❄️ Crash-landing on an ice planet: ✅
🔥 Finding out the mountains are red: ✅
👀 Realizing you’re fated to a seven-foot goat-cat alien: ...uhhh ✅??

Welcome to His to Worship. Good luck.

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We may not be at Friday yet, but at least we’re caffeinated.

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