California DMV Adds Highway Chase To Road Test https://theonion.com/california-dmv-adds-highway-chase-to-road-test/
September 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
California DMV Adds Highway Chase To Road Test https://theonion.com/california-dmv-adds-highway-chase-to-road-test/
Trump Adds Name To Kennedy Center Again
March 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Trump Adds Name To Kennedy Center Again
GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform https://theonion.com/gop-adds-ice-kills-everyone-pillar-to-2026-platform/
January 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform https://theonion.com/gop-adds-ice-kills-everyone-pillar-to-2026-platform/
International Chess Federation Adds Race Car Piece https://theonion.com/international-chess-federation-adds-race-car-piece/
April 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
International Chess Federation Adds Race Car Piece https://theonion.com/international-chess-federation-adds-race-car-piece/
Zillow Adds Segregation Score https://theonion.com/zillow-adds-segregation-score/
January 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Zillow Adds Segregation Score https://theonion.com/zillow-adds-segregation-score/
TJ Maxx Adds Meat https://theonion.com/tj-maxx-adds-meat/
July 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
TJ Maxx Adds Meat https://theonion.com/tj-maxx-adds-meat/
Trump Adds Name To Kennedy Center Again
August 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Trump Adds Name To Kennedy Center Again
Taylor Swift Adds Additional Wedding Dates In L.A., Miami, Boston https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-adds-additional-wedding-dates-in-l-a-miami-boston/
May 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Taylor Swift Adds Additional Wedding Dates In L.A., Miami, Boston https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-adds-additional-wedding-dates-in-l-a-miami-boston/
Grandma Adds New Urn To Husband Collection
June 25, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Grandma Adds New Urn To Husband Collection
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January 12, 2025 at 7:43 AM
*adds you to my database*
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November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Eyepatch always adds bonus badassery level
June 22, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Eyepatch always adds bonus badassery level
Taylor Swift Adds Additional Wedding Dates In L.A., Miami, Boston
July 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Taylor Swift Adds Additional Wedding Dates In L.A., Miami, Boston
Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron https://theonion.com/office-adds-area-for-lactating-mothers-to-discreetly-pump-iron/
September 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron https://theonion.com/office-adds-area-for-lactating-mothers-to-discreetly-pump-iron/
Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron https://theonion.com/office-adds-area-for-lactating-mothers-to-discreetly-pump-iron/
August 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron https://theonion.com/office-adds-area-for-lactating-mothers-to-discreetly-pump-iron/
Nobody adds a ballroom to a house they plan on leaving.
October 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Nobody adds a ballroom to a house they plan on leaving.
call me when umamusume adds the goat
July 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
call me when umamusume adds the goat
Adds something to my bookmarks knowing full well that I will never see it again
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Adds something to my bookmarks knowing full well that I will never see it again
I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
May 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
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April 27, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 7:06 AM
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Nation Adds Second Memorial Day To Honor Brats Eaten In The Line Of Duty
May 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Nation Adds Second Memorial Day To Honor Brats Eaten In The Line Of Duty
The Montreal Cognitive Assessment has added a new question to test for early signs of mental impairment.
April 29, 2026 at 10:25 AM
The Montreal Cognitive Assessment has added a new question to test for early signs of mental impairment.
The camera adds 10 lbs of hate, apparently.
September 25, 2026 at 2:28 AM
The camera adds 10 lbs of hate, apparently.