#Achieve
They are in fact using fear of diversity to achieve dictatorship.
July 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
this might actually be how we achieve world peace
July 30, 2026 at 10:13 PM
These appointments prove that insisting people achieve and be promoted based on “merit” was never really their real concern.
November 14, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Elon Musk is what happens when you create a society that believes technology can achieve anything and collective action can achieve nothing
kinda funny that all it took to defeat traffic in the most crowded city in the country was only a simple $9 congestion relief zone
January 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Area Girlfriend, Boyfriend Achieve Perfect Mother-Son Relationship https://theonion.com/area-girlfriend-boyfriend-achieve-perfect-mother-son-r-1819570727/
May 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
How metallic paints are mixed to achieve their unique shine
September 13, 2026 at 10:25 AM
“.. ‘Is the executive trying to achieve a goal through force that it can’t achieve through the courts?’ [Judge] Menendez asked DOJ lawyers.”

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January 26, 2026 at 11:53 PM
you cannot achieve undetectability. you are trying to achieve indistinguishability.
February 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Thinking you'll achieve peace by rewarding invasions is like thinking you'll cure alcoholism with vodka.
April 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I guess once you achieve your lifelong goal of bombing Iranian school children, there’s not much life left to live.
July 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I think about “normal to want and possible to achieve” all the time
April 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
This is the world that people like JK Rowling, Matt Walsh, and Jesse Singal work every day to achieve
Kady Grass, a lesbian teenager in Illinois, was severely beaten after trying to use the bathroom in a McDonald's.

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May 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The current president goes after past presidents because he's a lowlife and can't achieve anything of his own.
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It’s amazing that Washington DC can achieve its lowest crime rate in 30 years when 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is experiencing its highest crime rate in history.
August 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Helping him achieve his potential
September 17, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Good piece - what do the Russians actually hope to achieve by committing all these war crimes?
There is no “conflict” to resolve, no misunderstanding, no magical win-win formula

russia’s war persists because russia keeps waging it

Reagan's doctrine of strength worked. Attempts to sacrifice 🇺🇦 on the altar of peace-through-weakness had the opposite effect
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Washington attempts dealmaking, Moscow sticks with warmaking
"I can't die now. I still need to do the Russia sanctions," Lindsey Graham joked hours before his passing. Nine weeks later, the bill bearing his name became law with the U.S. president's signature. ...
kyivindependent.com
September 25, 2026 at 10:19 AM
How to achieve your glow up
September 27, 2024 at 12:18 AM
i fear the democratic party dream of making it 1995 again forever may now be impossible to achieve
January 24, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Ossoff: "18 Americans are dead and hundreds wounded. The president calls this 'small potatoes' ... they drained our stockpiles to achieve nothing"
September 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
what does this achieve
Fascinated by the push over on Tumblr to say "Androgenizing and estrogenizing hormone therapy" instead of "Masculinizing and feminizing hormone therapy" on the grounds that these are less gendered terms like

Gendered: Man in latin
Not Gendered: Man in greek
September 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Barbara Streisand was the youngest person ever to achieve the EGOT, winning Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony awards by the age of 27.
June 18, 2026 at 12:17 AM
AI could never achieve this
My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
January 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
When you wish to achieve the highest awarded level of bafoonery.....
April 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is a great cover.
September 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Gerrymandering lets politicians choose their voters instead of the other way around.

Until we end that, it will remain difficult to achieve the things most Americans already agree on.
August 1, 2026 at 12:14 PM