FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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April 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
YouTube video by The Onion
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February 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
This is basically an American version of the Al Qaeda monkey bars videos.
ICE just posted this video to Twitter with the caption:
"TV’s former 'man of steel' Dean Cain runs through the obstacle course during training to become an ICE officer at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia.
http://Join.ICE.gov"
"TV’s former 'man of steel' Dean Cain runs through the obstacle course during training to become an ICE officer at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia.
http://Join.ICE.gov"
August 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This is basically an American version of the Al Qaeda monkey bars videos.
Country Music Stars Challenge Al Qaeda
February 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Country Music Stars Challenge Al Qaeda
<Jordan Peterson voice> woke al-qaeda
you can't even have assad anymore, because of woke al-qaeda
December 8, 2024 at 5:30 PM
<Jordan Peterson voice> woke al-qaeda
All of the same MAGA idiots that called Zohran an Al-qaeda jihadist will support Trump welcoming a literal al-qaeda member in the White House because these people are sick.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
All of the same MAGA idiots that called Zohran an Al-qaeda jihadist will support Trump welcoming a literal al-qaeda member in the White House because these people are sick.
Tulsi Gabbard once said Trump supports Al-Qaeda
Trump announced Tulsi Gabbard as his Director of National Intelligence.
Here is Tulsi Gabbard saying Trump was “acting as the protective big brother” of Al-Qaeda terrorists and dishonoring 9/11 victims.
Here is Tulsi Gabbard saying Trump was “acting as the protective big brother” of Al-Qaeda terrorists and dishonoring 9/11 victims.
November 29, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Tulsi Gabbard once said Trump supports Al-Qaeda
Se eu fosse o trump eu tentaria arrumar briga com um grupo mais de boa, tipo o talibã ou a Al-Qaeda
🇺🇸 Donald Trump diz que Taylor Swift “vai pagar um preço muito caro” por ter apoiado Kamala Harris nas eleições presidenciais deste ano.
September 11, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Se eu fosse o trump eu tentaria arrumar briga com um grupo mais de boa, tipo o talibã ou a Al-Qaeda
This is like reparations for Al Qaeda
Roger Stone wants some of that "anti-weaponization" cash. Can his former partner -- and Todd Blanche's former client -- Paul Manafort be far behind???? www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Trump Allies and Foes Jockey for Payouts From ‘Anti-Weaponization’ Fund
Potential applicants are eyeing a piece of the $1.8 billion pie.
www.wsj.com
May 22, 2026 at 1:51 PM
This is like reparations for Al Qaeda
The man who wanted to ban all Muslims from entering the United States because of terrorism is meeting this week with the former head of Al Qaeda in Syria.
May 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The man who wanted to ban all Muslims from entering the United States because of terrorism is meeting this week with the former head of Al Qaeda in Syria.
you can't even have assad anymore, because of woke al-qaeda
December 8, 2024 at 5:13 PM
you can't even have assad anymore, because of woke al-qaeda
al-Sharaa was a member of Al Qaeda in Iraq
🇸🇾🇺🇸🇸🇦 Syrian President Ahmed al-Sharaa, Trump and Mohammed bin Salman.
May 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
al-Sharaa was a member of Al Qaeda in Iraq
Cool. So we talk like Al Qaeda now.
April 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Cool. So we talk like Al Qaeda now.
It’s like pardoning Al-Qaeda
January 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It’s like pardoning Al-Qaeda
Al Qaeda: "9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous"
September 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Al Qaeda: "9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous"
Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”
September 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”
Baron Hain, "Al Qaeda - real terrorism"
"ISIS - real terrorism"
"This Labour government is treating Palestine Action as equivalent to ISIS or Al Qaeda, which is intellectually bankrupt, politically unprincipled, and morally wrong"
"ISIS - real terrorism"
"This Labour government is treating Palestine Action as equivalent to ISIS or Al Qaeda, which is intellectually bankrupt, politically unprincipled, and morally wrong"
July 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Baron Hain, "Al Qaeda - real terrorism"
"ISIS - real terrorism"
"This Labour government is treating Palestine Action as equivalent to ISIS or Al Qaeda, which is intellectually bankrupt, politically unprincipled, and morally wrong"
"ISIS - real terrorism"
"This Labour government is treating Palestine Action as equivalent to ISIS or Al Qaeda, which is intellectually bankrupt, politically unprincipled, and morally wrong"
All of America’s supposed enemies this morning
April 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
All of America’s supposed enemies this morning
“God bless Secretary McMahon”
Greenblatt is a disgrace
Greenblatt is a disgrace
Exclusive: ADL chief compares student protesters to ISIS and al-Qaeda in address to Republican officials
Jonathan Greenblatt, CEO of the Anti-Defamation League, said the protesters were acting like members of ISIS and al-Qaeda.
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June 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“God bless Secretary McMahon”
Greenblatt is a disgrace
Greenblatt is a disgrace
Al Qaeda is back because Trump, Netanyahu and MBS are idiots. 4/29/26.
April 29, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Al Qaeda is back because Trump, Netanyahu and MBS are idiots. 4/29/26.
No one hates the troops more than Donald. Not Russia, not Iran, not Al Qaeda. It’s Donald. It’s not even close.
March 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
No one hates the troops more than Donald. Not Russia, not Iran, not Al Qaeda. It’s Donald. It’s not even close.