[quote from guy that broke into alligator pen to fuck the alligators] I HAVE A RIGHT TO DEFEND MYSELF
THE ALLIGATORS ARE VERY MAD WITH ME FOR REASONS I CANNOT DISCERN
THE ALLIGATORS ARE VERY MAD WITH ME FOR REASONS I CANNOT DISCERN
November 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
[quote from guy that broke into alligator pen to fuck the alligators] I HAVE A RIGHT TO DEFEND MYSELF
THE ALLIGATORS ARE VERY MAD WITH ME FOR REASONS I CANNOT DISCERN
THE ALLIGATORS ARE VERY MAD WITH ME FOR REASONS I CANNOT DISCERN
Alligators and crocodiles are not the same. They are different guys.
November 15, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Alligators and crocodiles are not the same. They are different guys.
Anyway til that Chinese alligators exist
November 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Anyway til that Chinese alligators exist
#MusicChallenge
#TeztunesMonthOfMusic
Song about extreme cold.
Roky Erickson - It's A Cold Night For Alligators
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsAR...
#TeztunesMonthOfMusic
Song about extreme cold.
Roky Erickson - It's A Cold Night For Alligators
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsAR...
Roky Erickson - It's a Cold Night for Alligators
YouTube video by PhsycadelicRock
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
#MusicChallenge
#TeztunesMonthOfMusic
Song about extreme cold.
Roky Erickson - It's A Cold Night For Alligators
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsAR...
#TeztunesMonthOfMusic
Song about extreme cold.
Roky Erickson - It's A Cold Night For Alligators
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsAR...
anyone ever heard the expression “in deep alligators” to describe a business that’s in financial trouble? A guy I interviewed used the term about a business that would normally be called “under water,” but I’ve found no other such usage of this idiom & “in deep alligators” i’s def what he said
November 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
anyone ever heard the expression “in deep alligators” to describe a business that’s in financial trouble? A guy I interviewed used the term about a business that would normally be called “under water,” but I’ve found no other such usage of this idiom & “in deep alligators” i’s def what he said
Florida is about to become the Nebraska of the South.
Even the alligators will get bored.
Even the alligators will get bored.
November 15, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Florida is about to become the Nebraska of the South.
Even the alligators will get bored.
Even the alligators will get bored.
Speaking of alligators
November 12, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Speaking of alligators
Alligators should get a chance to be cool
November 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Alligators should get a chance to be cool
Amazing lack of alligators in this stretch of Florida… #svengoolie
November 15, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Amazing lack of alligators in this stretch of Florida… #svengoolie
More likely this:
up to one's ass in alligators - Wiktionary, the free dictionary share.google/fx4HEJKDHVCk...
up to one's ass in alligators - Wiktionary, the free dictionary share.google/fx4HEJKDHVCk...
up to one's ass in alligators - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
share.google
November 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
More likely this:
up to one's ass in alligators - Wiktionary, the free dictionary share.google/fx4HEJKDHVCk...
up to one's ass in alligators - Wiktionary, the free dictionary share.google/fx4HEJKDHVCk...
🍅🐊 do alligators tomato?
November 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
🍅🐊 do alligators tomato?
Presumably being in deep alligators is a distinctly more severe state than being in shallow alligators?
November 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Presumably being in deep alligators is a distinctly more severe state than being in shallow alligators?
babe, I'm not ignoring you, I'm just lost in thought thinking about the John Singer Sargent watercolor gator painting again
November 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
babe, I'm not ignoring you, I'm just lost in thought thinking about the John Singer Sargent watercolor gator painting again
how in the world do you draw alligators from the front
November 14, 2026 at 6:50 AM
how in the world do you draw alligators from the front
I do not care about the opinions of alligators
NO, THANK YOU 🐊🥶 Floridians, we didn’t sign up for chilly weather this morning, and neither did the alligators. Did you? wfla.com
November 14, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I do not care about the opinions of alligators
for alligators perhaps
November 13, 2026 at 4:59 PM
for alligators perhaps
"Maman tu préfères les alligators ou les écureuils ? Moi les alligators, pour deux raisons : la première ben je préfère et la deuxième c'est que c'est plus facile à écrire".
November 10, 2026 at 7:13 AM
"Maman tu préfères les alligators ou les écureuils ? Moi les alligators, pour deux raisons : la première ben je préfère et la deuxième c'est que c'est plus facile à écrire".
Me, in the bath:
My brain: do alligators come in more than one breed ??? You always hear, with other animals, people specify breed names. But I’ve only ever heard alligators referred to as “alligators” so are they just one genus sorta like hyenas, or??
Me: holy shit. I need to know.
My brain: do alligators come in more than one breed ??? You always hear, with other animals, people specify breed names. But I’ve only ever heard alligators referred to as “alligators” so are they just one genus sorta like hyenas, or??
Me: holy shit. I need to know.
November 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Me, in the bath:
My brain: do alligators come in more than one breed ??? You always hear, with other animals, people specify breed names. But I’ve only ever heard alligators referred to as “alligators” so are they just one genus sorta like hyenas, or??
Me: holy shit. I need to know.
My brain: do alligators come in more than one breed ??? You always hear, with other animals, people specify breed names. But I’ve only ever heard alligators referred to as “alligators” so are they just one genus sorta like hyenas, or??
Me: holy shit. I need to know.
alligators are cute
November 15, 2026 at 1:17 AM
alligators are cute
...I mean, the alligators have got to eat *something*.
November 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
...I mean, the alligators have got to eat *something*.
Will it be stocked with alligators?
November 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Will it be stocked with alligators?
Because alligators don’t like ice cream! 😇
November 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Because alligators don’t like ice cream! 😇
That’s exactly what someone who knew we were deep in Alligators would say
November 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
That’s exactly what someone who knew we were deep in Alligators would say