#Always
Occam's Razor always rules. Always.
September 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Always.
June 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’ll always love this
September 23, 2026 at 8:43 PM
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
There's always a tweet.
May 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Stand with science. Always.
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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February 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
History always has a lesson.
April 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
So, actually, it always was Russia.
March 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
For narcissists suffering from arrested development, it is *always* about them. Always.
March 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Obama will always be the better man.
March 21, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Always the cleanup crew. 🤦🏻‍♂️
January 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Loved this, “FREE” always tastes so good…
April 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.
May 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I always wanted to see his smile.
September 8, 2024 at 12:33 AM
It's always this stupid. Always.
Honest question for the historians of empires: is the end always this stupid or are we breaking new ground here?
July 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It was always performative outrage.
May 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I stand with Ukraine. Always have. Always will. 🇺🇦 #SlavaUkraini
December 29, 2024 at 1:52 AM
This will always be true.
November 29, 2024 at 2:35 PM
always 😭
September 6, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Great work as always, JD.
May 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
(sketch) lottienat bathtub scene you will always be famous
September 9, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
September 23, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Political violence must always be condemned.
June 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
There’s literally always a tweet.
May 4, 2026 at 3:36 AM