#AlarmClocks
yes. i am extremely in the market for chic watches, alarmclocks, music players, and a retro landline telephone
February 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"Do you have anything more effective than an alarm clock?"

Ah yes, you may want to consider our latest range of "There is no snooze button here" units. Most have only been returned ten times..

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#wakeup #alarmclocks #parrots
#funny
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Pink pads on cat’s paws
Dog’s wet nose nuzzling my cheek—
Morning alarm clocks

#dailyhaikuprompt #dailyhaiku (pink) #haiku #poetry #writing #micropoetry #writingcommunity #poetrycommunity #pets 🐾
#morningroutine #alarmclocks
April 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Every time my alarmclock goes off, the sun comes up. Therefore alarmclocks cause sunrise...
July 30, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I got an early morning writing session in. It went well, and now I think I need to start setting my alarm. Boo!

#SleepingIn #AlarmClocks #WritingSessions #ProductiveHour #writinglife
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Cats, living alarmclocks.
March 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The morherfucker slips over yhe fact that retirees have set their alarmclocks for 40 years or more.
JFC
April 24, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I used the hoyolab alarmclocks
Yesterday I used Kaveh and I got jumpscared by his voice
Today I used Aventurine and I got a bit more used to it and just said "goodmorning Aventurine"
October 22, 2024 at 8:22 AM
What If Your Alarm Clock Could Negotiate?

It offers five more minutes in exchange for skipping lunch. You accept every time. Productivity collapses. Alarm clocks run the economy.

https://purelyhypothetical.com/posts/what-if-your-alarm-clock-could-negotiate/

#WhatIf #Fun #Mornings #AlarmClocks #Cu
August 4, 2026 at 6:46 AM
I just wanna sit in a rose garden and read well written fantasy while getting a foot rub by a trusted friend and eating home grown strawberries.
Why do the boys always have to ruin everything? Why do we need to have alarmclocks and wars?
June 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
On iPhones, alarm clocks, and the quality of our own internal clock https://archive.shortformblog.com/tech/iphone-alarm-clock-problems/ #iphone #alarmclocks
January 2, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Ban alarmclocks then! 😠
June 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Please join me this evening in kicking off the holiday season with the world’s zaniest holiday wreath interpretations at The Arsenal!

#wreath #wreathinterpretations #nycparks #alarmclocks #alarmclockwreath #holidaywreath #holidays #art #artists #artwreath #TheArsenal #groupshow #artexhibit
December 5, 2024 at 12:46 PM
feel like im the only person smart enough to notice how much alarmclocks suck compared to normal clocks
November 6, 2024 at 9:08 PM
#AlarmClocks be having us like:

#TheUnderTaker
December 10, 2024 at 9:16 PM