Sadly for him, Vance will actually have to divorce Usha and hook up with Loomer to secure his position as heir, like Adonijah with Abishag
also loomer
okay, it's not happening, i'm pretty sure, *but* if it *were* happening, who do you think the last person in the cabinet and inner circle to know is? besides vance, i mean.
August 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Sadly for him, Vance will actually have to divorce Usha and hook up with Loomer to secure his position as heir, like Adonijah with Abishag
You knew what you were doing
Adonijah Drew
ALT: Adonijah Drew
static.klipy.com
September 22, 2026 at 11:23 PM
You knew what you were doing
MAGA furiously flipping through the Old Testament trying to find that bit about King David having a sweet young thing to keep him warm.
I’ll save you the search it’s 1 Kings 1-4
and the young virgin’s name was Abishag from Shunem.
She triggered a succession fight between Solomon & Adonijah.
I’ll save you the search it’s 1 Kings 1-4
and the young virgin’s name was Abishag from Shunem.
She triggered a succession fight between Solomon & Adonijah.
August 19, 2026 at 12:18 AM
MAGA furiously flipping through the Old Testament trying to find that bit about King David having a sweet young thing to keep him warm.
I’ll save you the search it’s 1 Kings 1-4
and the young virgin’s name was Abishag from Shunem.
She triggered a succession fight between Solomon & Adonijah.
I’ll save you the search it’s 1 Kings 1-4
and the young virgin’s name was Abishag from Shunem.
She triggered a succession fight between Solomon & Adonijah.
Literally her job was to keep the elderly King David “warm”. Allegedly a virgin.
Adonijah wanted her for a wife after David died in a thinly veiled ascension to the throne plot
Adonijah wanted her for a wife after David died in a thinly veiled ascension to the throne plot
August 20, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Literally her job was to keep the elderly King David “warm”. Allegedly a virgin.
Adonijah wanted her for a wife after David died in a thinly veiled ascension to the throne plot
Adonijah wanted her for a wife after David died in a thinly veiled ascension to the throne plot
#Olympics OTD in 1874 Francis Adonijah Lane was born in Chicago. His claim to fame? He won the first race in modern Olympic history. Heat 1 of the 100 metres in 1896 Athens
September 23, 2026 at 10:12 AM
#Olympics OTD in 1874 Francis Adonijah Lane was born in Chicago. His claim to fame? He won the first race in modern Olympic history. Heat 1 of the 100 metres in 1896 Athens
Folks in MI who are going to balk at sending to the Senate someone named Abdul (too weird) are hereby advised that the Senate has already had members w/the first names - *first* names - Abijah, Adlai, Adonijah, Albion, Algernon, Alonzo, Alpheus, Alton, Alva, Angus, Anselm, Archibald, Asa, and Asle.
September 20, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Folks in MI who are going to balk at sending to the Senate someone named Abdul (too weird) are hereby advised that the Senate has already had members w/the first names - *first* names - Abijah, Adlai, Adonijah, Albion, Algernon, Alonzo, Alpheus, Alton, Alva, Angus, Anselm, Archibald, Asa, and Asle.
#oc my main 4 guys i like to use as a stand-in for myself in situations. doodled them during my time in the wringer and finally got to write stuff for them!
![Apatheia (doesn’t matter)
- Detachment, Apathy, Indulgence
- Religious Sovereignty
- Angel reborn from mortal flesh
- Transneutral
- Subject who lived its whole life without agency earns a semblance of control for the first time, leading to devastating practices of divine curiosity.
[ Adonijah ]
Parallel: Credence
Kink Focus: TF, Medplay
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Folly (depends)
- Beasthood, Love, Indulgence
- Religious Deception
- Creature reborn from blood
- Transmasculine
- A formerly gentle beast who was taught by the world to twist its love, bringing destruction with it.
- A wolf in sheep’s clothing, preying on those who love it.
[ Absalom ]
Parallel: Prudence
Kink Focus: Predator, Primal
————————
Prudence (he/him)
- Beasthood, Hatred, Guilt
- Religious and Familial Dread
- Credence’s twin
- Transmasculine
- Host of a parasite. Became a hungry, flesh-manipulating beast.
- Passively self-destructive mercenary. Predestined to be a hound. And succumbed obediently.
[ Amnon ]
Parallel: Folly
Kink Focus: Vanilla, Forcemasc
————————
Credence (they/them)
- Detachment, Obsession, Guilt
- Religious and Familial Yearning
- Prudence’s twin
- Transneutral
- Awakened fae heritage. Vermin.
