I would never cast a stone for that. But I also don't pretend to be some folksy everyman Alphabro to have ppl vote for me.
September 29, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I would never cast a stone for that. But I also don't pretend to be some folksy everyman Alphabro to have ppl vote for me.
You must have missed the 2020-2024 years when Trumps AlphaBro Podcasters were all pushing the lonely single young men to hate women. I remember it. It was disturbing then, and its led to even more disturbing results now.
September 27, 2026 at 5:37 AM
You must have missed the 2020-2024 years when Trumps AlphaBro Podcasters were all pushing the lonely single young men to hate women. I remember it. It was disturbing then, and its led to even more disturbing results now.
There's a certain element where poetry is making me feel all my (artistic/career) life has been a waste of time, that I've been barking up the wrong tree all along (complimentary).
Anyway - I thought of this one while watching C4's Apocalypse series, and really hating the AlphaBro
Anyway - I thought of this one while watching C4's Apocalypse series, and really hating the AlphaBro
September 21, 2026 at 1:00 PM
There's a certain element where poetry is making me feel all my (artistic/career) life has been a waste of time, that I've been barking up the wrong tree all along (complimentary).
Anyway - I thought of this one while watching C4's Apocalypse series, and really hating the AlphaBro
Anyway - I thought of this one while watching C4's Apocalypse series, and really hating the AlphaBro
honestly perhaps i am reaching but this all smacks of AlphaBro nonsense quite strongly to me.
"your WIFE wants you home for a meal? what, pussywhipped huh?" is just around the corner.
"your WIFE wants you home for a meal? what, pussywhipped huh?" is just around the corner.
Dude please never stop interviewing people like this on the record they are awesome
September 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
honestly perhaps i am reaching but this all smacks of AlphaBro nonsense quite strongly to me.
"your WIFE wants you home for a meal? what, pussywhipped huh?" is just around the corner.
"your WIFE wants you home for a meal? what, pussywhipped huh?" is just around the corner.
One of my besties refused a 2nd date because the guy smelled like month-old socks. Atrocious fumble on his part, huge.
My conspiracy brain wonders if pheromonemaxxing is a trick to keep men single, so they buy deeper into alphabro/incel culture. Makes them easier to control & con money from.
My conspiracy brain wonders if pheromonemaxxing is a trick to keep men single, so they buy deeper into alphabro/incel culture. Makes them easier to control & con money from.
September 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
One of my besties refused a 2nd date because the guy smelled like month-old socks. Atrocious fumble on his part, huge.
My conspiracy brain wonders if pheromonemaxxing is a trick to keep men single, so they buy deeper into alphabro/incel culture. Makes them easier to control & con money from.
My conspiracy brain wonders if pheromonemaxxing is a trick to keep men single, so they buy deeper into alphabro/incel culture. Makes them easier to control & con money from.
I wanna get onto VGen and realised I haven't posted this yet, so take a non-game College AU set of Striders! Finished literally a few days ago #Homestuck #BroStrider #AlphaBro #VGenCode 🤞
vgen.co/Panphae
vgen.co/Panphae
September 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I wanna get onto VGen and realised I haven't posted this yet, so take a non-game College AU set of Striders! Finished literally a few days ago #Homestuck #BroStrider #AlphaBro #VGenCode 🤞
vgen.co/Panphae
vgen.co/Panphae
Imagine you're a MAHA alphabro big into protein and working out, like this Nazi prick, and you get your ass kicked by a cosplay Spider-man.
Embarrassing for Chad.🫣
Embarrassing for Chad.🫣
Good Sunday morning, friends!!
Enjoy the chuckle.
Nothing like Jake Lang getting punched by Spiderman to start a Sunday off right with!
Have a day, y'all!
#SheShed #ViVaHerAlliance
Enjoy the chuckle.
Nothing like Jake Lang getting punched by Spiderman to start a Sunday off right with!
Have a day, y'all!
