Seems like the handle being @nottherealfbi should have been a clue it was fake, but what do I know.
Also it's Bluesky, if you want to trick people all you gotta do is change your display name to AltFBI. 😏
Also it's Bluesky, if you want to trick people all you gotta do is change your display name to AltFBI. 😏
October 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Seems like the handle being @nottherealfbi should have been a clue it was fake, but what do I know.
Also it's Bluesky, if you want to trick people all you gotta do is change your display name to AltFBI. 😏
Also it's Bluesky, if you want to trick people all you gotta do is change your display name to AltFBI. 😏
We need an ALTFBI account here.
September 28, 2026 at 10:26 AM
We need an ALTFBI account here.
Where are AltFBI, AltICE, AltCBP? Folks in these departments: You can say NO to Fascism.
April 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Where are AltFBI, AltICE, AltCBP? Folks in these departments: You can say NO to Fascism.
Trying my best. A look into the future.
June 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Trying my best. A look into the future.
AltFBI putting out a million dollar bounty for the identity of "Martin"
January 31, 2025 at 11:59 AM
AltFBI putting out a million dollar bounty for the identity of "Martin"
One more entry in the “What the Actual Fuck?” category of the “Chronicles of the Trump Administration: Yes, this IS what you voted for!”
#AltFBI
#AltFBI
Exclusive: FBI Director Kash Patel has distributed “Ka$h”-branded bottles of bourbon to bureau staff and civilians, multiple people in Patel’s orbit tell Sarah Fitzpatrick. theatln.tc/n62c70PM
May 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
One more entry in the “What the Actual Fuck?” category of the “Chronicles of the Trump Administration: Yes, this IS what you voted for!”
#AltFBI
#AltFBI
To everyone saying I'm not really in the altfbi: here's my proof, haters
June 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
To everyone saying I'm not really in the altfbi: here's my proof, haters
So now we have Kash Patel to destroy the FBI. Yo... ALTFBI... time to get your groove on.
February 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
So now we have Kash Patel to destroy the FBI. Yo... ALTFBI... time to get your groove on.
To @amyklobuchar.com @tinasmithvo.bsky.social
You are about to confirm a new @altFBI director for the next 10 years.
You are about to confirm a new @altFBI director for the next 10 years.
Mr. Patel has been directly involved in secretly orchestrating a purge of career officials at the FBI. Emil Bove, then acting No. 2 at the Justice Department, fired career civil servants solely at the request of a private citizen.
February 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
To @amyklobuchar.com @tinasmithvo.bsky.social
You are about to confirm a new @altFBI director for the next 10 years.
You are about to confirm a new @altFBI director for the next 10 years.
I read that the FBI Chief in New Jersey strongly resisted his own ouster and firings. #ThankUBrianDriscoll But reports say other Chiefs just walked away “to save their pensions.” Appalling cowardice. Is anyone inside the Bureau preserving records? I am praying there is an AltFBI.
February 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I read that the FBI Chief in New Jersey strongly resisted his own ouster and firings. #ThankUBrianDriscoll But reports say other Chiefs just walked away “to save their pensions.” Appalling cowardice. Is anyone inside the Bureau preserving records? I am praying there is an AltFBI.
Is there any recourse? Me wondering why the AltFBI hasn’t stepped in.
February 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Is there any recourse? Me wondering why the AltFBI hasn’t stepped in.
You need an altFBI as well, beginning to sound like the real patriots in exile
February 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You need an altFBI as well, beginning to sound like the real patriots in exile
I sincerely hope agents who leave the force will establish an AltFBI and keep working together, on their own, to safeguard our nation best they can.
August 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I sincerely hope agents who leave the force will establish an AltFBI and keep working together, on their own, to safeguard our nation best they can.
Hey #altfbi you ok? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
FBI using polygraph tests to identify sources of internal leaks
Trump administration has been cracking down on people who leak information to the media since January
www.theguardian.com
April 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Hey #altfbi you ok? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
"Here at the AltFBI, we are outraged that Trump wants us to go after immigrants and protestors instead of following our traditional mission of assassinating black leaders and framing communists for drug trafficking. Hashtag RESIST"
March 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"Here at the AltFBI, we are outraged that Trump wants us to go after immigrants and protestors instead of following our traditional mission of assassinating black leaders and framing communists for drug trafficking. Hashtag RESIST"
hope the altFBI are standing by to arrest these MFs !!!
A DOGE staffer reportedly showed up at the IRS demanding info on American taxpayers. His wife “spent three years at GVA Capital, which was exposed as a vehicle for one of the richest oligarchs in Russia to funnel his money into various American companies.” www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
New DOGE Staffer Has Ties to a Sanctioned Russian Oligarch
Corcos, a new member of Elon Musk’s DOGE team, reportedly showed up at the IRS demanding detailed info about American taxpayers to hunt for fraud.
www.rollingstone.com
March 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
hope the altFBI are standing by to arrest these MFs !!!
They absolutely are. Is there an AltFBI? Because SOMEONE needs to be tracking these hackers.
Call their moms.
Call their moms.
Not for nothing but everyone realizes that these teenagers and 20 somethings who have complete access to the Treasury payment source code are now #1 espionage recruitment targets for Russia and China, right?
February 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
They absolutely are. Is there an AltFBI? Because SOMEONE needs to be tracking these hackers.
Call their moms.
Call their moms.
They should create the AltFBI account.
BREAKING: Head of FBI's New York office is forced out after questioning President Trump's pursuit of agents who investigated Jan. 6 cases, sources say.
Top FBI official forced out after criticizing Trump pursuit of agents who investigated Jan. 6
James Dennehy, the head of the FBI's New York office, is out one month after he urged colleagues to “dig in” after the new administration requested the names of all agents who worked on Capitol riot c...
www.nbcnews.com
March 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
They should create the AltFBI account.
Which donor state governor is building the altFBI? There are plenty of seasoned, professional investigators out there now.
@govpritzker.illinois.gov ?
@governorwalz.mn.gov ?
@governor.ca.gov ?
@govwesmoore.bsky.social ?
@governor.ny.gov ?
@govpritzker.illinois.gov ?
@governorwalz.mn.gov ?
@governor.ca.gov ?
@govwesmoore.bsky.social ?
@governor.ny.gov ?
"There is a despicable purge underway of senior FBI officials, all of whom have risen in their careers as nonpartisan, and who have been targeted for vindictive, political purposes," said Mark Zaid, a whistleblower attorney who represents a number of federal workers
www.cbsnews.com/news/politic...
www.cbsnews.com/news/politic...
Politics may have spurred August purge of 5 veteran FBI agents
Details are emerging about the possible motivation behind the firing of five senior FBI agents.
www.cbsnews.com
August 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Which donor state governor is building the altFBI? There are plenty of seasoned, professional investigators out there now.
@govpritzker.illinois.gov ?
@governorwalz.mn.gov ?
@governor.ca.gov ?
@govwesmoore.bsky.social ?
@governor.ny.gov ?
@govpritzker.illinois.gov ?
@governorwalz.mn.gov ?
@governor.ca.gov ?
@govwesmoore.bsky.social ?
@governor.ny.gov ?