#AlsoMe
Me: headache and queasy. Probably an oncoming migraine

Me: I think I’ll just sit here and do nothing about it

AlsoMe: XS Tylenol. Tylenol and meclizine.

Me: sadly there is nothing to be done

AlsoMe: 🤬
July 26, 2024 at 10:47 PM
My story,now and forever

Me: buys four new audiobooks today
Me: then borrows several others from the library

AlsoMe: THEN DOWNLOADS AND STARTS READING FANFIC INSTEAD OF ANY OF THEM

me: but why did I buy all tho —

AlsoMe: shhh, reading very important fanfic, go away now
March 19, 2026 at 1:54 AM
AlsoMe finally won the argument over ProbablyADHD
July 26, 2024 at 10:49 PM
I yam on my way wimth Grandhoo an Fuzzhoo to Unca Dave’s, where I will see my Mama an alsome my cuzzin Bemptsy! An hopefully receive some turmkey gimblempts!
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Weis vimsiting at Unca Dave’s an we went to the No Kings rally in Chelmsea. There were so many hooms holbdimg signs that sayed things. I habd a sign alsome, an it made a lot of the hoos smile at me an take my pimcture with theys iBones! 🥰
June 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Me: suddenly remembers a book I loved and borrows it from the library

Me: borrows two other books by the same author that look good

AlsoMe: immediately goes back to the fanfic I was reading

Me: YAKNOW THIS ALONE DESERVES THE DAMN ADHD DIAGNOSIS

AlsoMe: LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SLASH
March 19, 2026 at 2:02 AM
@peytonreads.bsky.social I hamv alsome creatembd a BLOMCK LIMST, my pal. It is fur #DogsofBlueSky Scrapers, Scammers, Engagement Farmers, and other ne'er-do-wells like impersonators. bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 29, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I yam so very sormry, Peymtom my pal. I yam embarmassed, sad, mad, an alsome ...
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I yam frighmptemed.
February 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hiya, Flamsh! Can I hamv a plate of latkes, an alsome a dreidel to play wimth wimth my hoos? #AnipalHB
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
PUPDATE! Back from the vetty! He sayed I habd a fever, an alsome ear imfemctioms. I hamv antibiotic pills for 2 weempks, an oinkmempt an pain medijhoon pills to take. I shoulb be feeling a lot better in aboumpt 3 days. If not, I will hamv to go back to the vetty.
December 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I hamv been notifimed that I yam to be imcloombded in a car ribe tomorrow (not great newms) to Uncle Dave's houmse (goob newms) for a FEAMST OF FOOB (the BEMST newms)! I will alsome get to play wimth my cousin Bemptsy the golden! Woo hoo!! #DogsofBlueSky #Dogs #Thanksgiving
November 27, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Me: pfft, amateur

AlsoMe: wait… that’s probably not normal….. oh right.
It has so far taken me half and hour and four (4) tries to bring a laptop cord from the bedroom to the kitchen. I have weeded part of the garden, posted on Instagram, taken the dog out twice, and gone to inform Kevin of an acquaintance’s new infant.

Safe to say my ADHD meds have worn off, I think.
April 21, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Donated an shared, alsome shared to the Twooter.
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
"Look, Sizhui! I caught a frog!"

The two disciples snuck away from classes to have fun on a very special day... The rivers of Gusu are nice for that.

#HappyBirthdayLanJingyi!alsome
#itsalsomybirthdaytoo
#ImightmakebirthdayartformetoobutIlikejingyibetter
#Mdzs #Modaozushi #Lanjingyi #Lansizhui
August 24, 2026 at 4:07 PM
CORREMPCTIOM!!
#AnipalHB Pals - If anyone would like to have their fur-selmves insermpted into the bonfire scene for the Anipal Holiday Bazaar, please POMST a photo of your fur(s) AS A REPLY to this pomst - full body shot, please - by Friday 7 p.m. EST. 😀

I alreamdy hamv Sasha an alsome Sadie!
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Ian.K. You Are A Alsome Food Review
April 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
And finally, a sign fur me to wear aroumb by neck, cuz I yam alsome going to the protempst:
March 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Alsome, like stars, sometimes they is fur, fur away, but theirs' lighmpt still shimes acromss the miles! #VDayParty
February 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
that was alsome
December 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
An alsome very cyoot!
July 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Alsome, I jumst want to poimpt out that Tikka's new Mama is wearing the CORREMPCT sweatshirmpt.
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Weird how the women of color are the ones the TERFS focus on. Alsome like there’s some sort of idk “intersection” btw racism and transphobia
March 30, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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