#Altman
sam altman has killed himself
November 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
This is inaccurate because Sam Altman has never cared about consent
November 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Ram Altman
November 2, 2026 at 7:55 AM
November 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
sam altman + capital punishment when 😍😍😍😍😍
November 4, 2026 at 4:34 AM
the man genuinely never shuts up
Sam Altman Pulls Spectacular 180 After Unpopular Comments About RAM: 'It Is F*cking Annoying'
The OpenAI boss changed his name on Twitter to Ram Altman as part of his backpedaling
kotaku.com
November 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Sam Altman can rev up & fuck right off
November 2, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Sam Altman having air in his lungs is a terrible use of limited resources
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is a ‘terrible’ use of limited resources and that it would be better utilized in data centers

"From a global perspective it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their computer"
October 30, 2026 at 9:48 PM
isso gatinho laranja caótico roube a ram do sam altman destrua todos os servidores isso mesmo
He’s upgrading your RAM.
November 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman spent election night defending his position on PC RAM purchases, changing his name on X to "Ram Altman" in response to another user's comment.
Sam Altman addresses RAM comments: people should ‘put as much as they want in their computers’
‘Ram Altman’ wants you to have ‘so much ram.’
www.theverge.com
November 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Fuck you Sam Altman
October 31, 2026 at 2:05 PM
sam altman backpedalling on his stupid comments about ram is so funny
November 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Altman:
November 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
how Sam Altman nudes look like
November 3, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Sam Altman already trying to pivot
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November 4, 2026 at 4:54 AM
sam altman believe that ram shouldnt be in ur computer but i believe sam altman should be put in a grain silo
October 30, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Sam Altman: All RAM shall belong to me!
November 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Sam Altman says he's gonna need your keyboard and mouse too.
November 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Sorry, Sam Altman. You’re not getting my memory.
October 31, 2026 at 10:36 PM
October 31, 2026 at 8:37 PM
if i was sam altman i'd think about. you know. right now ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
BREAKING: AI stock futures plunge across the board as a Democratic blue wave takes shape in the midterm elections.
November 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Congrats, americans, now guillotine Sam Altman and Elon Musk
November 4, 2026 at 9:32 AM
i fucking hate sam altman
October 31, 2026 at 8:31 AM
sam altman can eat my entire ass
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is a ‘terrible’ use of limited resources and that it would be better utilized in data centers

"From a global perspective it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their computer"
October 31, 2026 at 11:47 AM
his marriage was *officiated by Sam Altman*
November 1, 2026 at 4:08 AM