It’s leftovers night and I can’t describe the horror that is #AlanCooks. Someone on here described him as a Labrador and that’s so accurate.
I had boiled eggs, asparagus, soft cheese and a little cold pork. Safe and identifiable.
I had boiled eggs, asparagus, soft cheese and a little cold pork. Safe and identifiable.
November 6, 2026 at 6:03 AM
It’s leftovers night and I can’t describe the horror that is #AlanCooks. Someone on here described him as a Labrador and that’s so accurate.
I had boiled eggs, asparagus, soft cheese and a little cold pork. Safe and identifiable.
I had boiled eggs, asparagus, soft cheese and a little cold pork. Safe and identifiable.
I should know not to ask what’s in #AlanCooks sandwiches. Roast lamb, pickle & peanut butter. Uh huh…
October 26, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I should know not to ask what’s in #AlanCooks sandwiches. Roast lamb, pickle & peanut butter. Uh huh…
In #AlanCooks I just watched him cook dried ribbon pasta by putting it in the smallest saucepan he could. I smiled and walked away…
He’s currently eating scallops on the pasta, with no sauce of any sort 😑
He’s currently eating scallops on the pasta, with no sauce of any sort 😑
October 15, 2026 at 6:26 AM
In #AlanCooks I just watched him cook dried ribbon pasta by putting it in the smallest saucepan he could. I smiled and walked away…
He’s currently eating scallops on the pasta, with no sauce of any sort 😑
He’s currently eating scallops on the pasta, with no sauce of any sort 😑
omg we haven’t had an #AlanCooks like this for a while, all leftovers, one plate.
Lamb stew, spaghetti bol, cabbage, potatoes, leeks with cheese sauce, with a sliced sausage on top.
And a (fresh) boiled egg on the side.
Actually no, he’s slicing the egg on top 😳
Lamb stew, spaghetti bol, cabbage, potatoes, leeks with cheese sauce, with a sliced sausage on top.
And a (fresh) boiled egg on the side.
Actually no, he’s slicing the egg on top 😳
October 12, 2026 at 6:21 AM
omg we haven’t had an #AlanCooks like this for a while, all leftovers, one plate.
Lamb stew, spaghetti bol, cabbage, potatoes, leeks with cheese sauce, with a sliced sausage on top.
And a (fresh) boiled egg on the side.
Actually no, he’s slicing the egg on top 😳
Lamb stew, spaghetti bol, cabbage, potatoes, leeks with cheese sauce, with a sliced sausage on top.
And a (fresh) boiled egg on the side.
Actually no, he’s slicing the egg on top 😳
It’s leftovers tonight. I had a couple of cheese sizzlers in bread with tomato sauce.
#AlanCooks has a bowl with duck legs, 2 minute noodles, mashed potato and the crust from fancy bread from last week!
I think it needs rice to round out the carbs… 😬
#AlanCooks has a bowl with duck legs, 2 minute noodles, mashed potato and the crust from fancy bread from last week!
I think it needs rice to round out the carbs… 😬
September 28, 2026 at 6:28 AM
It’s leftovers tonight. I had a couple of cheese sizzlers in bread with tomato sauce.
#AlanCooks has a bowl with duck legs, 2 minute noodles, mashed potato and the crust from fancy bread from last week!
I think it needs rice to round out the carbs… 😬
#AlanCooks has a bowl with duck legs, 2 minute noodles, mashed potato and the crust from fancy bread from last week!
I think it needs rice to round out the carbs… 😬
In tonight’s #AlanCooks in one bowl he has a sausage, mashed potato, spag bol mince, venison casserole, broccoli, pasta and something I don’t recognise 😳
We do seem to be missing a key ingredient.
We do seem to be missing a key ingredient.
September 14, 2026 at 7:30 AM
In tonight’s #AlanCooks in one bowl he has a sausage, mashed potato, spag bol mince, venison casserole, broccoli, pasta and something I don’t recognise 😳
We do seem to be missing a key ingredient.
We do seem to be missing a key ingredient.
We’re still coping with Influenza A aftermath. I has packet pasta and leftover mutton.
#AlanCooks had a bowl of leftovers. I said “leftover pigeon, pasta, mashed spuds and what else?”.
Leftovers.
What leftovers?
Just leftovers.
If even he’s not admitting to the mix, I dread to think 😂
#AlanCooks had a bowl of leftovers. I said “leftover pigeon, pasta, mashed spuds and what else?”.
Leftovers.
What leftovers?
Just leftovers.
If even he’s not admitting to the mix, I dread to think 😂
September 8, 2026 at 7:47 AM
We’re still coping with Influenza A aftermath. I has packet pasta and leftover mutton.
#AlanCooks had a bowl of leftovers. I said “leftover pigeon, pasta, mashed spuds and what else?”.
Leftovers.
What leftovers?
Just leftovers.
If even he’s not admitting to the mix, I dread to think 😂
#AlanCooks had a bowl of leftovers. I said “leftover pigeon, pasta, mashed spuds and what else?”.
