activating my almonds
November 24, 2024 at 6:02 AM
activating my almonds
outside the water consumption problem, i think we've culturally tilted too far into almonds. almonds are ultimately a bench warmer nut
January 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
outside the water consumption problem, i think we've culturally tilted too far into almonds. almonds are ultimately a bench warmer nut
January 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
March 1, 2026 at 3:01 PM
"This tastes like almonds"
September 26, 2024 at 4:12 PM
"This tastes like almonds"
reaching for a bag of Kirkland almonds before remembering i’m a billionaire, smiling, and then reaching one shelf higher for the Kirkland Signature almonds
May 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
reaching for a bag of Kirkland almonds before remembering i’m a billionaire, smiling, and then reaching one shelf higher for the Kirkland Signature almonds
The UK one has a faint odor of bitter almonds
Lololol and now I'm working on a pithy way to explain how the US Department of Education differs from the UK one (I've been training my whole life for this, one Agatha Christie novel at a time)
March 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The UK one has a faint odor of bitter almonds
Blanched almonds
Rosed almonds
Dorothyed almonds
Sophiaed almonds
Rosed almonds
Dorothyed almonds
Sophiaed almonds
December 14, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Blanched almonds
Rosed almonds
Dorothyed almonds
Sophiaed almonds
Rosed almonds
Dorothyed almonds
Sophiaed almonds
I like how sharpies smell like almonds
August 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I like how sharpies smell like almonds
/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice
July 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice
team we're making candied almonds
March 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
team we're making candied almonds
Gender: mysterious
Sex: often
Almonds: milked
Sex: often
Almonds: milked
September 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Gender: mysterious
Sex: often
Almonds: milked
Sex: often
Almonds: milked
Activates ur almonds
May 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Activates ur almonds
Does the white smoke smell like almonds?
April 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Does the white smoke smell like almonds?
Cat’s outta the bag of almonds!
August 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Cat’s outta the bag of almonds!
1. Trillion gallons of water a year just for almonds.
January 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
1. Trillion gallons of water a year just for almonds.
as a snacking nut cashews clear almonds and it’s not even close
August 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
as a snacking nut cashews clear almonds and it’s not even close
It's not cyanide that smells like almonds
It's almonds that smell like cyanide :3
It's almonds that smell like cyanide :3
September 22, 2026 at 7:02 AM
It's not cyanide that smells like almonds
It's almonds that smell like cyanide :3
It's almonds that smell like cyanide :3
walnuts or almonds in brownies?
September 24, 2026 at 10:21 PM
walnuts or almonds in brownies?
Radical plan of not growing quite so much cotton and almonds
September 21, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Radical plan of not growing quite so much cotton and almonds
THEY’RE TRANSING THE NUTS cc: @realinfowars.bsky.social
August 14, 2026 at 8:47 PM
THEY’RE TRANSING THE NUTS cc: @realinfowars.bsky.social
They're milking the oats, they're milking the almonds.
April 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
They're milking the oats, they're milking the almonds.
my entire diet is beef and almonds, it's beef and almonds for every meal, what else do you expect me to eat?
One of my biggest pet peeves is anti-AI folks defending almonds and beef from the standpoint that "you need food to live"
even if AI never entered the equation, we were going to have to have a serious conversation about how unsustainable some of our food production is, and this mentality SUCKS
even if AI never entered the equation, we were going to have to have a serious conversation about how unsustainable some of our food production is, and this mentality SUCKS
September 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
my entire diet is beef and almonds, it's beef and almonds for every meal, what else do you expect me to eat?