pushed back by 6 years every time a Linux Guy starts talking at me like max headroom
December 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
watching grass wonder burn all of her accels to go from 8th to 1st is extremely satisfying
October 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Theyre putting so many accels on this fuckin test setup

us .csv perverts are gonna FEAST
April 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
7 consecutive races (not counting yesterday) where Vodka doesn't hit her accels on the right timing, it's bleak
October 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Let's go accels baby love da accels
September 26, 2024 at 8:56 PM
This is always the false dichotomy of Silicon Valley. Accels v Decels. If you dare question blind pursuit of advancement at all costs you stand for death and the end of mankind. Their future is inevitable, all other futures are improbable.
September 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
built a Grass at the last minute and watched her hit 4 accels to win a race
that's dopamine
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 AM
bro fast accels on switch piss me the hell off. I do one frame walljump and turn around room accel and I get this garbage.
December 8, 2023 at 5:42 AM
had a solid run for the capricorn cup only for rng to fuck me on the final round (a curren triggered so many accels that she was 5 lengths ahead)
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February 19, 2026 at 4:58 AM
More accurate to say Noctis has Accels sword.
In lore that sword is super heavy so it requires a rider form and maximum skill to use properly
May 24, 2026 at 11:02 AM
e/accels are all scabs
December 27, 2024 at 6:14 AM
If this is unclear:

GenAI is a tool extensively used by fascists (eg. e/accels, network statists) that enables the power inequalities that lead to fascism.
It’s a question of principle.

It’s like asking ‘do we want to normalise fascism in the workplace?’.

It’s becoming embedded everywhere, I agree. Is it actually resulting in a better society?
February 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Reading the section on A-League player's physical output, it's important to take into consideration the Australian climate.

A-League matches are often played in +30°C (+86°F) conditions.

Players will NEVER achieve their optimum numbers in that heat.

A-League is ranks below average due to this.
February 24, 2026 at 10:45 AM
ACcels eating
June 14, 2023 at 4:48 PM