Leftovers.
What leftovers?
Just leftovers.
If even he’s not admitting to the mix, I dread to think 😂
Right! Maybe I’m super sensitive to it?
I asked Alan and he isn’t aware the smell or taste - but #AlanCooks is not our best judge 😂
I asked Alan and he isn’t aware the smell or taste - but #AlanCooks is not our best judge 😂
September 7, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Right! Maybe I’m super sensitive to it?
I asked Alan and he isn’t aware the smell or taste - but #AlanCooks is not our best judge 😂
I asked Alan and he isn’t aware the smell or taste - but #AlanCooks is not our best judge 😂
Alan’s reheated pigeon from, idk, Tuesday maybe, and a few leftover fries. The smell of pigeon? 🤢
Don’t worry, fans of #AlanCooks, he’s having them on toast 😂
Don’t worry, fans of #AlanCooks, he’s having them on toast 😂
September 4, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Alan’s reheated pigeon from, idk, Tuesday maybe, and a few leftover fries. The smell of pigeon? 🤢
Don’t worry, fans of #AlanCooks, he’s having them on toast 😂
Don’t worry, fans of #AlanCooks, he’s having them on toast 😂
Just to clarify: I may be a fan of #Alancooks, but I most certainly not a fan of what Alan cooks! I have a delicate stomach!
September 4, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Just to clarify: I may be a fan of #Alancooks, but I most certainly not a fan of what Alan cooks! I have a delicate stomach!
#AlanCooks We’re both quite sick, prob Flu A, so not really eating. Alan’s drink smelt weird so I questioned it.
The Vicks honey Vapor drops were soggy so I dissolved them in my coffee & added more honey.
Ok 🤢
I checked the packet. They’re soggy because they expired in 2019 😖😳
The Vicks honey Vapor drops were soggy so I dissolved them in my coffee & added more honey.
Ok 🤢
I checked the packet. They’re soggy because they expired in 2019 😖😳
September 1, 2026 at 7:25 AM
#AlanCooks We’re both quite sick, prob Flu A, so not really eating. Alan’s drink smelt weird so I questioned it.
The Vicks honey Vapor drops were soggy so I dissolved them in my coffee & added more honey.
Ok 🤢
I checked the packet. They’re soggy because they expired in 2019 😖😳
The Vicks honey Vapor drops were soggy so I dissolved them in my coffee & added more honey.
Ok 🤢
I checked the packet. They’re soggy because they expired in 2019 😖😳
I feel like this is a #AlanCooks moment!
August 25, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I feel like this is a #AlanCooks moment!
Short 🧵
This #AlanCooks starts with “he’s 69 & hasn’t died of botulism yet” 🤷🏻♀️
Leftovers for dinner from 2 different containers. I put mine in a bowl.
He partly heats one of the containers, then tips most of it onto a plate, adds half the cold leftovers from the other container. Into microwave.
This #AlanCooks starts with “he’s 69 & hasn’t died of botulism yet” 🤷🏻♀️
Leftovers for dinner from 2 different containers. I put mine in a bowl.
He partly heats one of the containers, then tips most of it onto a plate, adds half the cold leftovers from the other container. Into microwave.
August 17, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Short 🧵
This #AlanCooks starts with “he’s 69 & hasn’t died of botulism yet” 🤷🏻♀️
Leftovers for dinner from 2 different containers. I put mine in a bowl.
He partly heats one of the containers, then tips most of it onto a plate, adds half the cold leftovers from the other container. Into microwave.
This #AlanCooks starts with “he’s 69 & hasn’t died of botulism yet” 🤷🏻♀️
Leftovers for dinner from 2 different containers. I put mine in a bowl.
He partly heats one of the containers, then tips most of it onto a plate, adds half the cold leftovers from the other container. Into microwave.
😨 he must be #AlanCooks secret long lost brother!
August 14, 2026 at 6:05 AM
😨 he must be #AlanCooks secret long lost brother!
Feeling a bit low? Read #AlanCooks
The man is a joyous labrador of a person. Highly recommend.
The man is a joyous labrador of a person. Highly recommend.
In #AlanCooks. I reheated too much chicken & pork from Sat night for my dinner. Unfortunately Alan had started heating his leftovers.
He informs me he’ll have it for lunch tomorrow.
Me - but it’s been cooked & reheated.
Alan - that’s ok
Me -
Him -
He’s having re-reheated for lunch…
He informs me he’ll have it for lunch tomorrow.
Me - but it’s been cooked & reheated.
Alan - that’s ok
Me -
Him -
He’s having re-reheated for lunch…
July 20, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Feeling a bit low? Read #AlanCooks
The man is a joyous labrador of a person. Highly recommend.
The man is a joyous labrador of a person. Highly recommend.
I'm a huge fan of Alan's dinner choices.* They make me laugh everytime!
