#Alarms
Ban car alarms.
Car alarm currently blaring outside. I should have a way to blow it up
September 27, 2026 at 1:14 AM
sleep thru ur alarms
October 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This is ridiculous. And would set off massive alarms on any normal planet.
Trump is now sitting back in his chair and dozing off
June 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Raises alarms
September 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This is like a bank robber getting to fire the cops and disable the alarms just before he strolls into the bank lobby.
February 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Emil Bove’s norm-breaking behavior at the Department of Justice alarms some observers
July 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Cutest wake up alarms
February 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.
January 17, 2026 at 9:08 PM
This RECALL THURSDAY is brought to you by WORKING CARBON MONOXIDE ALARMS! When you absolutely must detect an unseeable, unsmellable, and unlivable poisonous gas called carbon monoxide, NOTHING works better than WORKING CARBON MONOXIDE ALARMS!
May 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
She’s a 10 but her alarms look like this
February 13, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Is #FirePreventionWeek! Like this if you're in the 99% with working smoke alarms at home.

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October 11, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Nor'easter coming. Check to make sure your carbon monoxide alarms are working. CO alarms have expiration dates.
September 25, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Alarms should be going off.
Last night, Trump forced out all remaining commissioners atop the Election Assistance Commission — two Democrats and a Republican — just months before the midterms.
The Brief: Trump Seizes on SCOTUS Decision to Mess With the Midterms
Trump Fires Three EAC Commissioners A few weeks ago, the Supreme Court...
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July 10, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Ok. I don’t know how many alarms this is. It’s all of them.
Kristi Noem: "We are not going away. We are staying here to liberate the city from the socialists and the burdensome leadership that this governor and that this mayor have placed on this country and what they have tried to insert into the city."

Sen. Alex Padilla is then forcibly removed!
June 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
September 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
“Those were alarms, you just didn’t want to listen,” is very good.
January 18, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I will be posting once a day at noon starting tomorrow.

Mark alarms set schedules etc etc

hello new people btw
October 17, 2024 at 1:36 AM
my iphone alarms
what if we all stop working
May 3, 2024 at 5:18 AM
no alarms and no surprises please
September 20, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Donald Trump repeatedly confusing Greenland for Iceland raises alarms about Biden's mental acuity.
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Renewed air alarms in occupied Sevastopol.
June 8, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Just deleted 71 alarms on my phone.
June 18, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Picking apples is also cool, but apples will not warn you of carbon monoxide. Repeat - apples are not a substitute for working carbon monoxide alarms.
September 28, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Who needs alarms
May 26, 2026 at 11:48 AM