#Agonizer
well, it's only monday but then this happened...
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Agonizer Please
YouTube video by Robin Sellex
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September 28, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Oh man past tom tomorrow is active in the mirror universe. Hand me Your agonizer please….
September 27, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Dental hygienist tomorrow. Inflicting the agonizer isn't enough for my current one, she enjoys giving a good talking-down-to you at the same time.
September 21, 2026 at 10:24 PM
September 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Tonight's Lost TNG Episode: "The Agonizer Booth"
September 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Your agonizer please.
September 7, 2026 at 9:59 AM
I love making up like entities to kinda "personify" / visualize my struggles mentally, the agonizer is a parasite that represents my struggles with perfectionism and my severe self deprecation I go through when I can't meet my own impossible standards. I mean it when I say I NEED to
September 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
This means we are in the mirrorverse, right?

I guess I should grow a goatee and calibrate my agonizer
Good luck goose-stepping in zero gravity.
September 7, 2026 at 12:17 AM
September 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Oh crap this thing I’m typing on is an Agonizer
September 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
1. TMP - the GOAT of all Trek scores
2. TWOK
3. First Contact
4. 2009
5. TUC
6. ID - score far better than film!
7. TVH
8. Generations
9. All others tied, as none really have a memorable moment in their scores.

S31 is sent to the agonizer booth for being bad in every conceivable way.
September 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
-I always thought filleting him and eatting the pieces could be fun. Agonizer plug that goes around and acts as a cock ring then making him sit through a boring meeting while occasionally eletricuiting him. Force him to wear lingere durinh a feast with the challenge not to tear the lace-
September 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
"Agonizer" is a Decepticon from IDW2005, who, after the war ended, became an Antiquarian. He is an obvious virtual retool of Generation 1 Sixshot.

#Transformers
August 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
"Mr. Sulu, your Agonizer please."
August 27, 2026 at 1:03 AM
"the agonizer!"
August 24, 2026 at 7:16 PM
if the downs exceed the ups, it's off to the agonizer booths for everyone involved
August 23, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Agonizer and Botmoder
August 21, 2026 at 4:41 PM
** upon arriving in the mirror universe **

so, is this agonizer booth also good for ... conjugal visits?
August 20, 2026 at 8:20 PM
An agency not known for restraint or good judgment may soon be equipped with a device specifically designed to inflict pain to compel compliance.

The Terran Empire called its device an agonizer. We call ours a de-escalation device.

At least Terrans were honest.

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Georgiou Tortures Burnham - Star Trek Discovery 3x10
YouTube video by I Saw All
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August 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Here's the takeaway: In 1967, Star Trek needed one prop to tell us we were looking at the evil universe. The agonizer. Cruel. Monstrous.

In 2026, we call it a de-escalation device.

Are you kidding? The Terran Empire called its device an agonizer. At least they were honest about what it was for.
August 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
The technology became a standard on Terran ships and despite the bloodthirsty nature of the crew, discipline was maintained and agonizer technology continued to improve.

You could be sustained in agony longer, without long term psychological effects, or so the Terran Empire wrote in its reports.
August 17, 2026 at 11:43 PM
To be fair: Mr. Spock didn't appear to get much enjoyment from the individually applied agonizer. It appeared to be a matter of form. You screw up, you get agonized.

If you don't rat out your allies, you head down for an hour of agonizing good time. Early agonizers were crude affairs.

Folks died.
August 17, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Why? Because, defeated, you'll take the chance the officer will agonize you for their entertainment and call it a day. You're fit. You fucked up. You deserve it.

You accept being agonized.

Because if you don't, you will be sent to the Agonizer Booth, for an hour or more. Non-stop agonizing.
August 17, 2026 at 11:39 PM