#alancooks
*I wouldn't eat though. That's a step too far...
#alancooks
*I wouldn't eat though. That's a step too far...
February 5, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I'm a huge fan of Alan's dinner choices.* They make me laugh everytime!
#alancooks
*I wouldn't eat though. That's a step too far...
#alancooks
*I wouldn't eat though. That's a step too far...
It’s leftovers again tonight. I had scrambled eggs.
So #AlanCooks is having toast with two grilled sausages, curried sausages, casserole all mixed together and topped with cheese.
To be fair, he’s had way worse. Always toast!
So #AlanCooks is having toast with two grilled sausages, curried sausages, casserole all mixed together and topped with cheese.
To be fair, he’s had way worse. Always toast!
August 6, 2026 at 7:40 AM
It’s leftovers again tonight. I had scrambled eggs.
So #AlanCooks is having toast with two grilled sausages, curried sausages, casserole all mixed together and topped with cheese.
To be fair, he’s had way worse. Always toast!
So #AlanCooks is having toast with two grilled sausages, curried sausages, casserole all mixed together and topped with cheese.
To be fair, he’s had way worse. Always toast!
Oh god. I just ate an #AlanCooks style dinner, that I heated for myself. Finished about 5 minutes ago. Feeling less than fabulous 🤢
He may be a Labrador but I’m definitely not 😑
He may be a Labrador but I’m definitely not 😑
August 5, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Oh god. I just ate an #AlanCooks style dinner, that I heated for myself. Finished about 5 minutes ago. Feeling less than fabulous 🤢
He may be a Labrador but I’m definitely not 😑
He may be a Labrador but I’m definitely not 😑
In tonight’s #AlanCooks the toast won. With a week old pork mince dish, macaroni cheese and what I think might be cabbage. 😑
Cartoon Fish Says Toast
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August 4, 2026 at 7:09 AM
In tonight’s #AlanCooks the toast won. With a week old pork mince dish, macaroni cheese and what I think might be cabbage. 😑
Tonight is a leftovers night. I’m encouraging #AlanCooks to please, for the love of dog, use up the week old pork mince dish that I won’t touch.
Question is - wraps or toast?
Question is - wraps or toast?
August 4, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Tonight is a leftovers night. I’m encouraging #AlanCooks to please, for the love of dog, use up the week old pork mince dish that I won’t touch.
Question is - wraps or toast?
Question is - wraps or toast?
Tonight’s leftovers night so #AlanCooks
After a week or more he put leftover venison stew in the freezer. Yesterday he pulled it out again.
He’s heating it with leftover honey mustard chicken casserole, rice, broccoli & mashed potatoes.
With toast. Obviously…
After a week or more he put leftover venison stew in the freezer. Yesterday he pulled it out again.
He’s heating it with leftover honey mustard chicken casserole, rice, broccoli & mashed potatoes.
With toast. Obviously…
July 27, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Tonight’s leftovers night so #AlanCooks
After a week or more he put leftover venison stew in the freezer. Yesterday he pulled it out again.
He’s heating it with leftover honey mustard chicken casserole, rice, broccoli & mashed potatoes.
With toast. Obviously…
After a week or more he put leftover venison stew in the freezer. Yesterday he pulled it out again.
He’s heating it with leftover honey mustard chicken casserole, rice, broccoli & mashed potatoes.
With toast. Obviously…
Chicken & bacon ravioli with Alfredo sauce. Said to Alan it doesn’t look like a very big meal for him.
A - I could have toast with it
Me - with pasta?
A -
Me -
The toaster is on…
#AlanCooks
A - I could have toast with it
Me - with pasta?
A -
Me -
The toaster is on…
#AlanCooks
July 26, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Chicken & bacon ravioli with Alfredo sauce. Said to Alan it doesn’t look like a very big meal for him.
A - I could have toast with it
Me - with pasta?
A -
Me -
The toaster is on…
#AlanCooks
A - I could have toast with it
Me - with pasta?
A -
Me -
The toaster is on…
#AlanCooks
There are odd things happening in the kitchen. I’ve decided not to investigate. #AlanCooks
I think he’s heating stale scones - for tomorrow’s lunch?!
I think he’s heating stale scones - for tomorrow’s lunch?!
July 23, 2026 at 8:13 AM
There are odd things happening in the kitchen. I’ve decided not to investigate. #AlanCooks
I think he’s heating stale scones - for tomorrow’s lunch?!
I think he’s heating stale scones - for tomorrow’s lunch?!
In tonight’s #AlanCooks we have wraps toasted in the frying pan then filled with Friday’s roast pork, mashed potato, broccoli, cauliflower and cheese.
Definitely not his worst ever.
Definitely not his worst ever.
July 22, 2026 at 7:28 AM
In tonight’s #AlanCooks we have wraps toasted in the frying pan then filled with Friday’s roast pork, mashed potato, broccoli, cauliflower and cheese.
Definitely not his worst ever.
Definitely not his worst ever.