#SheShed #ViVaHerAlliance
August 23, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Imagine you're a MAHA alphabro big into protein and working out, like this Nazi prick, and you get your ass kicked by a cosplay Spider-man.
Embarrassing for Chad.🫣
Embarrassing for Chad.🫣
Uh... "She can have?"
What kind of alphabro bullshit is this?
What kind of alphabro bullshit is this?
July 31, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Uh... "She can have?"
What kind of alphabro bullshit is this?
What kind of alphabro bullshit is this?
Im so glad Zlatan got to have soccer, because without it he would have definitely had an alphabro podcast/YouTube channel
June 16, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Im so glad Zlatan got to have soccer, because without it he would have definitely had an alphabro podcast/YouTube channel
There clearly are problems to be addressed, namely the way incel and alphabro communities recruit people in exactly the same methods that terrorist organisations do. But that shit works cos of vulnerabilities which go beyond gender.
June 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
There clearly are problems to be addressed, namely the way incel and alphabro communities recruit people in exactly the same methods that terrorist organisations do. But that shit works cos of vulnerabilities which go beyond gender.
Called it when my BF and I were watching live. Said “incells and alphabro idiots will have a field day over this cos she doesn’t have bikini armour and doesn’t need a “big strong male” to rescue her.
June 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Called it when my BF and I were watching live. Said “incells and alphabro idiots will have a field day over this cos she doesn’t have bikini armour and doesn’t need a “big strong male” to rescue her.
Not surprised.
I scaled back Insta use heavily once Zuck did his AlphaBro™ makeover last year and then allowed users to call women objects and say LGBT+ people are mentally ill, since "it's just opinions"
I'm deactivated, and had considered returning, but this slapped sense back into me
TY, OP 👍🏽
I scaled back Insta use heavily once Zuck did his AlphaBro™ makeover last year and then allowed users to call women objects and say LGBT+ people are mentally ill, since "it's just opinions"
I'm deactivated, and had considered returning, but this slapped sense back into me
TY, OP 👍🏽
“This case illuminates a repeated pattern: the suppression of LGBTQ voices on Meta’s platforms. Meta must train moderators to recognize and understand LGBTQ self-expression. These are basic best practices." - @glaad.bsky.social on @oversightboard.bsky.social ruling www.advocate.com/news/meta-in...
Meta mishandled lesbian content on Instagram
Meta’s Oversight Board said the company wrongly removed a post celebrating relationships among women.
www.advocate.com
May 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Not surprised.
I scaled back Insta use heavily once Zuck did his AlphaBro™ makeover last year and then allowed users to call women objects and say LGBT+ people are mentally ill, since "it's just opinions"
I'm deactivated, and had considered returning, but this slapped sense back into me
TY, OP 👍🏽
I scaled back Insta use heavily once Zuck did his AlphaBro™ makeover last year and then allowed users to call women objects and say LGBT+ people are mentally ill, since "it's just opinions"
I'm deactivated, and had considered returning, but this slapped sense back into me
TY, OP 👍🏽
Cash Holding-Cell soon will be in a new JJ movie called the Booze Brother's Discovery, a funny AlphaBro movie about a former FBI dude's desperate bid for money, doing a musical. Except instead of busting cars, he'll be busting toilets after his poor tips came back to haunt him.
April 23, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Cash Holding-Cell soon will be in a new JJ movie called the Booze Brother's Discovery, a funny AlphaBro movie about a former FBI dude's desperate bid for money, doing a musical. Except instead of busting cars, he'll be busting toilets after his poor tips came back to haunt him.
So like the first incel/alphabro hissy fit was over Vikings?
April 21, 2026 at 8:20 AM
So like the first incel/alphabro hissy fit was over Vikings?
Ooh, I want to see the "alphabro" in ancient Sparta movie!!!
April 18, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Ooh, I want to see the "alphabro" in ancient Sparta movie!!!
Haha... the book is Yesteryear and Anne Hathaway already optioned the film rights.
