— Accidentally fired workers trying to contain bird flu
— Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile
— Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans
“Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.
— Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile
— Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans
“Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.
February 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
— Accidentally fired workers trying to contain bird flu
— Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile
— Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans
“Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.
— Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile
— Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans
“Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.
I love when he accidentally tells the truth!
March 31, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I love when he accidentally tells the truth!
accidentally antifascist
September 16, 2024 at 2:25 AM
accidentally antifascist
When they accidentally tell the truth...
💯
💯
May 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
When they accidentally tell the truth...
💯
💯
When you accidentally hit “free roam mode” on your Roomba.
October 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
When you accidentally hit “free roam mode” on your Roomba.
No one “accidentally” Nazi salutes.
Not once.
Sure as shit not twice.
Not once.
Sure as shit not twice.
January 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
No one “accidentally” Nazi salutes.
Not once.
Sure as shit not twice.
Not once.
Sure as shit not twice.
Work Friend Accidentally Becomes Real Friend https://theonion.com/work-friend-accidentally-becomes-real-friend-1819571545/
April 29, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Work Friend Accidentally Becomes Real Friend https://theonion.com/work-friend-accidentally-becomes-real-friend-1819571545/
It sounds like the military accidentally shot down a customs and border patrol drone in El Paso.
Accidentally. With a laser.
How in the actual fuck?
Accidentally. With a laser.
How in the actual fuck?
February 27, 2026 at 3:54 AM
It sounds like the military accidentally shot down a customs and border patrol drone in El Paso.
Accidentally. With a laser.
How in the actual fuck?
Accidentally. With a laser.
How in the actual fuck?
did a good post accidentally show up there
April 28, 2026 at 10:41 PM
did a good post accidentally show up there
Brilliant businessman accidentally gives employees 7-month paid vacation.
September 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Brilliant businessman accidentally gives employees 7-month paid vacation.
No mother “accidentally” tells her son he’s a piece of shit when it comes to women.
December 1, 2024 at 5:16 PM
No mother “accidentally” tells her son he’s a piece of shit when it comes to women.
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
When they accidentally tell the truth... (Pt. 2)
(also try to avoid swimming in sewage)
(also try to avoid swimming in sewage)
May 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
When they accidentally tell the truth... (Pt. 2)
(also try to avoid swimming in sewage)
(also try to avoid swimming in sewage)
me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
March 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
I accidentally slept in, so here's a sleepy Flareon 😐
July 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I accidentally slept in, so here's a sleepy Flareon 😐
Democrats did fraud but accidentally forgot to use it for Kamala Harris.
November 20, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Democrats did fraud but accidentally forgot to use it for Kamala Harris.
Accidentally fired the guys running the nuclear program.
Accidentally fired experienced air traffic controllers.
Accidentlly fired the people trying to contain the bird flu....
Accidentally fired...
Accidentally fired experienced air traffic controllers.
Accidentlly fired the people trying to contain the bird flu....
Accidentally fired...
JUST IN: USDA says it accidentally fired several officials working on bird flu.
"We are working to swiftly rectify the situation and rescind those letters," a spokesperson says.
"We are working to swiftly rectify the situation and rescind those letters," a spokesperson says.
February 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Accidentally fired the guys running the nuclear program.
Accidentally fired experienced air traffic controllers.
Accidentlly fired the people trying to contain the bird flu....
Accidentally fired...
Accidentally fired experienced air traffic controllers.
Accidentlly fired the people trying to contain the bird flu....
Accidentally fired...
“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
March 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
Accidentally opened the X app and now I need a tetanus shot.
October 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Accidentally opened the X app and now I need a tetanus shot.
When you accidentally catch your roomie sending lewds...
September 14, 2026 at 8:24 PM
When you accidentally catch your roomie sending lewds...
when you accidentally write the most pro-Kamala post of the election
November 5, 2024 at 1:47 PM
when you accidentally write the most pro-Kamala post of the election
Even worse incompetence: they accidentally fired, then apparently today un-fired, hundreds of the people who manage America's nuclear weapons.
February 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Even worse incompetence: they accidentally fired, then apparently today un-fired, hundreds of the people who manage America's nuclear weapons.
we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago
February 26, 2026 at 2:11 AM
we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago
Apparently I have accidentally drawn a Brazilian Supreme Court judge
A JUSTIÇA É CEGA MAS NÃO É TOLA!!! TÁ?!
August 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Apparently I have accidentally drawn a Brazilian Supreme Court judge
When you accidentally say the quiet part out loud.
April 18, 2026 at 2:25 AM
When you accidentally say the quiet part out loud.