#Ahem
AHEM 🌝
god I need just a couple more circumstances to align for me to be able to tell an utterly delicious true Cernovich story from last year
El-Sayed was so good on 60 Minutes that he won over MAGA Nostradumbass Mike Cernovich
November 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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This story is insane. The most corrupt White House in history.

Trump ally Jensen Huang, Nvidia’s CEO, was sleeping with a Chinese spy feeding info to Beijing.

He helped her help China get around A.I. chip export restrictions — which also benefitted Nvidia — by pushing Trump to do it…
November 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Ahem.
November 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Ahem
November 9, 2026 at 7:38 AM
AHEM!!!!
Gale Warning issued November 8 at 9:36AM EST until November 9 at 4:00AM EST by NWS Detroit/Pontiac MI
Additional Details Here.(1/2)
November 8, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Ahem...
November 9, 2026 at 11:17 AM
or as my first post suggested something more, ahem, exotic
November 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
*ahem* "One ticket for Wicker, please."
not an exaggeration apparently, whoever decided to program the theater to convince you that you are also fucking the wicker man should be given several awards
November 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
It’s going to drive me up a wall that a rapist and possible federal informant is one of the more well-known ATProto devs, and people I respected for years are actively boosting said rapist while knowing full well what she did
November 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Ahem.
It is really funny Trump offered everyone 5000 bucks if they voted for Republicans and everyone was like no
November 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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El-Sayed: "If he wants to pass Trumpcare for All, which will guarantee healthcare to everyone, and put his name on it like he's putting his name on everything, I'm game"
November 9, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Ahem!
Strikingly lifelike mid-13th century sculptures by the anonymous sculptor known as the Naumburg Master
November 8, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Ahem:
November 9, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Ahem
Jeffries GOES SOFT On Trump Investigations
YouTube video by Breaking Points
youtu.be
November 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
AHEM.
today would be a good day to subscribe to @motherjones.com or @damemagazine.bsky.social or @newrepublic.com or @talkingpointsmemo.com or a few of your favorite writers' newsletters or all of the above, which might be cheaper than a single New York Times subscription.
November 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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not a lot of people are talking about how most anti-trans democrats are also pro-ice and talk about how they are willing to "reach across the aisle"

sounds like you guys are willing to elect the next fetterman just because you hate the same minority group
November 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
A... MOTHERFUCKIN'... HEM, y'all...
November 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
i saw

*ahem*

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November 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
November 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Ahem
November 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Ahem!!
November 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Ahem. 🧵
Requiring AI data centers to fund a massive clean energy buildout wasn't "impossible for the past few years." The Biden-Harris admin literally made it federal policy!

In 2024, DOE and the White House AI Datacenter Task Force built the playbook to power AI with clean energy:
November 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Anyways.

Ahem.

🎶 BARBARA MANATEEEEEEE 🎶
🎶 MANATEE MANATEE 🎶
November 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
*ahem* to rephrase um

Does anyone have recommendations for BIG binkies
i

need

a binky with a BIG BULB
November 8, 2026 at 4:04 PM
ahem... don't get used to it
November 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM