Rejected advances
September 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Rejected advances
Rejected advances
July 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Rejected advances
I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes
June 29, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes
RIP government-funded research and the future advances they would have given us…
April 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
RIP government-funded research and the future advances they would have given us…
Advances in drone technology was instrumental in helping anthropologists identify an undiscovered tribe in Alabama.
January 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Advances in drone technology was instrumental in helping anthropologists identify an undiscovered tribe in Alabama.
College Professor Pretty Sure Student Using AI To Refuse Advances https://theonion.com/college-professor-pretty-sure-student-using-ai-to-refuse-advances/
June 4, 2026 at 3:32 PM
College Professor Pretty Sure Student Using AI To Refuse Advances https://theonion.com/college-professor-pretty-sure-student-using-ai-to-refuse-advances/
(Bill Belichick voice) We’re onto the semis
April 18, 2026 at 4:17 PM
(Bill Belichick voice) We’re onto the semis
*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
BREAKING: In a 51-42 vote, the Virginia House advances a measure proposing a constitutional amendment that would allow the state to redraw its congressional map until 2030 “in response to actions taken by another state.”
Virginia House Advances Democratic Plan to Counter GOP Gerrymandering
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
BREAKING: In a 51-42 vote, the Virginia House advances a measure proposing a constitutional amendment that would allow the state to redraw its congressional map until 2030 “in response to actions taken by another state.”
Speaking of unwanted advances. With apologies to Pepe Le Pew...
March 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Speaking of unwanted advances. With apologies to Pepe Le Pew...
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nithya Raman advances to November runoff in Los Angeles mayor's race.
June 8, 2026 at 11:57 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nithya Raman advances to November runoff in Los Angeles mayor's race.
Texas advances but Cam Skattebo instantly ascends to College Football Valhalla
January 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Texas advances but Cam Skattebo instantly ascends to College Football Valhalla
Advances in drone technology has been instrumental in helping anthropologists identify undiscovered tribes in Alabama
May 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Advances in drone technology has been instrumental in helping anthropologists identify undiscovered tribes in Alabama
Advances in DNA analysis leads to breaks in cold cases in 2025
Advances in DNA analysis leads to breaks in cold cases in 2025
Advances in DNA analysis are raising hopes of solving not only cold cases, but also active cases.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Advances in DNA analysis leads to breaks in cold cases in 2025
WASHINGTON (AP) — Senate advances bill aimed at ending Iran war after GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy, defeated in primary, switches to support it.
May 19, 2026 at 9:50 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Senate advances bill aimed at ending Iran war after GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy, defeated in primary, switches to support it.
BREAKING:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Nithya Raman advances to November runoff in Los Angeles mayor's race.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Nithya Raman advances to November runoff in Los Angeles mayor's race.
June 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
BREAKING:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Nithya Raman advances to November runoff in Los Angeles mayor's race.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Nithya Raman advances to November runoff in Los Angeles mayor's race.
Exciting Advances In Copyright Infringement
October 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Exciting Advances In Copyright Infringement
Not loving the thing where advances in medical science are prolonging the life of the guy responsible for gutting further advances in medical science
EXCLUSIVE: Eli Lilly gave compassionate use access to retatrutide, their unapproved powerful obesity drug, to a 79-year-old man in April. The application was arranged by a top doctor at NIH, and cleared by the FDA. www.statnews.com/2026/06/23/e...
Eli Lilly gave extraordinary obesity drug access to a 79-year-old patient. Who was it?
Exclusive: STAT has learned that Eli Lilly and the FDA allowed a 79-year-old to gain extraordinary access to an experimental obesity drug through the agency’s “compassionate use” program.
www.statnews.com
June 23, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Not loving the thing where advances in medical science are prolonging the life of the guy responsible for gutting further advances in medical science
NM Senate committee advances ICE detention ban
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NM Senate committee advances ICE detention ban • Source New Mexico
After the New Mexico House of Representatives debated an immigrant detention ban for hours Friday, a Senate committee quickly advanced it.
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February 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
NM Senate committee advances ICE detention ban
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That’s it! Portugal advances to the 16 having defeated Croatia. Wowza.
July 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
That’s it! Portugal advances to the 16 having defeated Croatia. Wowza.
BREAKING: Senate finally advances resolution to end war with Iran. Keep speaking out!
May 19, 2026 at 11:02 PM
BREAKING: Senate finally advances resolution to end war with Iran. Keep speaking out!
Reuters: U.S. SENATE ADVANCES MEASURE THAT WOULD END U.S. IRAN STRIKES UNLESS APPROVED BY CONGRESS
May 19, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Reuters: U.S. SENATE ADVANCES MEASURE THAT WOULD END U.S. IRAN STRIKES UNLESS APPROVED BY CONGRESS
Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass advances to the mayoral election in November.
Incumbent Karen Bass Advances to L.A. Mayoral Election in November
www.nytimes.com
June 3, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass advances to the mayoral election in November.
People don’t need payday advances
They need greater paydays
They need greater paydays
January 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM
People don’t need payday advances
They need greater paydays
They need greater paydays
we’ve seen incredible technological advances in our lifetime
March 22, 2026 at 8:30 PM
we’ve seen incredible technological advances in our lifetime