If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
hope he is happy with his acquittal vote in 2021
McCONNELL: Do you want Ukraine or Russia to win?
HEGSETH: As we've said time and time again, this president is committed to peace in that conflict
HEGSETH: As we've said time and time again, this president is committed to peace in that conflict
June 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
hope he is happy with his acquittal vote in 2021
Revenge of the "Lib Tard:" Jeanine Pirro Wins First Humiliating Acquittal
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Revenge of the "Lib Tard:" Jeanine Pirro Wins First Humiliating Acquittal - emptywheel
After fuck-up after fuck-up, Jeanine Pirro's prosecutors got an embarrassing acquittal in their effort to jail Sydney Reid for filming an ICE arrest.
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October 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Revenge of the "Lib Tard:" Jeanine Pirro Wins First Humiliating Acquittal
www.emptywheel.net/2025/10/16/r...
www.emptywheel.net/2025/10/16/r...
new type of acquittal just dropped
In Mississippi, lawyers on both sides of a court case were caught using AI, essentially two LLMs arguing against each other. The judge dismissed all lawyers from the case and canceled the trial:
www.404media.co/judge-learns...
www.404media.co/judge-learns...
Judge Learns Lawyers on Both Sides of Case Used AI, Cancels Trial, Kicks Everyone Off the Case
When two AIs argue against each other, the legal system loses.
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June 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
new type of acquittal just dropped
"Sandwich thrower" defendant Sean Dunn celebrates acquittal in statement on courthouse steps
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November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"Sandwich thrower" defendant Sean Dunn celebrates acquittal in statement on courthouse steps
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Lunch today in honor of Sandwich Guy’s acquittal!
November 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Lunch today in honor of Sandwich Guy’s acquittal!
Jury Acquittal Hands Jeanine Pirro a Big L talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
Jury Acquittal Hands Jeanine Pirro a Big L
Three-Time Loser In a closely watched case, a federal jury acquitted a...
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October 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Jury Acquittal Hands Jeanine Pirro a Big L talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
The nearly decade-long case of Crystal Mason, who was sentenced to 5 yrs in prison over a voting error, will end with an acquittal
The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
Texas woman triumphs as court upholds acquittal in voting error case
Crystal Mason has spent nearly a decade fighting conviction for casting provisional ballot that ultimately wasn’t counted
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September 24, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The nearly decade-long case of Crystal Mason, who was sentenced to 5 yrs in prison over a voting error, will end with an acquittal
The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
in honor of sandwich guy's acquittal
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
in honor of sandwich guy's acquittal
After acquittal, sue for false persecution
July 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
After acquittal, sue for false persecution
📌The greatest acquittal since sliced bread?
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
📌The greatest acquittal since sliced bread?
U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro lost 3x in a closely watched case that arose during the transfer of detainees to ICE outside of the D.C. jail.
~three grand jury no bills;
~one acquittal by the judge;
~one acquittal by the petit jury.
Juries are doing their jobs.
talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
~three grand jury no bills;
~one acquittal by the judge;
~one acquittal by the petit jury.
Juries are doing their jobs.
talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
Jury Acquittal Hands Jeanine Pirro A Big L
Three-Time Loser In a closely watched case, a federal jury acquitted a...
talkingpointsmemo.com
October 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro lost 3x in a closely watched case that arose during the transfer of detainees to ICE outside of the D.C. jail.
~three grand jury no bills;
~one acquittal by the judge;
~one acquittal by the petit jury.
Juries are doing their jobs.
talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
~three grand jury no bills;
~one acquittal by the judge;
~one acquittal by the petit jury.
Juries are doing their jobs.
talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
Visiting the scene of the crime in honor of acquittal.
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Visiting the scene of the crime in honor of acquittal.
The jurors did not swallow the government's case
They had no appetite to convict
The government tried to get them to bite, but couldn't
So the jurors spit out an acquittal
They had no appetite to convict
The government tried to get them to bite, but couldn't
So the jurors spit out an acquittal
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The jurors did not swallow the government's case
They had no appetite to convict
The government tried to get them to bite, but couldn't
So the jurors spit out an acquittal
They had no appetite to convict
The government tried to get them to bite, but couldn't
So the jurors spit out an acquittal
Thirty-one known defendants have been charged in Chicago with non-immigration crimes tied to “Operation Midway Blitz.”
With today’s acquittal, 15 of them have been cleared.
No one has been convicted.
With today’s acquittal, 15 of them have been cleared.
No one has been convicted.
#BREAKING: Federal jury finds Chicago man NOT GUILTY of offering $10K for the murder of U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino.
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
January 22, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Thirty-one known defendants have been charged in Chicago with non-immigration crimes tied to “Operation Midway Blitz.”
With today’s acquittal, 15 of them have been cleared.
No one has been convicted.
With today’s acquittal, 15 of them have been cleared.
No one has been convicted.
February 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
There's an unspoken rule that a certain ratio of comedy to crime justifies acquittal. If I were on the jury I'd acquit the sandwich guy on that basis alone.
August 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
There's an unspoken rule that a certain ratio of comedy to crime justifies acquittal. If I were on the jury I'd acquit the sandwich guy on that basis alone.
Bluesky is full of agitated people giving advice that will get you killed or might, MIGHT, result in your acquittal after the complete destruction of your life.
Real life ain’t a flame war, kids.
Real life ain’t a flame war, kids.
If they are NOT IDENTIED as police officers, you are free to use deadly force to resist. You do not have to stop until the identify themselves. Breanna Taylor case in point.
That’s a tough question. Resisting masked armed thugs in any circumstance can get you beaten or killed by the armed thugs. If the masked armed thugs are agents of the U.S. government it will also get you prosecuted for “assault on a federal officer” or “resisting arrest.”
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June 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Bluesky is full of agitated people giving advice that will get you killed or might, MIGHT, result in your acquittal after the complete destruction of your life.
Real life ain’t a flame war, kids.
Real life ain’t a flame war, kids.
We finally get to vote on Elmo. I'm thinking most of those votes will be for an acquittal.
February 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
We finally get to vote on Elmo. I'm thinking most of those votes will be for an acquittal.
And, there we go: The formal judgment of acquittal.
"Sandwich guy" case is done.
"Sandwich guy" case is done.
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
And, there we go: The formal judgment of acquittal.
"Sandwich guy" case is done.
"Sandwich guy" case is done.
My statement on the acquittal of Daniel Penny.
December 9, 2024 at 7:03 PM
My statement on the acquittal of Daniel Penny.
I feel an acquittal coming on.
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I feel an acquittal coming on.
“In all these years, I never lost my faith that justice would be done,” Crystal Mason said in a statement.
Texas Woman’s Acquittal In Criminal Voting Case Stands
Texas Woman’s Acquittal In Criminal Voting Case Stands
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September 25, 2026 at 1:06 AM
“In all these years, I never lost my faith that justice would be done,” Crystal Mason said in a statement.