- Confused the fervent love they hold towards their late mother with religious reverence. Sees her in the face of their goddesses.
[ Solomon ]
Parallel: Apatheia
Kink Focus: Hypno, Bondage](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wkejij3z3ji4b2cjtohiurp3/bafkreih6yju5ei6we7u4qf4wlvhr3np4cwvi2fhcn6pcyp3dackbjg7tka)
September 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
#oc my main 4 guys i like to use as a stand-in for myself in situations. doodled them during my time in the wringer and finally got to write stuff for them!
lol Solomon sending his enforcer Benaiah to kill David’s older son Adonijah, who had requested through Bathsheba to marry Abishag
August 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
lol Solomon sending his enforcer Benaiah to kill David’s older son Adonijah, who had requested through Bathsheba to marry Abishag
York United has signed Adonijah Reid on a one-year contract with an option for the 2026 season 🟢🔵 #CanPL
truenorthfoot.ca/article/york...
truenorthfoot.ca/article/york...
York United adds Adonijah Reid to 2025 roster
The former Pacific forward joins the Nine Stripes on a 1-year deal with an option for the 2026 season.
truenorthfoot.ca
January 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
York United has signed Adonijah Reid on a one-year contract with an option for the 2026 season 🟢🔵 #CanPL
truenorthfoot.ca/article/york...
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Sonny is Absalom. Fredo is Adonijah. Tessio is Joab. Moe is like...Shimei I think. I had this all worked out at one point.
February 26, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Sonny is Absalom. Fredo is Adonijah. Tessio is Joab. Moe is like...Shimei I think. I had this all worked out at one point.
yeah the compilers of the now-lost histories underlying Samuel/Kings kind of go back and forth between pro- and anti-david/solomon sources, and this section is clearly "abishag was a NICE LADY who chastely helped solomon's dad and that PERVERT adonijah wanted to MARRY her"
August 19, 2026 at 3:53 PM
yeah the compilers of the now-lost histories underlying Samuel/Kings kind of go back and forth between pro- and anti-david/solomon sources, and this section is clearly "abishag was a NICE LADY who chastely helped solomon's dad and that PERVERT adonijah wanted to MARRY her"
I wanna give the Shrink an actual name for no real reason. First name is Adonijah because I like that name. Last name choices are:
-Blackburn
-Juarez
-Lamb
-Smith
Vote now or else... uh... I'll... do something bad I guess. #art #mcm #mid-century
-Blackburn
-Juarez
-Lamb
-Smith
Vote now or else... uh... I'll... do something bad I guess. #art #mcm #mid-century
September 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I wanna give the Shrink an actual name for no real reason. First name is Adonijah because I like that name. Last name choices are:
-Blackburn
-Juarez
-Lamb
-Smith
Vote now or else... uh... I'll... do something bad I guess. #art #mcm #mid-century
-Blackburn
-Juarez
-Lamb
-Smith
Vote now or else... uh... I'll... do something bad I guess. #art #mcm #mid-century
#Louisville defensive end Adonijah Green has been named an underclassman to watch for in next year’s 2026 NFL Draft.
Louisville DE Adonijah Green Named a 2026 NFL Draft Underclassman to Watch
Green could be in line to take a big step forward in 2025.
www.si.com
June 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
#Louisville defensive end Adonijah Green has been named an underclassman to watch for in next year’s 2026 NFL Draft.
🚨 ADONIJAH REID SIGNS FOR YORK!
After two seasons as a versatile spark in Pacific’s attack, Reid is coming home. Good to see him find a club after injuries tarnished his 2024.
One-year deal with a club option for 2026.
#CanPL | 📸 Rob Marchese
After two seasons as a versatile spark in Pacific’s attack, Reid is coming home. Good to see him find a club after injuries tarnished his 2024.
One-year deal with a club option for 2026.
#CanPL | 📸 Rob Marchese
January 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
🚨 ADONIJAH REID SIGNS FOR YORK!
After two seasons as a versatile spark in Pacific’s attack, Reid is coming home. Good to see him find a club after injuries tarnished his 2024.
One-year deal with a club option for 2026.
#CanPL | 📸 Rob Marchese
After two seasons as a versatile spark in Pacific’s attack, Reid is coming home. Good to see him find a club after injuries tarnished his 2024.
One-year deal with a club option for 2026.
