when Nissan gets that space Altima going, woooo
June 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
when Nissan gets that space Altima going, woooo
commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"
June 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"
I will continue to harass these godforsaken Nazis until my Altima runs completely out of gas. I promise you that America
January 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I will continue to harass these godforsaken Nazis until my Altima runs completely out of gas. I promise you that America
BREGMAN: Hey doc, can you make my face look like the bumper of every Nissan Altima
DOCTOR: I got you my guy
DOCTOR: I got you my guy
Pic I just took of Alex Bregman arriving at Wrigley this morning.
Note tape on side of face.
Note tape on side of face.
September 24, 2026 at 3:26 PM
BREGMAN: Hey doc, can you make my face look like the bumper of every Nissan Altima
DOCTOR: I got you my guy
DOCTOR: I got you my guy
Bratz recreate Doechii in “NISSAN ALTIMA.”
December 16, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Bratz recreate Doechii in “NISSAN ALTIMA.”
a lot of nissan altima energy in this administration
February 20, 2026 at 3:38 PM
a lot of nissan altima energy in this administration
I’d rather drive a Nissan Altima with no bumper on both sides and expired tags than a cyber truck
February 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’d rather drive a Nissan Altima with no bumper on both sides and expired tags than a cyber truck
Önemli bir gelişme… Gazeteci Tolga Şardan: “Gözaltına alınan bir kadın şüphelinin, “erkek polis göğüslerime dokundu, o sırada altıma kaçırdım” şeklindeki açıklamasının açığa çıkartılması amacıyla müfettiş görevlendirmesi yapıldı.”
April 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Önemli bir gelişme… Gazeteci Tolga Şardan: “Gözaltına alınan bir kadın şüphelinin, “erkek polis göğüslerime dokundu, o sırada altıma kaçırdım” şeklindeki açıklamasının açığa çıkartılması amacıyla müfettiş görevlendirmesi yapıldı.”
Gözümün gördüğünden korkmam derdim az önce 6 köpek kovaladı altıma sıçtım altıma böyle işin ta aq
September 27, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Gözümün gördüğünden korkmam derdim az önce 6 köpek kovaladı altıma sıçtım altıma böyle işin ta aq
Cannabis-infused Nissan Altima
January 14, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Cannabis-infused Nissan Altima
doechii x kendrick lamar - nissan altima x these walls
October 18, 2024 at 9:21 PM
doechii x kendrick lamar - nissan altima x these walls
Nissan Altima boyfriend + Dodge Journey girlfriend
October 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Nissan Altima boyfriend + Dodge Journey girlfriend
I just saw a Nissan Altima give a love tap to a Cybertruck on the connector and the corner of the truck’s bumper exploded like it was made of Lego
May 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I just saw a Nissan Altima give a love tap to a Cybertruck on the connector and the corner of the truck’s bumper exploded like it was made of Lego
altima?????
Hell yeah. I can't wait until all the kids who have been used as props by their right wing grifter parents grow up and drop the hammer on their emotionally needy asshole parents
June 1, 2024 at 8:46 PM
altima?????
Hayleigh got his ass
May 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hayleigh got his ass
Lady in an Altima with Memphis Grizzlies Tennessee plates you are clad in the armor of God
March 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Lady in an Altima with Memphis Grizzlies Tennessee plates you are clad in the armor of God
Altima from Final Fantasy Tactics.
My Fan Art. I wanted to show the results of the final battle.
#FinalFantasy #FinalFantasyTactics #FFT #FanArt #Altima
#alyony
My Fan Art. I wanted to show the results of the final battle.
#FinalFantasy #FinalFantasyTactics #FFT #FanArt #Altima
#alyony
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Altima from Final Fantasy Tactics.
My Fan Art. I wanted to show the results of the final battle.
#FinalFantasy #FinalFantasyTactics #FFT #FanArt #Altima
#alyony
My Fan Art. I wanted to show the results of the final battle.
#FinalFantasy #FinalFantasyTactics #FFT #FanArt #Altima
#alyony
These are my children, Altima and Maxima
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
These are my children, Altima and Maxima
Y'all was sitting in the same Nissan Altima... blowing up Balloons ... ready to record
March 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Y'all was sitting in the same Nissan Altima... blowing up Balloons ... ready to record
If I recall correctly, that woman got her box munched in the back of a Nissan Altima by a guy named diarrhea.
October 2, 2026 at 11:06 AM
If I recall correctly, that woman got her box munched in the back of a Nissan Altima by a guy named diarrhea.
The most American car ever is the Nissan Altima
In true Altima fashion, it lasted four hours on Facebook marketplace. The guy who bought drove up on a minibike, took it around the block, handed me cash, put the minibike in the trunk and drove away in the car.
July 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The most American car ever is the Nissan Altima
CRITICAL SUPPORT TO ALTIMA DRIVERS EVERYWHERE
YOU'VE TRAINED YOUR WHOLE LIVES FOR THIS
YOU'VE TRAINED YOUR WHOLE LIVES FOR THIS
I just saw a Nissan Altima give a love tap to a Cybertruck on the connector and the corner of the truck’s bumper exploded like it was made of Lego
May 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
CRITICAL SUPPORT TO ALTIMA DRIVERS EVERYWHERE
YOU'VE TRAINED YOUR WHOLE LIVES FOR THIS
YOU'VE TRAINED YOUR WHOLE LIVES FOR THIS