I hope somebody's working on the manosphere version where some "alphabro" wakes up in ancient Sparta few days before the Battle of Thermopylae.
Because I want to see that film too.
I hope somebody's working on the manosphere version where some "alphabro" wakes up in ancient Sparta few days before the Battle of Thermopylae.
Because I want to see that film too.
April 18, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Haha... the book is Yesteryear and Anne Hathaway already optioned the film rights.
I hope somebody's working on the manosphere version where some "alphabro" wakes up in ancient Sparta few days before the Battle of Thermopylae.
Because I want to see that film too.
I hope somebody's working on the manosphere version where some "alphabro" wakes up in ancient Sparta few days before the Battle of Thermopylae.
Because I want to see that film too.
New #merch in the shop...
We all know that guy and at some point, he needs to know the truth
#alphabro #alpha #weightlifting #bodybuilding #shirt #tshirt #parody #masculinity
We all know that guy and at some point, he needs to know the truth
#alphabro #alpha #weightlifting #bodybuilding #shirt #tshirt #parody #masculinity
You're Not An Alpha by Crowjan Designs
Alphas don't exist... especially musclebound gym bros. You're DEFINITELY not an alpha.
crowjandesigns.dashery.com
April 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
New #merch in the shop...
We all know that guy and at some point, he needs to know the truth
#alphabro #alpha #weightlifting #bodybuilding #shirt #tshirt #parody #masculinity
We all know that guy and at some point, he needs to know the truth
#alphabro #alpha #weightlifting #bodybuilding #shirt #tshirt #parody #masculinity
The POV you desire. #cock #cocksucker #alphacock #bwc #jerking #cockring #harddick #mastercock #cockmaster #alphabro #domcock
April 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM
The POV you desire. #cock #cocksucker #alphacock #bwc #jerking #cockring #harddick #mastercock #cockmaster #alphabro #domcock
Ha, erwischt.
Dieser Möchtegern Alphabro hat sich bekuscheln lassen (intensiv) und fotografieren lassen.
Ja, Brudi auch du wirst alt. (7 oder 8 dieses Jahr)
Dieser Möchtegern Alphabro hat sich bekuscheln lassen (intensiv) und fotografieren lassen.
Ja, Brudi auch du wirst alt. (7 oder 8 dieses Jahr)
April 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Ha, erwischt.
Dieser Möchtegern Alphabro hat sich bekuscheln lassen (intensiv) und fotografieren lassen.
Ja, Brudi auch du wirst alt. (7 oder 8 dieses Jahr)
Dieser Möchtegern Alphabro hat sich bekuscheln lassen (intensiv) und fotografieren lassen.
Ja, Brudi auch du wirst alt. (7 oder 8 dieses Jahr)
@aesthr.com Du weißt nicht zufällig, woher ich einen günstigen, stabilen Lifting Belt bekomme, auf dem nicht irgendein seltsames Alphabro-Design ist und der idealerweise nicht aus Leder besteht?
March 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
@aesthr.com Du weißt nicht zufällig, woher ich einen günstigen, stabilen Lifting Belt bekomme, auf dem nicht irgendein seltsames Alphabro-Design ist und der idealerweise nicht aus Leder besteht?
I've thought about selling laminated Alpha Male Licenses, for these dipshits to carry in their wallets, with a bunch of dumbass shit to choose from, like a list of vaccines they didn't get, etc.
And charge, like, at LEAST $250 for that shit. $500 for the version with a shiny hologram alphabro logo.
And charge, like, at LEAST $250 for that shit. $500 for the version with a shiny hologram alphabro logo.
March 4, 2026 at 11:38 AM
I've thought about selling laminated Alpha Male Licenses, for these dipshits to carry in their wallets, with a bunch of dumbass shit to choose from, like a list of vaccines they didn't get, etc.
And charge, like, at LEAST $250 for that shit. $500 for the version with a shiny hologram alphabro logo.
And charge, like, at LEAST $250 for that shit. $500 for the version with a shiny hologram alphabro logo.