#CanPL | 📸 Rob Marchese
Arkansas's had US senators w/ the first names Kaneaster and Solon;
Connecticut, Jabez and Orrin;
Florida, Adonijah and Abijah;
Georgia, Saxby and Middleton
California, Pierre and Cornelius;
Colorado, Alva and Rice.
Delaware's had a senator named Outerbridge Horsey, ffs.
Abdul should be fine.
Connecticut, Jabez and Orrin;
Florida, Adonijah and Abijah;
Georgia, Saxby and Middleton
California, Pierre and Cornelius;
Colorado, Alva and Rice.
Delaware's had a senator named Outerbridge Horsey, ffs.
Abdul should be fine.
September 19, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Arkansas's had US senators w/ the first names Kaneaster and Solon;
Connecticut, Jabez and Orrin;
Florida, Adonijah and Abijah;
Georgia, Saxby and Middleton
California, Pierre and Cornelius;
Colorado, Alva and Rice.
Delaware's had a senator named Outerbridge Horsey, ffs.
Abdul should be fine.
Connecticut, Jabez and Orrin;
Florida, Adonijah and Abijah;
Georgia, Saxby and Middleton
California, Pierre and Cornelius;
Colorado, Alva and Rice.
Delaware's had a senator named Outerbridge Horsey, ffs.
Abdul should be fine.
Inter Toronto has announced a bunch of roster moves:
Max Ferrari and Julian Altobelli will return after their options were triggered.
Elijah Adekugbe, Massimo Ferrin, and Adonijah Reid among those let go.
Oswaldo León is TBD with his suspension in mind.
#CanPL
Max Ferrari and Julian Altobelli will return after their options were triggered.
Elijah Adekugbe, Massimo Ferrin, and Adonijah Reid among those let go.
Oswaldo León is TBD with his suspension in mind.
#CanPL
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Inter Toronto has announced a bunch of roster moves:
Max Ferrari and Julian Altobelli will return after their options were triggered.
Elijah Adekugbe, Massimo Ferrin, and Adonijah Reid among those let go.
Oswaldo León is TBD with his suspension in mind.
#CanPL
Max Ferrari and Julian Altobelli will return after their options were triggered.
Elijah Adekugbe, Massimo Ferrin, and Adonijah Reid among those let go.
Oswaldo León is TBD with his suspension in mind.
#CanPL
It's player swap o'clock for the Halifax Wanderers, who offload Marcus Godinho in favour of #CanPL veteran Adonijah Reid.
Wandered Trade Godinho For Reid In Sporting JAX Swap - Northern Tribune
The Halifax Wanderers trade Marcus Godinho to bring in a veteran forward with CPL experience through Adonijah Reid.
bit.ly
July 16, 2026 at 6:28 PM
It's player swap o'clock for the Halifax Wanderers, who offload Marcus Godinho in favour of #CanPL veteran Adonijah Reid.
Some interesting news from Inter Toronto as the club declined options on Elijah Adekugbe, Massimo Ferrin, Riley Ferrazzo, Shaan Hundal and Adonijah Reid. Could be some intriguing pick ups. #CanPL
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Some interesting news from Inter Toronto as the club declined options on Elijah Adekugbe, Massimo Ferrin, Riley Ferrazzo, Shaan Hundal and Adonijah Reid. Could be some intriguing pick ups. #CanPL
YORK UNITED MOVE ON 🟢
The Nine Stripes defeated Ligue1 Québec's FC Laval, securing a spot in the quarter-finals of the Canadian Championship. Julian Altobelli, Max Ferrari, Adonijah Ried, Bryan De La Rosa and Massimo Ferrin (p) converted. #CanChamp #CanPL
📸 Michael Chisholm/Canadian Premier League
The Nine Stripes defeated Ligue1 Québec's FC Laval, securing a spot in the quarter-finals of the Canadian Championship. Julian Altobelli, Max Ferrari, Adonijah Ried, Bryan De La Rosa and Massimo Ferrin (p) converted. #CanChamp #CanPL
📸 Michael Chisholm/Canadian Premier League
May 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Louisville just sent out the game notes for the Sun Bowl. Depth chart below.
Adonijah Green is listed. It was reported earlier this week that he was headed to the portal.
Adonijah Green is listed. It was reported earlier this week that he was headed to the portal.
December 19, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Louisville just sent out the game notes for the Sun Bowl. Depth chart below.
Adonijah Green is listed. It was reported earlier this week that he was headed to the portal.
Adonijah Green is listed. It was reported earlier this week that he was headed to the portal.